Congratulations, user. You've won Twisted Metal

Congratulations, user. You've won Twisted Metal.


So... What is your wish ?

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i wanna be the little girl

get the fuck outta here, you don't grant wishes

I just come here to win and I don't need a wish.

A new Twisted Metal game

Twisted Sister?!

Who's the most overpowered piece of shit and why is it minion?

Bring back Aniki

My wish is for you to not grant my wish.

>He gets the fuck out
Your wish is granted

The only true ending.

>He locked the only door out

>Your wish is granted
>He gives you his corpse

I wish to be happy.

I wish to win the Twisted Metal!

I wish spawn was real

Moon Buggy and Club Kid would like to say hello.

I wish I was you and you me.
Then we fuck

That's cheaping out.

What he'd really do is bring him back, but straight.

>Your Wish is granted
You have a lifetime supply of LSD

Came here to post this.

No more Twisted Metal tournaments

I wish that you would stop fucking everyone's wishes over like an asshole

Twisted Metal is rebranded as Warped Steel.

They all call me crazy. They all say I'm insane, but I'm not. I know this isn't real. I know it's just a dream.

Please let me out.

>Your Wish is granted
See you next year for the "straight metal tournament"

>Your Wish is granted"
"Now I'll twist everyone's wishes like a dick"

I want a dirty bomb to spontaneously appear and detonate in Times Square.

I wish for user's waifu to have never existed.

Wait a sec, I need to talk to my lawyer first

I wish twisted metal was rated PG

>Your wish is granted"
All of the things related to her are deleted and her creator is killed before being born

A new Twisted Metal game with online that doesn't die in a month

A bomb explodes in Times Square, covering it in mud.

>they rebuilt me into a bomb, because they knew I'd be able to get close to you, daddy.
>I'm just a machine now, but I'm scared. I'm so scared the explosion will hurt.
>hold me, dad.

300 trillion dollar blockbuster games with 8 year dev cycles fail to scratch the feels of slideshow 19 dollar PS1 games with not-MacFarlane art.

>8oz bottle of LSD appears
he knows me so well

>Your wish is granted"
The new Twisted Metal game dies in two months

He says "okay" and opens the door for you. Walking through the door, you find yourself in Midgar, because the kid who owns the Playstation just got FF7 for his birthday.

Hundred million bucks. That's all.

>Your wish is granted
A million coins fall down on you, you die

Thank god

>hundred million adult male dears appear and trample you to death

>Dears
Its spelled "Deer" and the plural is also "Deer"
Learn basic English before posting

>He had destroyed all his enemies. I want to rule the world, he said. My wish is to be king of all boards. I granted the wish.
>Little did user realize, the boards had been completely destroyed in the shitposting wars. There was no one left to rule over, no kingdom to claim. He was king of the boards, but he was all alone. Forever.

I wish you would die

I wish you to turn 360 and walk away.

i wish that you grant the wishes itt according to the exact wording and letter of the wish and not the spirit of it

>Your wish is granted
Dies of old age

Granted, I have dyed.

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The PAL version literally released with all cutscenes and plot deleted.

An infinite supply of marijuana.

Rob Zombie is already in a game.

But, the giant wheel guy's wish was granted without any twist.

A wish for a double order of onion rings

Bitch!

>be so beta you literally have to beg the devil for the balls to say no to your dad.

Didn't somebody totally cuck him by wishing they had his powers?

Your wish is granted

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This one maybe?

You now have one hundred million giganiggers lining up to fuck your gf

I want you to become my loving wife who makes me sandwiches.

He only has the power in the first place because he tricked the devil to give it up. In some ultra hard last boss chapter 7 challenges, you get to play as Minion and make Calypso your bitch.

Ask and ye shall receive

La creatura

>Your wish is granted
She only makes you sandwitch and nothing else until you hate sandwich. But she doesn't stop. You kill her, get arrested and sent to the chair. You die.

What's his problem?

I wish to know how your voice actor is doing.

I want to revive the twisted metal franchise

He already granted you your wish four years ago, and he fucked you over while he was it.

I want to die, put a bullet in my head.

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He never tricked and gave Twister, Mr.Slam, Mr.Grimm, Needles Kane and Marcus Kane what they desired.

Hope you're ready for the most BADASS Twisted Metal ever, my man!

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

I want a new Thief game, a good one.

>Your wish ia granted
Starts playing Police and Thieves

SHRIEK THE LIPS
ACROSS A RAGGED TONGUE

Not OP. Didn't expect something this brutally close to my own wishes.

Taff your lady, she's probably pleasuring the stable boy as we speak.

I couldn't ask for a more fulfilling life.

twisted metal 4 is my favorite
small brawl is second

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I wish to have a wish

Let me sleep soundly forever, calypso.