Competitive pokemon

>competitive pokemon

I want to FUCK May.

How about this May?

I like RS May and ORAS May equally.

But Emerald May a shit. Flat chest and those ugly faded orange and green clothes, noooo thank you!

Sounds like you are not gay.

Why'd they give her such massive god damn breasts? And a shirt with a zippered front for easy access if you can overcome the stress and tension trying to unzip it in one long motion?

Because that shit is hot.

Gotta admit that guy using the tanky Pachirisu was pretty hype.

I'll draw this
Any other May things I should draw?

mayting press

Draw her in her oras outfit angrily insisting that she, in fact, wears panties under her spats, then somehow show she isn't actually wearing any.

I want to ____ May's penis!

Drink from

May thread?

become

Girls don't have penises, user.

aim her pee with

clearly

Why not.

Darling may

And Pokefags wonder why they're told to post their shit at /vp/...

>tfw a girl will never love you as much as ORAS May loves Brendan
>Heeeeeey! How's it going, Brendan?
>Time flies when I'm with you!
>And now I think you deserve a reward, too! Here, this is from me!"
>It sure is big... No, more like huge... It totally takes my breath away!
>Why don't you come with me, Brendan? To Mauville!"
>Brendan! Wow, it's a relief to see you in one piece! Oh, well, you know... The last time I saw you was right after battling those Team Whatsit people... So I was a bit worried, thinking about what might have happened to you after that...
>Do you want to go back together? Back to Petalburg?"
>I'm cheering for you!
>Brendan! Gosh, where have you been hiding? I've been looking all over for you!
>Maybe we should Fly home and visit Littleroot sometimes...
>Brendan! I heard on the news that things were going haywire around Sootopolis. And then I saw you on BuzzNav, Brendan! I couldn't just sit there and do nothing when I knew you were here in the thick of it, so I came flying!
>I'm going to try to find what I can do to help, and then I'm going to do my best with that. And I'm going to keep on hoping and believing that you'll be OK out there, Brendan. Please...give it everything you've got!
>And it's finally just the two of us again... I'm pretty lonely, you know?
>Welcome back, Brendan I just thought, you know, that since we were both here and all...that I'd wait for you. We set out on this journey together, right? So maybe we should finish it together, too.
>Here we are on Route 103 again! Wow, it's so roma-... nostalgic, you know?

They should have made her an npc in sun and moon instead of some no name elite four members from who knows where.

Brendan is the self insert though.

>you will never creampie ORAS May

>tfw oras may will never give birth to your white haired children

>tfw I can never go back to seeing that hat as hair

What would it be like to stuff your hand down into May's spats or up the front of her zipped shirt?

When this thread inevitably gets deleted by nofun mod, post May here:

Who has better taste, Sup Forums or /vp/?

It would be soft and warm. She would probably make some kind of cute sound too.

>you will never pump Brendan's boypussy full of semen

Who would you rather have sex with between these two?

>May thread?
sure

May's blaziken.

The gen V girls were perfection. I guess Sup Forums is slightly better since Rosa is one spot higher.

May, easy. In the process I would try to find out how she gets her hair to stay like that.