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Why did Nintendo make inklings so sexy?

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Because video games

You're a pedophile.

They aren't, though. You're just a pedo

Why are console graphics such shit compared to those of a PC with a decent graphics card? Why can't consoles simply be upgrade with a better GPU to get better graphics?

canonically these squids are 300 years old

Inklings are 14+ years old according to official Nintendo documentation.

Post the uncensored versions

>dude there are old loli lmao
Why do ironic weebs love this argument so much? Leave this type of shit on Sup Forums where its full of poser.

No straight man alive wouldn't prefer to have sex with little girls if it was socially acceptable.
You are either a faggot or a woman. Neither of which are welcome here.

Because the Switch is smaller than a GPU you dolt.

le fukin animated squid girl offend me : DDDDD

>ironic weebs
literally no one can explain what this means.

Why are there a million Nintendo games that pander to shotafags but zero Nintendo games that have lolis?

A GPU isn't the same as a video card, user. It's a small chipset.

Surely you have friends or know people who act like this right? Unfortunately I do.

ironic weebs are the type of person to post dumb shit like "haha anime was a mistake xd" or "l-l-l-lewd!!!" or by sheer, unprecedented happenstance always choose a cute (and possibly anime) girl as their character in any and every single game they play. they are without a doubt the most insufferable type of people to be around

If youre fucking little girls you might as well fuck little boys you goddamn pedophile faggot

this tb.h

so basically...just weebs? whats ironic about it?

They don't make of themself by ironically acting like this. Guy in the image got a 3DPD gf while still pretending to be into the waifu thing.

I don't understand this poor logic.

Sure, pedo's are typically more prone to caring less about gender than teleiophiles (people who don't have an age preference when it comes to sexual preference), but it doesn't at all mean there's a 1:1 correlation.

Faggot or female, which is it? Huamns, like every other sexually reproducing species on the planet are hardwired to want to fuck females the moment they become sexually viable and for a good 99% of human history, we haven't lived beyond 30 years old. Nothing you can say against lolicons is supported by reality.

Unless you are a creationist.

The sense is that they're actually normies who openly and loudly get into lewd/moe anime just to show how quirky and out-there they are, they don't sincerely like the stuff like a shut-in hermit would.

Maybe try constructing an actual English sentence then try again.

They don't make fun*

Don't know about them, but I think the squid boys are better.

>Sure, pedo's are typically more prone to caring less about gender than teleiophiles
Fuck off. No, and any moron who honestly thinks a little girl is the same as a little boy needs to get in touch with fucking reality.

What's 14 in Squid years?

>want to fuck females the moment they become sexually viable
>Nothing you can say against lolicons is supported by reality.
But lolis by definition are prepubescent (or at least look prepubescent).

That's true, I can think of like 10 really popular Nintendo shotas off the top of my head but I can't think of any Nintendo lolis.

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I don't think he said that, just that pedos are more likely to be bisexual, which has truth to it, young boys have pretty much no masculine features outside of a penis.

these drawings can not consent. you fap to them, you are committing a sex crime. its rape. since they are drawings of kids you are a pedophile rapist and should be prosecuted accordingly.
you can not refute this.

Yeah. I'm sure they're just spending hundreds of dollars on merchandise for something they don't actually like.

you cant rape a drawing

Wow, what fucking triggered you? I literally said the same fucking thing as you, that not all people of that sexual preference will conflate little boys and girls, DESPITE the fact that scientific research finds a HIGHER correlation there.
Fucking retard.

Ironically, the amount of shotafags in Sup Forums is way fewer than the amount of lolifags.

If my 16 yo gf look like 13, am i a pedo?

Literally old enough to breed. Marie said that sometimes they aren't battling but "battling" during turf wars, and they don't seem to age much from the point they acquire skin colour either.

I'm not sure I believe that.

it has no truth to it its just anti gay hogwash since you have to be straight to like kids of the opposite sex. attaching gay to it both helps vilify it and as well as vilify a mans sexuality

Are trap-fags pedos? I wouldn't argue against it.

Normalfags are this stupid yes.

>le anti gay

Fuck off SJW, I love cocks.

>forgetting Ashley
14 is still loli though.
Loli is a body type, not age. As such, anything having the loli body type is a de facto loli.
Note that Dizzy is not a loli being only 3, while Platinum is a loli.

or MAYBE your "ironic weeb" strawman isnt real

It is the anime equivalent of this shirt

Just imagine it says weeb instead of geek

People who want to appropriate the style and have a surface level understanding of the content.

I don't think anyone actually knows Ashley outside of like 3 guys who want her in Smash Bros

Because you like little children.

I mean most of them probably don't buy hundreds of dollars of merchandise, they just tweet and post moe art and cropped doujins and stuff. Though people definitely do buy shit just to create a personality for thesemves. For what it's worth I don't care about ironic weebs and I think the category is overstated on Sup Forums, just bored and trying to explain the concept as I understand it

>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Astolfo is fantastic for weeding out hack artists.

How many shota threads are created in comparison of loli threads? And it's not just Sup Forums, shota threads are more unpopular in Sup Forums too.

There are people on this Earth who say its wrong to breed this mother because she's technically 8 years old.

Ashley is just a throwaway side character. The shotas in Nintendo games are usually the protagonist. See: Link, Ness, Lucas, Pit, Rex Pokemon MCs and rivals, etc

>Loli is a body type
Wrong.

Seems like they get a similar amount of threads in my view

Cause the shota characters are usually the main character like Pit, Link, Pokemon protag, Rex etc

Why can't they make a game with a loli protagonist?

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Pokemon hoards all the lolis.

Riju isn't a loli.

Link isn't always a shota, and Rex and Pit are teenagers.

it is though.

Son, you can't refute it. Loli is moe, so it must bring about the feelings you get by seeing the "budding youth".
So, lolis are a body type, no matter how many oppai lolis there are.

Nintendo's dad here. How would you make a game with a loli as protagonist?

Rex and Pit are like middle school age at the most, they're definitely closer to shota than anything else. Dont you remember all the shota threads on Sup Forums when Uprising came out?

Cause they are Japs and pedo bait sells in Japan big time. There are fewer here who get stiff to this as it is socially less acceptable. So you only find it attractive you have pedo undertones, I think they look ugly, small, flat as a board, weaboo shit. Not rubbing it it this form if degenerate material.

Even Pokemon doesn't have many lolis. Gen 8 are the only Pokemon games with lolis and that'll probably change in the new games due to fan reception of Lillie

You dont? wait, are we still on Sup Forums? we are, what the fuck are YOU doing here?

Pit maybe, but Rex only looks like a little boy, he's 15, and acts and sounds like it.

>not a loli
They really do. All the good ones on come from there. Though the cat lolis in monster hunter X/XX was nice, they are not MCs.
Are you just ignoring all the trainers?

A cute JRPG about magical girls

Fucking degenerates subhuman pedophiles.

I still remember when we could have vidya loli threads without newfags sperging out.

What trainers are lolis?

>tfw you can't see her pantsu when she's sitting on her throne

Shit game

Cause they don't have a long running franchise with one that I know of
Yeah she is, Purah isn't thou she's more like a midget

Not so long ago, but longer than eternity, yes.

what the fuck happened?

Purah is literally six years old in mind and body

No, Riju is quite literally not a loli. She's too developed. She's closer to JD than loli.

Someone please post the body paint exhibisionist squid at the plaza with awkward face, i loved that one a boorus dont have shit

Purah is lolibaba and Riju isn't a loli at all.

Loli. Shortened from lolicon, itself a Japanese abbreviation for Lolita complex, named specifically for the book Lolita, which is about a pedophile who fucks a little girl.

Lolicon means pedophile.

I'd play the shit out of it.
Also a FPS where you play lolis who are just using pretend guns, and when they "die" they just fall down, then run back to the spawn point

>it's not a loli because I find her attractive
Just embrace it.

Mods started to delete loli threads.

do little boys have smooth tight cunny like little girls?

What about using Ashley as the protagonist? She's well know secondary character and Nintendo can use the Badge arcade dresses for extra waifufag points

I like real loli, not old busted hags like Riju.

The kindergartners, the loli swimers, the loli twins, etc.
Iris was a loli ;_;

Fuck off, eop trash.

I thought she was just acting like that on purpose cause of what her diary said
She looks like a regular loli with thick thighs, and what is a JD?

>Cause they don't have a long running franchise
I would've liked a loli game more than some crap like ARMS tbqh

>cunny
there is literally no way to use this word without a cringe involved

Ashley is cute!
Cute!

She brings up that her overall mentality has regressed with the extreme age change, you can see it with her entry placing her around 15-16 in age and mind

It was more directed at the guy saying that Pokemon has almost no lolis.

Have a (you) user I admire your bait and felt bad for the amount of work you must've put into this