Duck in Gamestop
Duck in Gamestop
Jacob Hernandez
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Mason Bell
holy shit haha
Camden Powell
Duck in bar
Adrian Taylor
What the fuck is it doing in there?
Adam Parker
thats an eb games
Alexander Cruz
how did these fellas get in there??
Robert Cox
THIS ISNT DUCKSTOP NIGGA THE FUCK YOU DOIN IN HERE
Luis Phillips
How much does it take to get a duck drunk enough? Asking for a friend.
Blake Brown
How old is this picture again?
Michael Foster
Very little. You'll also probably kill them. Humans evolved a tolerance despite it being totally detrimental to our biological processes but other animals aren't as stupid as us so they get fucked up by booze easily.
Lucas Jackson
in what?
Kevin Young
What are some games where I can play as a duck?
Tyler Nguyen
Ill give you $3.75 for the duck, or $5 in store credit
Austin Murphy
Duck in cage
Joshua Gray
Herbivores get drunk from eating fermented fruit all the time though
Jeremiah Gray
>Supreme
Hypebeast duck
Matthew Wood
Josiah Stewart
That duck has accomplished more in life than I ever will.
Ryan Barnes
Nolan Wilson
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Grayson Johnson
call of duty :)
Logan Morgan
>stupid
Alcohol was a great substitute for drinking your shit tainted river water and dying of cholera
Isaiah Clark
Ducktales
Levi Hughes
Duck in Germany
Chase Stewart
Goose
Benjamin Reyes
Yo stubbs the zombie for 19.99?
Andrew Hill
BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE
Isaiah Gonzalez
Reminder that ducks cant process alcohol because they have no liver
Its dead
Joseph Smith
Fuck these ass holes man, one was crossing the street today and I was tempted to hit the stupid prick.
Caleb Johnson
Giraffe in EB Games.
Ayden Reyes
>sees a shelf full of Xbox games
>looks away in disgust
John Long
If they have no liver then how do they breathe?
Samuel Wright
Ducks are the best
Anthony Kelly
Bees also get drunk off fermented honey. The other bees usually sting it to death if it gets too tipsy.
Thomas Rodriguez
>sees PS3 gam-
oh wait
Dylan Barnes
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Nathan Sullivan
Duck with qt
Joshua Wright
Nah, it's ok. The duck is named Star and it's owner runs the pub. The duck likes to drink is all.
Dylan Thomas
Ducks r gay
William Lopez
god I wish I was that wool duck sweater
Jonathan Hill
Ducks have a liver, dumbass
Isaac Nguyen
Levi Sanchez
>not qt with girl
Julian Diaz
>sees last copy of The Warriors
Samuel Sanders
A goose is just a duck with a long neck.
Jayden Harris
But I just bought this duck from this story yesterday for $70!
Charles Moore
beat me to it normie
Ethan Barnes
How intelligent are ducks? Are they capable of forming actual emotional attachments to humans?
Alexander Baker
Is this a common thing?
Aaron Wilson
Yeah they can. Their is imprinting from when they are young and whatever. Even chickens can do that.
Cooper Cox
No, it is impossible for any animal to form an emotional attachment. In addition, humans are also unable to form attachments. Because you will never be able to see the perspective of someone else, you will never be able to confirm that everyone around you is not a hallucination or automaton. In the end, the only person you can trust is yourself, unless you mind is lying to you, in which case you can trust nothing. In the end, if someone says they care about you, remember that they will never be able to truly prove it, and are likely to be a souless machine lying to you
Kayden Ramirez
man, this place has really gone to the birds
Ryder Scott
Came here to post this
Cooper Bell
Shut up nerd nobody cares
Ian Robinson
>A goose is just a duck with a long neck.
You are wrong
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Carson Parker
So what you're saying is that if I want to ensure someone's affection I should treat them as a domesticated animal?
Xavier Nelson
le epic duck in gamestop lmao xD
kys yourself redditors
Liam Powell
>In addition, humans are also unable to form attachments.
Way to project your own mental illness on others.
Liam Gonzalez
Yes that has worked well in the past
Nathaniel Turner
Noah Lee
obviously photoshopped
Anthony Flores
ducks are weird like this, I think if they don't have anything beneath their feet they feel like they're perpetually falling or some shit
Isaiah Scott
>Go to Gamestop
>Quack to employee in the corner that I wanna buy Monster Hunter World
>The employee looks at me and say out loud if I'm here to buy Duck Hunt
>One of the neckbeards that was buying a pokemon case for his DS laughs
>He doesn't even give me the game I asked for
QUACKING GAMESTOP!
David Rivera
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Andrew Rogers
Hamsters have an extremely high alcohol tolerance, way higher than humans.
Naturally, I'm taking about proportional to body weight.
Adam Mitchell
*tips fedora*
Brandon Brown
Faggot in thread.
Julian Scott
>tfw they thought by dick-sucking lips to Tanya that she'd be made unattractive
How could they be so stupid
Dylan Murphy
Ducking Gamestop!
Sebastian Sanchez
what is the purpose of this thread
Justin Morris
>looking at guides
lol what a scrub
Chase Turner
What is this duck's purpose for being there?
Benjamin Edwards
Duck.
Charles Nelson
I have runner ducks and they're some of the dumbest fucking things but they sure are entertaining
Noah Cooper
lmao what a stupid duck
Jace Walker
Ethan Lee
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Andrew Nguyen
Dylan Hill
to handle the quacks.
Caleb Sanders
Alcohol dehydrates you though
Blake Reed
wonder how old this pic is.
Hunter Anderson
Oh, this shit again. Haha. It's a duck! Yes, a duck in GameStop. How unique and funny!!! OMG. Not like we haven't seen this post before.
Blake Thomas
Aren't there problems with them shitting all over the place?
Caleb Walker
> duck is wondering if she'd like his corkscrew dick
Hudson Flores
>duck in gamestop
>just stands there, no one cares
>pigeon in gamestop
>get free games
Landon Nelson
Donald Duck having a seizure.
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Anthony Hughes
Calm down or you are gonna get punched, bitchboy.
Ryder Clark
Even low alcohol content can help with keeping water clean. I bet 3% beer wouldn't dehydrate you (essentially it would be the same as one pint of 6% beer and one pint of water--pretty reasonable)
Dominic Martin
Yeah, there would be if I brought them into GameStop, but they live outside and I have a big yard. They're no worse than chickens in my experience. It may help that runners are technically a "small" duck
Levi Ward
Duck spinning around in circles while playing Quake Live
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Brayden Garcia
I thought ducks are evil and brown/green colored? Why is duck white and not evil?
Landon Martin
QUACK.
Eli Scott
More than one duck type.
Nolan Wood
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Justin Flores
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Evan Butler
what a cute dog.
Gavin Barnes
This is an objectively true and interesting historical factoid. You'll find that early nations' connection to alcoholic beverages (usually for recreation, sometimes as a primary water source) and its connection to health benefits is actually not exaggerated.
The main reason is because a long time ago, people didn't know about water pollutants or parasites, and the cornerstone of all alcohol is water boiling, which kills most of that bad shit, which, in most of not all cases in ancient civilization, made Alcoholic beverages (be it wine, wheat beer or barley beer) were actually more healthy than their readily available water sources.
Nowadays that isn't "as" true, since water purification is at the level where even easily accessible "free" tap water is now leagues healthier than alcohol on account of not ACTUALLY having alcohol in it, but in general, parasites and pollutants are magnitudes worse for you than alcohol poisoning, at least in the short term, and depending on how high the % of alcohol is.
Luis Howard
Be gone, bird.
Jeremiah Sullivan
>There are women who prefer having sex with a duck than with you
Elijah Fisher
With enough training you could shape your penis into a corkscrew too.