I'm an employee at the Nintendo World Store and will be leaving sometime before the Summer. But until...

I'm an employee at the Nintendo World Store and will be leaving sometime before the Summer. But until. I'll answer any questions you may have about working there.

What do you even sell there? I've never been.

Pretty much anything Nintendo related. Mainly merchandise with Mario pasted on it.

Any leaks

Is your 3ds hacked?

Kind of. If you care about Mario tennis.

How long did you work there?

Nintendo World employees don't know shit about the inner workings of NCL and they only do what they're told. Any "info" you provide in this thread will certainly be BS.

What do you eat on lunch break

Fortunately he said he'd answer questions about working at Nintendo World instead of any of that gay shit you completely made up just now

How many soyboys visit your store? I'm sure u see alot of them

Any older amiibo in stock?

Epic meme my friend

did you get to fuck that nintendo prostitute chick? How was her puss?

is this video game related

It seems to be faggot related so good enough for the mods and average Sup Forumsirgin

Based

no.
A few years.
I haven't had lunch yet.
Yeah. some.

Wave 3 old or like Mario series old?

Where do you work?

What was the craziest event that happened for you.

What are you having for lunch?

Some of the originals from the first set. And the Mario ones.
Nintendo World Store located in NYC
A homeless guy came in and asked to use the bathroom. The after he was done he went over the the plush toys and started rommaging through them. Knocking them on the floor. He asked if he could take one and we told him no. But he did anyways and ran off.

A soyboy fuck my ass with a bowser figure and shitones of cum split all over the store, my best experience ever

It's not fucking fair. I don't want to go all the way to New York to get them.

Are you basically just a retail cuck?

Is this the best you can do?

Holy shit, at first I thought you were trollololing us but now I see you truly work at nintendo, kimosawe senpai

You ever diddle any kids in the back of the store?

Do you or any of your coworkers have neckbeards?

How many neckbeard manchildren do you see daily?

How did you get the job?

sucked a bag of dicks

Why did you think working in retail would be a good idea?

I wanted to get back at my single mom for marrying this old dude not spending time with me anymore and the big bowser tattoo I got across my whole back wasn't good enough so I went in to a failed manchild career where she'd have to subsidize all of my bills for the rest of her life. I'd say we're even now

>he thinks he's clever and fooling anybody

How shitty are your bosses?

If I tell them to slow down they speed up and if I ask them to finish me they just laugh and tell me to swallow their fat loads

Whats the % employee discount?

Yes only the elitist of 8 year olds transcended kids though as I like to choose between poking at there bump hole or the 2 vaginas and punishes they have

Have you signed any NDAs?

They're pretty cool.
Fifteen percent usually. Sometime more.

I went there in December with my gf. We spoke with some of the reps there and they were really nice. If you were one of them... You're a good man

I DO

I probably was I mean wasn't it you two as a couple that said everyone who works here can fuck your garden? We must have shared 10x around the store and she didn't even squeal, bring her again next time and I'll get 20 more guys to fill her up with cum

Noreally you get a discount on spices ramen noodles for working there or a free cocktail suck at the gay bar hidden round back , also you get free soy meals as well just for being a pedophile at work!

You're doing this for attention and nobody is even replying to you yet you continue to post.
I think you actually have mental issues user because that behavior is pretty fucked

Had sex with an underage doggo then fried it and fucked it's charred corpse while melting a image of iwata onto it's swollen cum filled bumhole using a blow torch ; same blow to the intended cook kids with before eating them

How often do employees have wild sex in the back?

What bothers me more is that he thinks he's funny. His jokes are 12 year old-tier

Is there any way to get the Splatoon merch without flying my ass out to NY to get it? Are there like local couriers I can pay to go in there, buy some stuff and mail it to me?

He keeps getting edgier with it the longer he goes without a (You), it's starting to get sad now

Often but with dogs or cats found about the streets oh and I forgot allot of the time we steal kids and hide them round back for a good fuck by at least 20 men and the kids have to be circumcised men under 8yo only

Yeah you just cooking a dog dry it then fuck it and send it in to us with a picture of naked children and we send you a free one for being nice :)

Dude your posts legitimately read like an Encyclopedia Dramatica talk page, fucking stop.

Was Super Mario Bros. released on the same day as the NES in North America or not?

It all reads like the posts of a legitimate nutcase.
Pretty sure I've seen this exact style of typing before doing the same thing too.

I'm pretty sure he's a legit underb&

Are you Joe Black?

What who doesn't fry dogs and children then fuck their charred corpse hardcore with 30 men?

Did you meet CND? Is he as annoying as everyone says?

The dude took over the Reddit's switch section for almost 2 months

Says the kids who buy soytendo products from child rapists and dog eaters

Ok. You'll be glad to know it is slated for a summer release.
No.

>almost
Yeah I met him and he got angry when asked about gay transvestite rabbits 2 for swith so I sacked his cock then his kids and he smiled and said thanks next time is free kid fuck :)

Have you ever met Reggie Fils-Aime? Is he as much of an obsolete asshole fucktard as he makes himself look during the Directs and trade shows?

user you're taking this whole consolewar thing a bit too far. I know I'm feeding your addiction by even replying but this isn't healthy.
No joke when I say if you want to talk just say. Post a throwaway email and I'll contact you. I don't even own a switch if that helps

What's it like working during launch parties or other big stuff like that? Any interesting stories?

Got to meet plenty of pedophiles and stuff was greal as we shared lots kids around and fucked them as we gave them ramen noodles , it's a daily occasion desu I love kids!

Pen is good enough :)

Psn is good enough :) darkandreckless is my psn

Sorry but soytendi can dee

He came in once and just asked how it was going. And told us to keep up the good work.
They're alright. If there food they leave it all over the place or drop the used plates, etc on the floor.

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How many kids have you raped and we're they male or female or bit of both with a dog in between

I'd be mad too if a nintensoy exec ducked my kids and raped them with dogs especially with a transvestite rabbits amiibo

Pic related is an songoing mad his child was stolen and raped at the hands free nintensoy exec Mr soylent , imagine you're kids being stolen by mr nintensoylent and watching him rape your child with a charred grilled corpse of a dog? I'd be madder than iwata when he couldn't fuck kids no more!

Why you quitting

Did you meet CND or Triforce at the Nintendo's switch launch party?

Is he actually annoying as people say?
I know triforce seems like a pretty cool guy.

It was mostly goats and sheep. We save the little boys & girls for Reggie & Bill. We leave the dogs and personal blowjobs to Alison Rapp whenever she shows up... and toss her a fat kid every now and then to make sure she comes back.

OK I'll stop now as this was the reply I didn't expect , keked to space and back hahaha; on a side note though how does charr grilled dog or kid tate after being fucked?

I fuc ked many kids and doggo after frying them obviously but yeah about 300 kids and 400 doggo used in underage sex acts and was a amazing like when i played mario kart with my niece then fucked her

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Or we could talk over teamspeak?