LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

FUCK THIS SHIT FUCKING GAME WHOEVER FUCKING THOUGHT PUTTING SUCH A FUCKING HARD FIRST FUCKING BOSS SHOULD BE FUCKING FIRED

beat him first try lol

Fucking scrub getting wrecked by the first boss.

Like clockwork

yeah same

git gud

is this BB? fuk I want to play it

get good you fucking casual

He's easy though
And also optional

I'm convinced this is a LARP

Dodge roll

Heh but did you even platinum it in 10 days?

It's not "literally" impossible to beat is it though?

You can tell someone is a retard if they throw around "literally" like some sort of generic intensifier

Literally kill yourself, you illiterate fuck.

Yeah on 5 days

Stfu you poorfag neet

Literally u are fucking retarded,that is how we use the word literally,mongoloid

git bad losers

If only you knew how to use proper punctuation.

scrub. fuckin 14 yo fucks

>beat him on first try
>clear the game
>start NG+
>the first boss was so easy, I'll breeze through this quick
>get fucking rekt
>again
>and again
>and again

I went in blind and platinumed it in 10 days, never having played a Souls game before.

I destroyed the game's legacy in the process also

He's optional.

Use the axe or buy the kirkhammer. Hug and tenderly love the replica doll. Then make her into mommy.

I don't give a fuck, u understand what i want to say, even if u believe u are intelligent for check my punctuation, mongoloid

Wait, isn't Father Gascoigne the first boss?
t. retarded casual

I beat him and made it up to Papa G without dying, got papa G to like one hit away and he killed me. Proceeded to wipe 500 times.

5/10, come see me after class.

7mins to complete another ending?

You can find Cleric Beast first.

Nah mate, i work, i'm not underaged to be going to the school anymore

He's (just like 90% of BB bosses) is a damage sponge. Find his weak spot and hit him frequently.

uh user those are not minutes they are hours...

wtf I beat him first try. easiest boss next to the mushroom hoard

How do I kill beastmode Gascoigne
Regardless of what I do I get shrekd the second he can attack

Same but with Ornstein and Smough. Got them on my 4th try on ng, took me over 40 tries on ng+.

He doesn't like music very much

not OP, newguy to bloodborne here, 100%'d DaS and beat DaS2 in company of champions, just started playing and it seems like there's some key differences between this game and the rest of the Souls series. anything I need to know? not fond of being forced to slide when I'm locked on and only being able to roll when I'm not locked

10 hours my friendo

Shoot him when he starts thrashing around. If you get knocked down down roll away immediately because he will leap and catch you, wait until he attacks then roll.

It's often helpful to roll towards the enemy instead of away from them.

git gud

>down roll away immediately
don't roll away immediately

Thanks, I haven't tried this yet.

Did you miss the part about me being an idiot

Whoa we got ourselves a thinker