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BING BING, WA-HOO!

Be happy to.

UNGH

You'd better have a dick

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do
... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its corpus.
My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred.
And I always wanted to die violently.
This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving.
And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill.
And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

MAJOR FRACTURE DETECTED

...

Your face, your ass, what's the difference

"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker"

blow it out your ass

ENCHANTMENT?

Go home and be a family man.

YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE

dukemind

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum
I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
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NIGGERS ARE GAY

ITS PAYNE

PICK A GOD AND PRAY

...

I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of shit.

SUCK IT DOWN!

THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?

You are becoming more like your father.

Die monster, you don't belong in this world!

Get a load of this!

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum

Nah.

YER DUN

Nice.

I AINT GOT TIME TO BLEED

good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun!

...

>those pores

mess with the best, die like the rest

"Amstrong, I demand an explanation. Heinrich tells me the girl is still alive."

MANY FALL IN THE FACE OF CHAOS
BUT NOT THIS ONE
NOT TODAY.

VAPOR THRUST

Let's mosey

FUCK YOU

AND FUCK YOUR MARKER.

>vidya

I'm an equal opportunity asskicker!

...

Kept you waiting, huh?

BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE

WORTHLESS KOREANS, YOU MUST BE REFORGED WITH FIRE!
GO-AND-KILL!!!

I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous.

Time for a bit of the rough 'n' tumble!

THOSE SLIMY POLITICIANS AND THEIR EMPTY CALLS TO ARM "IN THE NAME OF LIBERTY"

'tch' I'LL SINK THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN. YOU READY FRAGILE?

aahhhhh....Liquid!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry, best what came into my mind)

I’M YOUR PROM DATE YOU UGLY SACK OF SHIT

They came from... behind!

What the what?

I'LL CRUSH YOU!!

Baby, now you're gonna squeal for real!

the fuck is wrong with her body?

Daddy screamed REEEAL good before he died!

This.
Also,
>MORPHINE ADMINISTERED
>USER DEATH IMMINENT

NONE CAN STAND AGAINST TAESHALACH

TAESHALACH'S FURY IS UNLEASHED

...

Did your mom roll those panties out for you?

No source?

I HAVE COMMITTED MANY CRIMES ACROSS MANY LIFETIMES. I GO NOW TO A PLACE OF PUNISHMENT. YOU CANNOT COME WITH ME.

Have you ever taken a rat
Cut a hole in it
Stick your peepee inside
While it is still alive?

You remind me of that rat

NO PAYNE
NO GAIN

listen girls, if you want the guy to dirty talk to you say it before the action starts not while were balls deep inside, trying to concentrate not bust a nut early.

I like ur ass

Pretty much everything from here works, that bitch won't know what hit her
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Jacked up and good to go

I'm commander shepard and you are my favorite slut on the citadel

Kek'd

AHHHHHH, I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU

Stop the demon! The demon that is taking that child's form! You must stop it before your daughter becomes a sacrifice. Before it is too late! Stop it! STOP IT!

TIME TO TIP THE SCALES

ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!

So... Are you a boy or girl?

Blow it out your ass.

Don't blame me. Blame yourself, or God.

My command is your wish

THE TIDE TURNS