Did you're benis ever make you buy a videogame?

Did you're benis ever make you buy a videogame?

I dont buy games

no, usually I use my hand to buy video games.

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I don't play games

it made me pirate a game

Still would, desu

Dead or alive extreme volleyball but then it turned out the actual game was garbage so I never played it more than once.

I dont have a benis

Bayonetta, DMC4, and Resident Evil 5 on the PC for nude mods.

yes. many times.

Skullgirls

Senran Kagura 2 and Estival Versus

i don't regret it one bit

but it's free
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can you actually look up her shorts like that?

No my heart did, Izanami in smite

FULLY

Unironically better.

no, getting horny and trying to play a game is more annoying than fun

yes

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I just bought Nier Automata because muh dick. Did I fuck up?

Needs to be BLACKED

RENDERED

yeah

Cindy's body's proportions were bad in "too much" Lara Croft way.
Cinder is cute.

Nice.

That's an easy one.

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Yes, but its more than “uhhh i wanna fug em” i really like video games about tomboy girls. Pic related.

gib cummies

Yeah me too...

O-of course not! Who would ever do that h-haha...

But tomboys are sluts? Didnt they tell you that at school?

Why the fuck do Americ*ns do this?

This, but unironically

ANUS

My friend brought me that one on my birthday, so it's technically not the case for me.

Only underages or pathetic manchilds do that.
>You're benis
Point proven.

user i fucked those sluts. Your point? You think that would hurt me? Pic related. Get that hairy box in my mouth uhnn

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As they say, bros together fap together.

Senran Kagura deep crimson. came for the tits, stayed for the story and characters. and all the games after that and getting my dick ready for PBS tomorrow
Everquest back in 1999, I seen a pair of elf tits on a box and my 14 or 15 year old self could not contain the lust
Automata
King's Raid for mobile
All the old Tomb Raider games, didnt really get into them until my 20s tho
Fatal Frame kinda
X-blades
blade kitten
And Bethesda games. Was too young to get into morrowind mechanics but damnit I took to learning how to mod really quick

there are more but got bored typing this

>being so pathetic you let your dick control you
Revolting.

my benis is too smoll ;_;

Never played ffxv, is cindy a cunt in game?

Well.....At least REmake is good.

No. I have unlimited porn on the internet, my gaming time is for good gameplay.

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Did you fap with him?

Not yet.

No she's a nice girl.

Good, the world has enough faggets

I bought it because it was a sequel to one of my favorite games that I bought for my dick.

>being so full of soy you no longer have sexual urges
Revolting.

WHAT.GAME

she's a glorified NPC with almost no character or dialogue

I bet his ass is bigger

Don't you mean, bought for HER dick?

Really? Guilty Gear Xrd Revelator

Why would I spend 15 to 60 bucks on a game to jerk off for a few minutes and not touch it, when I could go on any different sites or whatever and do the same thing for free?

I am confused why people get so turned on by the most softest of softcore shit. This site must be full of virgin teenagers who still find Victoria's Secret jerk off material.

WHAT IMAGE SEARCH

I bought it coz it's a fun classic.

>npc
What a shame

Pretty much any weeb game I own.
Sneran Kagura
Xdimension Nep
Akiba Strip
Bayolante to name a few.

Some people get off to literally reading words. Sometimes less is more.

Every game except Grand Strats

She's perfect. All of them are good ofc, but none of the others quite match.

i came

Just how dangerous is the night-time? I always made a point in the demo to head to the nearest campsite/camp and go to bed once the sun sets at 8pm. I course I take into account that the gang doesn't ACTUALLY go to bed that early, since setting up camp/making dinner probably takes 2 hours, meaning they probably go to sleep at around 10:30/11.

I'm probably autistic.

>back door commando laboratories

evry tim

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>kids and virgins are the only ones turned on by looking at attractive women
never understood this meme.

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It's the only legit reason to buy a videogame.

I wonder if thats what betas who orbit twitch whores tell them selves?

There are much stronger enemies at night. You can mostly avoid them though. The only thing is the car stops on its fucking own when enemies appear on the road.

Cid?

I wonder if you think chads are too intelligent to think with their dicks.

Would PawPaw be MawMaw?

Is this a young millennial thing? The fact that you think this is some widespread common thing is really telling

why is her bagina so wide? it looks like she's wearing a diaper

t. soyboy

You're trying really hard to seem macho but you just look like a fag. You're getting so sweaty you responded to me twice in your anger. It must suck having fat clamy hands.

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They're hospital clothes.

You repackaged his reply with some buzzwords of your own, you got no where in the argument.

>he thought this was a good comeback
honestly embarrassed for you

>You're getting so sweaty you responded to me twice in your anger.
Imagine being this delusional.

How long did she spend again in that place? Wasn't it like half a year? No. Couple months maybe?
Still
I wonder if she had a buddy to cuddle with at night besides jake because jake doesn't exist

>not caring about Twitch streamers and saying you're pathetic for caring about them
>trying really hard to seem macho
could you set the bar any lower?

>Hey guys I'm taking the argument about whether I should spend money on women who think nothing of me really seriously.

This isn't fucking debate club, who gives a shit who wins an argument. It's all shitposting. No one ever admits they're wrong anyway.

I responded to one guy and ended up arguing with the whole thread. Tell me how you are not getting really sweaty. Btw porn is free

Im honestly considering buying FFXV just for Cindy

>Everything is either mach or isnt

How am I trying hard to seem macho by not spending money on a cam whore?

If you dont care why are you putting so much effort into trying to win?
didnt you say this a second ago?

15-60 dollars for fap material and a game to play sounds a lot better than a chance at a bar for some fun.

>only underages or manchildren buy things to look at attractive women
>>>tumblr
>>>Polygon