Splicing human DNA with vampire DNA to try and cure deafness is one of the most retarded fucking things i've ever heard

Splicing human DNA with vampire DNA to try and cure deafness is one of the most retarded fucking things i've ever heard

Your mother not getting an abortion is the most retarded fucking thing I've ever heard

It’s capeshit, what do you expect?

>combine human DNA and vampire DNA
>become an American

im batmn

Bats have super hearing dumb ass, it makes prefect sense.

Vampire bat DNA you fucking mongoloid

O B S E S S E D

For me it was the genetic memory from Asscreed 1

O B E S E

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>combine human DNA with mud man DNA
>get modern european
Huh... whoda thought?

>ancestor is William the Great
>Somehow in your DNA you contain his memories from his brain
>DNA contains memories now
dumbest fucking plot device ever used. I think they were so busy making the game and the shitty story, that the idea of how it all is supposed to happen fell by the wayside, so t hey just said "fuck it let's just do this."

>amerimu-

edgy

Why wouldn't you use flying foxes instead? Those guys are adorable and would just like a banana.

why do they gotta pose like a stupid weeb to the camera ?

That's brittain, but hey whatever

This game had some real effective jumpscares.

This was poor bait and you still got 4 americans to reply lol

>you
Replying to yourself isn't cool my dude. Bless Allah

In fairness they explain it as the ancient god beings engineering human DNA so it could do that, which is no more ridiculous than anything else relating to the ancient artifacts.

The humans in the Assassin's Creed world are just biologically different to normal humans.

>people can't suspend their disbelief when watching movies or playing vidya anymore
You're autistic I bet. If you lived like this then every movie would be unwatchable