Netflix Witcher

Meet the Geralt of Rivia
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Yennefer of Vengerberg

Triss Merigold

>65 year old actor as Geralt
Why would anybody believe this?

>imdb
nice source tard

Dandelion

Why are they all so ugly? Geralt is supposed to be the only canon ugly one. Yen and Triss use magic to look like super models.

>Not Mads Mikkelsen

Why even live.

Zoltan Chivay

Sup Forums thinks of netflix as liberal so why even bother posting this thread? youll never get anyone to discuss the show or anything relating to it.

Negative, meeting your mother instead

he was robbed!

slav standard of beauty is very low

Triss casting looks good. Not sure about the others

He's like close to 70 it's obviously a mistake

I don't fucking think so matey.

Vesemir

Not bad so long as he's bulked up a bit and makeup does his scars/hair right. Geralt is meant to be a bit of an ugly fuck with a shitty smile so he fits.

Makeup and costuming will make or break her visually but as it stands she ain't as pretty as hoped. Still so long as she isn't butchered as a character like in TW3 I will be happy.

Might work. Little bit too waify but I could see them doing okay with it, Triss was always a tad fragile early on so they may be focusing on that since afaik this doesn't go into the later books.

Considering it's likely lowish budget I'm okay with how it looks so far.

She looks like Viggo Mortensen's sister.

I don't have a problem with anyone on that rumored list being cast actually. Not bad. I slightly prefer Geralt to be a bit older rather than some mid 30's/40's hunk fags will swoon and make Tumblr memes over.

>Shakaar
I sincerely doubt this, user. Even IMDB is saying this is rumored.

Isn't Geralt like literally 100 years old

god netflix has turned shitty with all these spam shows they crank out

Yes, but Geralt aged like a dunedain.
Aragorn was 87 by Return of the King.

really bad casting why does triss look like some librarian bitch

That guy isn't Geralt. He's an actor pretending to be Geralt.
A 70 year old man being cast is possibly the dumbest thing they could do, he'll retire in a year or two then they'll be fucked.

they should have just cast aragorn ffs

Me when he didn't star in a good Dark Tower adaptation.

Triss was a skinny womanlet in the books too.
So long as the makeup and costuming do their jobs that bitch can look the part just fine.

And canonically ugly as fuck

>meinkeks

oh god this is show is doomed before it even began.

#NotMyGeralt

well i'm sure Sup Forums will judge them fairly on their acting skill and not what they think the characters should look like....

>Not casting Mads
Ok, but for real. He's got quite a facial structure, and he's rugged and good looking. Not exactly classically good, but in a unusual way that could be descriptive of a Witcher.

I don’t know why but I have this strong urge to rub the head of my dick against that nose bridge.

Spare us your inflammatory Marxist platitudes; we've heard it a million times now.

why isnt he black wtf

rayciss-ass cumskins

boycott this shiet

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Don't worry you'll get your black character shoveled in there somewhere, TV shows are only allowed awards nowadays if they have certified Persons of Color among the cast.

>thinks judging actors on ability to perform is marxist
what part of Marx was that again?

The only black guy I remember in Mindhunter was some fella who was trying to get into the profiling unit but was refused because he was black (they didn't tell him it like that, though). Not because the FBI agents were racist, but because they were afraid the criminals they were interviewing would be.

It had a lesbian character, though.

The Bloody Baron

who will play Duny

more like Dindulion

holy kek

acceptable, need to work on that mustache though

He's actually quite handsome but his smile is frightening.

how is netfliex NOT liberal?
how is any streaming service pretty much not liberal?

So true. Everything must be politics. Everything.

This is what gets on my nerves, they make great stuff when they're not shoe horning run of the mill liberal politics into everything.

LOL

He's a literally who so he must have had a badass audition. Hyped as fuck now.

It's gonna be shallow flashy shit with a scene of a black guy saving Geralt at some point and ending with some bullshit like "men are the real monsters" with some peasant girl shanking some dude with the silver sword.

ok. made me chuckle

Only in the crappy books, not in the good canon.

Fucking retards up in this thread.

Geralt is over 100 years old but he is a fucking mutant you mouth-breathing cum stains. He still has the body of a fucking athlete and his face isn't any older than someone in their late fifties at WORST.

If this is actually the guy playing Geralt, then this show is already doomed. Unless whoever that is has the fucking torso of Bruce Lee IRL, they would have to CGI his fucking his fucking abs every time he took his shirt off.

>maybe he'll never take his shirt off

Then the series is still doomed. I shouldn't even need to explain why.

I have no opinion on the Triss actress but they also screwed up with Yennefer too, unless they can somehow fix that abysmal hairline and gigantic forehead.

>Geralt
>not black
You had one job.

Well he's white, so i'll take this victory.

nigga, the show is being written by a woman who openly wants to diversify the series
it's fucking shit already, you don't need to even see the cast.
Hell, the fucking >Netflix tag should have made you go into full alert.

Its fake

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I would unironically love this. Luke in Episode 8 seemed more like Vesemir than Luke Skywalker anyway desu