The name of every location in Fortnite is a euphemism for vagina

The name of every location in Fortnite is a euphemism for vagina.

Every single one.

Some are weak, but I see it all.

>tilted towers
>shift shafts
>vagina

Even Pleasant park?

That's not how euphemisms work and you're seeing things that are not there because you're too focused on them. Assuming you meant metaphors, 4 would work, rest wouldn't.

>shifty shafts

>flush factory
KEK

Of course pleasant park would work. I can't think of a more pleasant place to park my meat.

>4 work
>Greasy Grove
>Snobby shores
>Salty Springs
>Moisty Mire
You're telling me fucking TOMATO TOWN doesn't mean vagina?

>no Vacuum Pass or Coathanger's Redoubt

>Moisty Mire

Mine shaft not rod shaft you mong

They're all here, folks.

It shifts around your shaft and you have to tilt your tower to go into it.

how the fuck do i get good at this game? i always get fucked in the final 15 or so

Camp until 10 left, build higher than everyone else and shoot the last guy from above.

Not a good post, OP.

XD WHO DID THIS F A M

>English isn't my first language
>mfw this is true

Dios mio, just you wait until Polygon makes an article about this

>''Fornite: Battle Royale, has been using highly offensive names for their map locations for months until now''
>They all seemed like silly internet references, but the true meaning behind this is much darker and problematic

>Greasy grove

>not going south at her junk junction

>anarchy acres
>tomato town
>retail row
>fatal fields
>tilted towers

what do you think a vagina is user?

>Junk Junction
Homeless Vagoo
>Anarchy Acres
Punk Vagoo
>Wailing Woods
Rebound from breakup Vagoo
>Haunted Hills
Ghost Vagoo
>Pleasant Park
Girl next door Vagoo
>Loot Lake
Gold digger Vagoo
>Tomato Town
Italian Vagoo
>Lonely Lodge
Awkward legbeard Vagoo
>Snobby Shores
Rich bitch Vagoo
>Retail Row
Hooker Vagoo
>Salty Springs
and coins
>Fatal Fields
Axe murderer Vagoo
>Flush Factory
>Moisty Mire
Actually-attracted-to-you-Vagoo
>lol yeah right

>Never been on tomato town
Well you missed that train

>loot lake

that's just nasty

Should I send a private MSG to one of Polygon's 'professional 'journalists'' and see how seriously they take this stupidity?

This is also true of the fetchland cycle in MTG:

>Misty Rainforest
>Windswept Heath
>Verdant Catacombs
>Wooded Foothills
>Flooded Strand
>Scalding Tarn
>Marsh Flats
>Arid Mesa
>Polluted Delta

And we can't forget pic related.

>thats not how euphemisms work
nigger

>can only play one land per turn
>play this
why

do it faggot

Flexability for fixing your mana pool

>immediately replaces itself with a swamp or mountain
>thins your deck

why would you not play this

Bravo OP
Good thing you decided to share this wisdom

just explain to me the benefit of tapping a land and paying a life to get another land

>Woods
>Town
>Acres

you start getting rid of extra land cards at the cost of 1 life. a free deck shuffle is a like or hate thing.
the swamp or mountain does not come down tapped, so it can be used immediately.
also, there's really nasty motherfuckers with "landfall" ability like pic related.

lel i bet you're a legacy/vintage faggot. Modern is where it's at.

because the only life that matters is your last 1 life

it's your choice of land from your deck and the other land comes in to play and you can use it right away

fuck, i saved the art, not the card.

it only makes sense to you beause english isnt your first language. A few of these make sense but the majority are huge stretches Like your moms vagina

'not how it works neither. It's okay you can try again I'll stick around.

filters your deck, enables you to get fast/shock/check/dual lands, corrects your mana curve and useful for some decks that interact with spell's types in your graveyard (goyf as an example)

>tilted towers
>euphemism for vagina

No. Some of them are decent, but no not all of them are even remotely close to it.

>loot lake
My favorite

but dont you have to tap this land to get a land. i dont get it

Okay, how's this so far? What should I add? What should I remove?
>implying that they will even read this

Oh come on that name is too much

best thread on Sup Forums

change the first and last name for Paloma Maria Rico, and you're set.

It's true for fucking any "adjective location-noun" if you want to stretch it far enough. This thread is a bunch of retards looking at words in the loosest possible sense.

It thins your deck. That means every draw is more likely to be the cards you actually need. If you don't understand the significance of deck thinning you're not good enough at understanding the basics of card games to judge complex cards.

I'm open for suggestions user. With such a big headline, there's a possibility that they might read my message. I learnt from Weege the God (by the way, fuck that guy) that Polygon can take 70 minutes writting an article. Imagine, if they ridiculize their names beyond anything they have to offer...

So, what's a good name?

Concha Dolores on itself is a vulgar way of naming a child, it literally means Vaginal Pains in Spanish. I say it fits, but do enlighten me as to why I should use Paloma Maria Rico instead

Now then, what do I write in?

>Tomato Town
>not related to menstrual cycle

Spotted the virgin

>Turn 4
>Draw nothing but swamps and cards that use red mana
>Have 3 swamps and nothing else on the board
OR
>Turn 4
>Played Bloodstained Mire
>Have 1 mountain, 2 swamps and the ability to actually use some of the cards in your hand

Also
>Late game
>Have all the mana you really need
>Play another swamp/mountain
>There is now one less land in your deck (the land you put into play)
OR
>Play Bloodstained Mire and immediately use it
>There are now two less lands in your deck (bloodstained mire + the land it puts into play)

>tilted towers

>paloma maria rico
>palo mamaria rico
>would suck wood good

Meant to reply Sorry about that

That should read
>Have 4 swamps and nothing else on the board
I'm retarded and can't count it seems.

Did you attach a copy of the image of OP?

>concha dolores
>have weak spanish skills, but know it should be something about “shell pains”
>problematygon will eat it up
ótimos trabalho boludo de merda

lands can tap as soon as you play them

You can instantly tap lands, which includes tapping the land you get from sacrificing this land. Notably this land is good because some cards REQUIRE basic lands and not fancy ones, and this card can fetch either color of basic land, whichever one you need, at no cost other than 1 life.

Shock lands are even better pussy cards

Hallowed Fountain
Watery Grave
Blood Crypt
Stomping Ground
Temple Garden ({G}/{W})
Enemy colored
Godless Shrine
Steam Vents
Overgrown Tomb
Sacred Foundry
Breeding Pool

is the game actually fun?
>I unironically downloaded battleborn to give it a shot this week and you have to wait 40 minutes for a game

Oh...that's brilliant user!

Can't post files with the request, so I guess a link will do

Largo de aqui, criatura come-monos

OKAY, HOW'S THIS EVERYONE?! READY FOR THE >NEXT HIT PIECE?! or can we dig even further?

>criatura come-monos
I needed that laugh. looks good to me user, but the soy milkshake is really forcing it

You overdid it, first one was perfect except for the name. This reeks of sarcasm and the joke is obvious.

Delete the soy part is to obvious

Deleted the soy part

Okay user, between my first one and the last one, what would you write and what would you leave behind?

Include me in the screencap because if they actually reply SJW will be all over this. . This could be golden

>tomato town

Shit it's been a while since I chuckled that hard

>playing battleborn

Good luck with that clusterfuck user

Like this, make it sound believable and they might start a shitstorm for you.

This is the cringiest thread I've ever seen. You guys are being ironic right? I can't imagine any of you are from the first world.

I didn't upload that, wtf

new try?

>mfw I screencapped this post on the very slim chance that this dumb shit gains traction
>easily ruin the whole thing

You guys are fucking dumb. 100% guarantee this thread is full of leftist fags

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>that name

Gee nobody would ever get that. How subtle. Fucking moron

I do as you wish, now it looks like this

Relax user, I too don't expect this to go any futher. No worries, we can always try again with something else, don't you think? Please don't get angry

Look sir, I looked trough the names of the journalists before writting this. None of them sound remotely mexican to me. Note that most of these guys barely look trough their information before posting random shit in their site

Now, mister president, what name do you fancy? Concha Dolores? Arepa Grande? I'm still open to suggestions, not in a hurry, so please tell me

Kek soy joke fucks the authenticity but it is funny.

>haunted hills

sorry, but even if there is few people in the game, the game was region restricted, so you will only find people in the US, and you need to get 10 people wanting to play.

If your region is not the US, you have to change the download region in the steam server

should we tip off feminist frequency and the like? the potential shitstorm could be massive in terms of luls

>anarchy acres
No one rules that hairy pussy.
>retail row
prostitute
>fatal fields
Std ridden pussy
>tilted towers
mangled looking pussy

read the damn thread

he just said polygon tho

Hills and towers have never been and will never be a euphemism for pussy. That's where this falls apart. Hills can be tits, towers could maybe be legs, but either way that's where this falls apart.

t. Chad

i don't get the appeal of this game
i saw someone play it and he literally encountered no one until like 10 minutes in and died to him

So, that being said, are y'all ready?

fucking hurry up already you’ve taken 5x as long as you had to and this probably won’t even do anything

>memes jack
no dude that's way too obvious

Okay, done, now we wait for something that will probably never happen

Dead on Arrival.

Something tells me they are so fucking dense they won't pick up on it.
Go for it

are these male or female?

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Everything is euphemism for vagina if you either think about it hard enough or use it in the right context

While we are waiting, have you guys considered also partaking into this and sending an article petition to Polygon like I did? They may have a better chance of noticing with more emails that are similar to mine

>it literally means Vaginal Pains in Spanish
Concha is a jizz in russian.

That user got it wrong, it means clam in spanish which is used as a slang for vagina.