You're in a club and this guy zugzugs your girlfriend

You're in a club and this guy zugzugs your girlfriend.

What do you do?

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How do I get this kind of body?

steroids

Swallow 10 gallons of semen a day.

Squats and oats

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but oats is empty carbs

Defile as many elf women as you can

I feel betrayed.
I thought he that kind of Orc.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oat

>Oats are generally considered healthy due to their rich content of several essential nutrients (table). In a 100 gram serving, oats provide 389 calories and are an excellent source (20% or more of the Daily Value, DV) of protein (34% DV), dietary fiber (44% DV), several B vitamins and numerous dietary minerals, especially manganese (233% DV) (table). Oats are 66% carbohydrates, including 11% dietary fiber and 4% beta-glucans, 7% fat and 17% protein (table).

ask him to zug zug me
im a gay piece of shit

youtube.com/watch?v=AOHp9dXcc2A

You cant. At least not naturally.

There are alternative paths

Bear mode?
Lift very heavy weights and eat a lot.

zugzug him

That asshole is probably poisoning the water with estrogen in the first place.

Drink some demon blood

You're in the club and this tiny girl pulls your pant leg to get your attention. What do you do?

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Didn't this exact diet just give some faggot on /fit/ a massive ghetto booty?

Swing my axe into her skull for not being part of The Horde

Breed her. Gnomes and goblins are the best.

Horde haven't been the Horde for more than a decade user

I kick her as she turns out to actually a disgusting elf using magic to change her appearance. I then proceed to skewer the faggot because I am Othmar "Long eared queers get the spear" Garithos.

they haven't been the traditional Horde since the RTSes, even in Vanilla they had dead Humans, who were their most played race until the Elven Scourge

>tfw they're dismantling the current Horde in BfA and renaming the entire faction "The Covenant"
>the whole "savage" theme is gone, faction is primarily based around elves and the arcane
>no more warchief, it's led by an all-female council of Nightborne and Blood Elves
>Forsaken serve as their honor guard
>all the other races of the old Horde have been reduced to expendable shocktroopers, ESPECIALLY the orcs

>implying Garithos had any fondness for gnomes

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Horde players are eternal cucks, their whole faction reflects this now

can't have a fondness for a race that didn't really exist in the RTSes, he just had no patience for Dwarves because they're drunks

this unironically.

>grab horns
>unzip dick

Texture update for Fel Heart when? It's the best set in the game, it deserves that much.

he can conquer my Gondor anytime he wants

Does being muscular help you in any way? I mean besides being hot. Is it healthier to be muscular?

SS + GOMAD

confidence and depends what your daily life is
if you work lifting heavy things, sure
you also dont get mugged on the street and if someone is stupid enough, you can punch their teeth out

Equals big gains

Scooby please come back to /fit/