Wait, why'd he marry the asian girl and not the Damsel?

Wait, why'd he marry the asian girl and not the Damsel?

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Silly, damsels are to be sacrificed.

Damsel is too needy.

Damsel is a slut, Asian women are pure

Then why not the green girl? He's known her longer.

Damsel doesn't look like the creator's IRL wife.

>Tumblr nose

So he could make a beautiful mixed baby, you fucking racist

In the beta version he marries the Asian girl, but in the alpha version he marries the beautiful damsel.

>beautiful mixed baby

Uh, that looks like a HAPA boy to me. Kid's going to grow up into a future Elliot Rodgers.

The damsel kisses anyone, no way man

>Playable damsel never ever
>Damsel probably won't even be in the sequel at all because SJWs find attractive women sexist
I really hope they don't try and play off his daughter as some sort of "strong independent woman who dont need no man she's so cool and tough and she's gay" bullshit, but it's hard not to worry about that shit. If she's the only playable character I'm gonna be pissed.
>He hasn't watched the trailer
It's a girl.
youtube.com/watch?v=k_VjknboFaQ

maybe he wanted to date/marry someone who shared his interests? That's usually how normal people get together

Damsel hooked up with this guy.

You'd kiss anyone too if you were helplessly trapped in a hellhole where you can't die and you keep getting kidnapped by old men with shotguns.

these pictures were super cute and I'm glad we got a continuation of the original guys story

I can accept that.

If its anything like the first game, the MC will get next to no dialogue

Same.
My fingers are crossed for Spelunky guy's ghost to either come back as a boss or at least be a plot point.

That's what I'm hoping for, but SJWs can't help but seep into and effect games nowadays. It could go either way.

>spelunky guy's not dead
>instead of seeking treasure, the daughter spelunks to rescue her father from the depths of the caves

he'll definitely be a plot point. Or at least a cameo

>yfw their kid becomes a damsel in Spelunky 2

>instead of seeking treasure, the daughter spelunks to rescue her father from the depths of the caves
I'd like that atually

spelunky guy is too young to die from old age. you hear that egyptian stinger in the music that plays when he fades away? cursed by olmec, bro. reclaimed and brought back to the temple beneath the caves, as a sacrifice to bring Olmec back to life.
the daughter must rescue him.

Isn't that almost the plot to 1001 spikes?

A large percentage of white males with large noses are attracted to Asian women.

Fun fact of the day.

>Not marrying the robot

So, instead of damsels, is she going to save/sacrifice hot black studs?

nice source you got there

I'm not familiar

He's not into slags.

>the daughter spelunks to rescue her father from the depths of the caves
But in the sequel we're going UPWARDS

after playing Celeste I wouldn't be opposed to that

If you couldn't sacrifice the damsels, I'm sure the men he added to appease crybabies would have been black to boot anyway. As you can sacrifice them, he'll keep them white to be safe, or go the extra mile and let you select the skin color of the damsels as well as gender.

damn son that sounds scandalous

>Wait, why'd he marry the asian girl and not the Damsel?
Because he rescued the dog.

nice

based pug licking a mug

Couldn't find the real one between all the succubi.

>switch damsel to dog
>suddenly more careful with them and dedicated to rescuing them in every level
>switch damsel to woman
>got blood skull before I reach the jungle

porn of the girl when

here

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