Playdead (Inside) + Realdoll

$375
B L O B
P U S S Y

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But is it over 20 pounds?

What am I looking at here?

I think a blob pussy

It weighs enough to the point where they're affected by shipping fees and tariffs.

It'll be a shota onahole of the main character

blussy?

The fuck is it

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how many people genuinely want to fuck the blob though?

>$375
>contents arwnt reviled until shipped
Lol fuck off

Of all games to make an onahole from, inside is the last one I'd think of

Jesus fucking Christ, what a bunch of pretentious faggots.

They haven't made a single good game, only two pathetic artsy muh indie pastiches made on Team Ico legacy, and now they are trying to be kind of self-aware and force everyone to think that they're going to create a fucking game-themed fleshlight in collaboration with that sex doll company.

I don't think that there is a developer I detest more than fucking Playdead.

fuck you, limbo and inside are great games, especially if you pick them up cheap on sale.

>people think you're actually going to be able to fuck it
It's not going to be fuckable realdoll is just making it because it's not like any other companies out there specialize in making fake flesh

>he fucks inanimate objects

“Inside” is a pretty sexual name

Is it fucking when you jerk it with your hand?

I'm sorry I can't get your mom to move more

>Videogame companies partnering up with sex toy companies.

What are your dream teams?

Wayforward should totally get in on this.

Dad, get away from the internet, it's embarrassing.

Okay, I think I know what it's gonna be. It's just gonna be a scale model of the blob but uses te silicone from real doll.

There's no way it's have a pussy, otherwise people would be asking to fuck the spider from limbo too.

wtf. I opened this expecting to see a fuckdoll and its a fucking game???

I love you son, never forget that.

A woman is too if ya strangle em first

Playdead takes directly from Chahi, you stupid pleb.

yeah, this sounds more plausible, they'd want it to be 'disturbingly lifelike' in it's feel, they probably wouldn't go in the direction of a sex toy.

They're bad, simple games that hide behind the guise of a puzzle game and artsy fartsy visuals and vague stories you fill in yourself because they don't have the ability to make actual stories or actual games becaues that requires genuine effort when these hipsters can just say act blaise about their games and say "it's art man you don't get it" if you don't like it or criticize it when it fails at both being art and a game because of its triteness.

>They're bad
For you.

LO-LILITH

the realdoll collab is only going to be for the skin material
don't expect a blob made out of anime pussies

>masturbation is wrong

Are gamers really that stupid that they'd pay over 300 burgers for something they don't know what it or when it'll ship

Americans in general. That's what happens when you develop a credit-based economy.

Your hand isn't inanimate, surely it moves plenty

>AMERICANS AMIRITE FELLAS

People give DSP money

What a surprise, just like Ueda did!

>They're bad, simple games

Mind saying why, without resulting to buzzwords about "artsy fartsy" games?

Inside is an excellently designed game in terms of presenting a story using only visual elements. Sure the gameplay is relatively simple, but that's not why you play Limbo or Inside. They're polished, aesthetic games.

I'm not even sure why I'm responding to you. You have shit taste, and you're an uneducated nigger. Go fuck yourself.

>He fucks something that can drain you physically, emotionally and financially.
Not everybody enjoys playing on hardcore difficulty

Nothing wrong with gambling. These things might just skyrocket in value.

it's obviously some kind of usb fuck butt with a shitty not even illusion tier game reacting to your strokes and that's it

SJW don't touch anything sexual unless it's gay. It's probably a huge black dildo.

this
women are fucking insane time vampires and I want an easy life

>iam8bit
so 2020+ delivery?

this man spek trut
im married and i tell u what m9, i feel like life was so much more exciting before, i had so much time to learn and be productive, i felt like i could do anything
now its all gone, i work fucking hard every day just to make ends meet, i have started drinking heavily, i havent seriously considered suicide yet but i might be able to see the appeal
help me bros
j/k i dont need your help fucking faggots god damn

>Great games
>Can't even recommend it at full price
Obviously not that great then

I'll bet you she does too.

Very mad.

>ae86 meme machine (bigger meme than the miata even)
>stance faggotry
>weeb /sticker general/ shit
>ebay waifu decal so everyone can point and laugh at your autism on the road
You are everything wrong in car culture. You are worse than WRX vape swag fag bois. Worse than mustang bubba earl fags even. Please set you car on fire. Also how does it feel knowing even shitty miatas can BTFO your tofu cartoon car?