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What are some neato games centred around Norse mythology?

age of mythology

I was going to get the god of war edition because I was expecting the signature crimson red but instead I get this soy shit.

Why'd you make a thread for this

>ps4 covered in alien squiggles
>gow edition
yeah ok

Transform Into a Mare and be Fucked Simulator

I hope they hired an autistic child or a kid from the make a wish foundation to design that because no man women or human centipede with an art major fucking did.

Hellblade

>GoW edition PS4
>not simply white/grey with Kratos' red tattoos on it

So i really like it actually.

Can'twait for it, love the blade/angle of the console itself

Also, i fucking hope the fan inside this one isn't a jet engine otherwise it's getting returned like my last ps4 pro

I fucking hate how they'll make these limited edition things but they won't straight up release different colors as normal. The PS1 lookalike shit that nobody got because Sony deleted the .txt file for the giveaway for example. I'm lucky to have even gotten the controller one through a blind factory refurb purchase, but seriously man that's some bull.

West gets that shitty looking thing, Japs got this.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

WHO DRANK MY SOYMILK

Would play/10

You augmented your pre-order.... RIGHT?!?

GIVE ME BACK MY WIFES SON

Banner Saga

Kratos is pretty fucking buff for a guy who drinks soymilk.

>wait 2 years
>play this game on a PS5 instead of a crappy cheap mid gen refresh
It's single player too so there is literally no reason not to wait

GOOOOODS, WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON?

Its supposed to resemble the Leviathan Axe

What the fuck? This looks horrible.

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>if Mike Tyson was a PS4
>And also became a giant flouncy anti fighting faggot

Yeah, I actually have the red PS3 but this thing just looks stupid.

DON'T TALK TO MY GOD'S SON EVER AGAIN

New God of War looks shitty af, like a Last of Us knock off. What went wrong?

RAAAAUURRRGH GODS

WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY WIFE'S SON'S SOYLENT?

Have they shown anything else? What is there to sell people on beyond it's GoW?

So progressive. I can only hope the game stays that way.

Skyrim

That's fucking amazing. Sadly we Americans got God of War because Sony probably figured it'd be more popular and well known compared to Fist of the North Star.

Fucking normalfags with their Call of Duty and Fifa.

GOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSS

Rune

the studio seems to have gone to shit, they didnt learn nothing with the borefest that was the order 1886 and dragged god-of-fucking war to its level

God of war was never a deep game like ninja gaiden, but it was pure unadultered fun and back in 2005 and 2007 there was nothing like it, the graphics, the violence, the flow of gameplay and the interesting setting

Now ON TOP of the soy memes and having kratos go all touchy feely muh son ala the last of us, on top of THAT character assassination, the take away the biggest draw the games had: the satisfying gameplay and gore

Now its a literal movie and tree monsters with orange blood.

Fuck this game, its like a month away and literally zero real gameplay videos.
Its going to be fucking terrible

>tfw numales have ruined beards forever

>been sick for about a week
>don't feel like shaving
>worry that people will think I'm a soyboy
I'll shave eventually, just not right now, dammit.

>limited edition
>not my wife's son edition
wasted opportunity

T H I S

What is this fucking game anyway? Is it basically a Last of Us clone with Kratos?

it was always shit

only right answer

a billion dollars says it's not his son

Yeah, but at least it was fun shit, this looks like a walking simulator with some action scenes every now and then.

Do i get to be that fucking swole and ripped if i do? How can anyone compare him to a nu-male? This is some next level sarcasam.

>It's single player too so there is literally no reason not to wait

Literally wot?

he means theres no multiplayer servers to die out.

This, GoW is a game for button mashing babies

It’s the worrying that makes you soy, not the beard.

>Not one shitty weed joke yet
I'm amazed.

Still but wot? Waitfags?

That's actually based on Sami drum patterns. Kind of weird, seeing how the shamanistic Sami mythology isn't really related to anything Norse. Expect some Swede/Finn who has never even visited Lapland to write an article explaining how this is "cultural appropriation" or something along those lines.

oh i unno

>being this fucking insecure that the opinions of random strangers matter more to you than your own

holy fucking shit, grow some balls

This. How awful.

>mythology

It's a real religion, the only TRUE religion for our people

This. It looks worse than Ascension but it's still going to get 10/10 GOTY from the media because it has simple combat and touchy feely story. It's the DmC of God Of War games in completely assassinating the main character to appeal to a "New" audience. Except it turns out the old audience is full of cucks who support it instead of the backlash over Donte.

Almost none, people just regurgitate the Viking meme and ignore the entirety of the legendarium. We treat Norse mythology in our games like the Japs treat Christianity in Xenogears.

I may be the only one that actually thinks new God of War may be superior to the rest of the series

No one liked the gameplay back then and was often mocked as a Ninja Gaiden for babies, people mostly liked it for the boss, gore and setting, I also know quite a number of people that disliked or just didn't care at all about Kratos character since most of the time he was just angry

Also what was left even for Kratos at the end of God of War III, he fulfilled his vengeance and instead of dying he managed to crawl away, what was left for him to take vengeance upon, if all if the kid dies in the story or something happens to him may spark a new reason for Kratos to go after vengeance

The franchise was already dying after God of War Ascension, the game didn't sold that bad but was a huge decrease in sales and people were starting to be bored of the franchise, this game either can revive the franchise or just kill it forever, I'll wait until the game is out so I can see if the story is bad or not and how the gameplay feels compared to the predecesors