Hey there, I'm going to need to see your receipt for Skyrim Nintendo Switch edition

Hey there, I'm going to need to see your receipt for Skyrim Nintendo Switch edition

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Do you have a warrant?

Officer Todd, I am sorry but I only have PC Skyrim - I do not own a Nintendo Switch.

I didn’t fucking buy it Todd. I got L.A. Noire for Switch instead. Didn’t even get DOOM either.

I bought Skyrim once Todd, for 360. Never even touched the DLC. Never got Fallout 4 either.

just put a bullet in my brain todd

im not buying a shitty tegra tablet

>bethesda game on a console
I'm not clinically retarded.

Dont you want to see my recipt for Doom Switch edition as well

Are you resisting arrest?

What are you doing about it?

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He's coming

fuck off todd

N-no sir. Let me just go over to my friend's place. He has my receipt.

Shoot me then you coward fuck

Is this some Freelancer remake?

you could say that

I got a better version on PS4 is that okay Todd

But I don't own a Switch

Buy it anyway

But on what platform, Todd?

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ALL OF THEM

EVERY SINGLE ONE

What anime?

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Am I being detained?

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inuyashiki

>you'll buy two
>YOU'LL BUY TWO

But I can't.

no enough, buy Switch version

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Why not just develop a new game?

What the fuck did you just say?
Open this door right now

I don't understand this meme. Why does v act like Todd is the only development that wants people to buy his games? I'm pretty sure all devs wants you to buy their shit. This place is worse than Reddit with all these memes.

This doesn't have to be the path we go down, Todd.

hey Todd I love your game! that Fallout one, "Fallout: New Vegas". your best game in the series by far, love your work Todd!

Most developers don't shill the same single player game for five years.

The real Todd Howard would teleport behind me right now. You’re all fakes.

t. Mrs Howard

jesus fucking christ, I heard this in Patrick Warburton's voice

Skyrim is the Super Mario Bros. of this generation you'll just have to come to terms with that

I'm new: the post.

I love his voice.

Stop bullying my kids' father.

Todd why are you so agressive lately? Is something going on buddy? We're all friends here you can tell us.

How can you claim to be my friend when you didn't even buy the Redguard? HOW CAN I TRUST YOU?

Sorry Todd, I spent all my money on Xenoverse 2 Switch Edition. Objectively a better purchase

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?

this is still the best meme

Todd please I was barely five when Redguard released! I'd play it today if it could work on Win 7!

Todd I'm sorry. I swear I'll never disappoint you again. Please just let me go this time.

Why is Toddposting so funny?

Eat shit, pig

You have to have a IQ of at least 150 to appreciate Toddposting

Then why didn't your dad buy it? Children must pay for the sins of their fathers! SEVERAL TIMES FOR EVERY PLATFORM

i have skyrim VR is that alright sir?

NO ESCAPE

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

You have no power here Todd. Im not buying your fucking game again

I'm the Emperor of the Universe, peon, now buy it.

Which you don't have.
Also *an

hehe pwned x3

Seriously bucko? You want to be a grammar nazi? Were bringing this dead meme back?

>people bought the same game because ???
What kind of brainwashing is Todd using?
>of course I bought it user, it's Skyrim
???

>speaking correctly is a meme
K

>Typing

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Officer Todd, when are you going to release a game where you don't start as a messiah leaving an enclosed space?
Let me be average you dicklet

I don't own an Atari 2600 Todd i'm sorry

I don't own a Switch, why would I buy a game for Switch without even owning the console itself?

I'm in this camp.

Would Officer Todd shoot you if you're black ?

Does anyone have the 'its treason then' star wars todd edits?

>Officer Todd asks for your Skyrim license
>Explain I don't have it with me and I should check on the computer
>"DON'T YOU MAKE A FUCKING MOVE, STEAM ACCOUNT IN THE AIR"
>Still try to get to the keyboard
>"HE'S REACHING FOR A TORRENT, SHOOT HIM"
>Dead

Emperor of the Universe?
You could only afford 70% of a beard, Todd, I'm not falling for that.

#notallgamedevs

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Hey Todd

You have 5seconds to delete that

No Todd. I won't let you bully me around anymore.

That comment doesn't even make sense because even in fallout 3 people were civilized. Those that weren't were the bandits who people killed on sight and who would try to kill you on sight.

I really want this.

At least you can avoid Jarl Balgruuf, Kvatch and Kellogg to avoid the Dragons, Oblivion Gates and Brotherhood of Steel spawning everywhere but it gets annoying, especially when quests get you close to the area.

You can't stop me

>tfw to intelligent too write correctly

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>you dont get to bring dlc

Yeah, I'm fine with grand main quests, I just wish the player had to actively follow a benign questline to start it, I wish the player started out as a random, average person who gets thrust into a situation on the back of something fairly normal.

Maybe there's a bandit attack and you have the choice to either fight them yourself or call the guard? One railroads you into the hero story, the other lets you continue being a citizen just making their way.

it's not a massive concern because there are always mods for alternate starts but I'm just tired of games making me a big deal everywhere, people talking about my deeds or knowing my name, just fuck off, I'm just a blacksmith, trader, scholar, tomb raider, murderer , thief or guard.

>you don't get to bring free mods*

>Were

It's "we're."

Pissing our pants yet?

Hey user, how about that, you will take your phone and buy a Bethesda game through the Steam app, after that I will stop the car and give you this cold, nice, refreshing beer?

WE'RE GOING TO CRASH

Don't bring up my games crashing.
They don't crash.

Hey Todd!

>1,210,000 results in google when searching for "skyrim crashes"
Why are you lying, Todd

AM I BEING DETAINED?