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>Geralt is played by the guy who played as Zorro in the TV series
BASED
Though he must be like 80 years old by now.

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Isn't Roach his horse?

voice actor

*Blocks your path*

Don't be horsist now user.

...

will it be kino?

...N-NANI!?
Anyways decent casting.
Not sure about the main leads but all the supporting look good. Triss looks a bit old, Yennefer and Geralt not sure.
>Essi Daven
If they're telling that story it will be kino

>Essi Daven
Who that? I've never gotten around to reading any of the books.

Because putting Sarah Jessica Parker would make it too obvious that this is all bullshit

i was just going to ask that

wat

>October 5th, 1952
That puts him at 65. I pictured a guy closer to 45-50 for Geralt.

Can't be real now.
right?

AH YES PEOPLE WANT EITHER MADS MIKKELSEN OR VIGGO MORTENSEN, LET's GIVE THEM A BEST VALUE TESCO HYBRID OF BOTH!

Perfect

Yen doesn't seem too bad.
but what the fuck
It's fake, right?

Holy shit just follow the link in the OP and see for yourself.

I did but I still don't believe it.
Fucktard.

>(RUMORED)
yea, big chance it's a troll, settle down fellas

This won't be even good bad. Just bad. Well, it's not like I had any expectations.

Ohh...it seems that someone just removed it

Well people wanted Mads and they wanted to give him one but they kinda mixed the two up. I mean, they got same hair so it is easy to make such confusion desu.

There's no way. He's waaay to old to play Geralt. He's almost Geralt's actual age at Season of Storms.

The Yennefer actress is close to too old to play her character either. Her younger pictures are dead-on, but looking her up on google she's obviously aged. Less so but still the same issue with the Triss actress.

Sapkowski himself said that Mads is his best pick for Geralt, but Mads is way into much shit right now to even bother I think. He's doing Death Stranding and 2 movies atm so even if this is a troll or fake I don't think there's a chance.

Dandelion's more or less sister who falls hard for Geralt and vice versa. Dies tragically and the experience is the one thing Dandelion never ever talks about.

Should I replay TW1 or try to into Divinity OS again?

I'd put money down on Richard Armitage, already done voice work for castlevania and he's probably a cheap 'big name' after the Hobbit.

>Who that?
Best girl.

Find that short story and prepare for feels. Ending crushed me, I can't remember when was the other time I cried over book.

She was not yen though.

>Geralt using a literal fucking woman as horse
SHIEEEEET

> List of characters from Tower of Swallow
> Essi Daven
This must be fake. Why would there be Angoulême, Leo Bonhart, Regis and Milva in the first season, which is supposed to be pre-saga?

(rumored)

>That minor part later in the books where Ciri reads a book of poems by Essi Daven called The Blue Pearl
>She cries after reading it

Damnit Essi, you were too young!

>Count Dracula from The Monster Squad as Geralt

lol wtf they have no budget or something?

Great choice my friend

CAN YOU FUCKING STOP WITH THIS FAKE SHIT
THE FUCKING CREATOR OF THE SHOW DIDN'T EVEN CAST ANYONE YET AND NEVER HEARD OF THESE PEOPLE FFS
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>this is Netflix's Geralt
I hate the series already.

The only REAL good answer here

you mean the disney one?

>S1 Geralt gets killed
>S2 is about Ciri and the rest of the cast

Calling it now. You are all gonna get fucked.

But that doesn't make sense.
Geralt gets killed in Lady of the Lake.
Sapkowski wouldn't agree to something that is not in the books.

>it's fake
Thank you user, I can put the noose away for now.

Might have been Disney. Don't remember
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>Sapkowski wouldn't agree
Sapkowski already said Netflix fucked off and are doing their own thing. He made a comment that if they want his input, they can come and ask.

Fuck off, hag
Could never be even half the top qt Essi was

>66 years old actor for Geralt

>Sapkowski wouldn't agree to something that is not in the books

>Sapkowski, get allt his money to buy yourself all the vodka you want if you sign this paper
>Kurwaaaaaaaaaa

That's what happend at Netflix headquarters.

>video game movies

>She was not a selfish whore

>need faceapp to make her smile

>movies
If only, then this nightmare would be over in two hours. This is a series.

The funny thing is that she's a walking meme in Russia. Her nickname in russian internet is Ksushad. Translation: KSUsha is a another version of name Kseniya and loSHAD is s horse in russian. KSU+SHAD.

Some russian probably edited her there for memes so i guess it's a fake list.

it's bad enough that this cat lady is a confirmed writer

For fucks sake. Even professionals fell for the "Geralt is an old man" meme. He's like fucking thirty in witcher-years. Yes I am mad.

>b-but b-ut

But Geralt is supposed to be funny looking he's a mutant

The only ones who fell for some meme are anons in this thread.

Where's Viggo

>Netflix makes Geralt look like a cancer victim

yeah not vanilla

He's meant to look sinewy and pale. He isn't meant to look like he's rotting.

It is.

When does this happen? This is the most I've seen her do.

all the time

it's that blessed garden that she destroys to fuel a necromantic ritual
there was a million other ways to extract that information, hell, Dethmold could do the same without any special requirements, but Yen chooses to do it because one of the priestesses looked at her the wrong way
truly a horrible person

Fuck off triss

>series made by Poles
>only two Poles in the cast and a Czech
What the fuck is wrong with Netflix?

what's the matter hag

>using ciri anim on yen's model in order to make her smile

>he wouldn't fuck her
lmaoooo
It's like you refuse to fuck a woman because she used to be an ugly little girl

for the last fucking time it's a fake
the only confirmed name is the cunt writer

i'd fuck truck stop whores too so i probably would, but unlike me, Geralt can choose better

He did
yen and ciri

Have you forgotten that there's a sidequest in the game where Roach talks to Geralt? Probably just hallucinations like that. Come on, use your heads a bit.

Didn't he play Zorro? I guess the thing with the swords is part of the choice?

Oh shit I'm sorry.

now that's a proper truck stop whore
down to the make-up

Tbh Yennefer isn't only who is fugly deformed creature in reality.
Canonically all sorceresses are deformed in some manner and fugly as hell but they make themselves attractive with magic.

Think of them as Koreans in fantasy world.

no

except Triss, she can't use glamour so you see her as she is
more importantly, sorceresses aren't the only women in the TW universe

so photo shop

Not per say all but majority of them is.Not sure if Triss's deformity is ever mentioned anywhere but I think it is safe to say she is among "rare" ones that actually is attractive naturally since she is allergic to magic so magical plastic surgery would kill her.

What kind of dingus would enter a profession that they are allergic to? That's like becoming a beekeeper when you're allergic to bees, or a milk-taster when you're lactose intolerant.

It's a meme in russia that her face is like a horse

also she's unironically the most western candidate in the current presidential elections so i guess there's a chance she gets hired by Netflix if her CIA handlers do a good job

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Why? Was confirmed fake, now let's move on

he need to work on that mustache

Triss is a burn victim, she looked the same but with burn scars

Yen is a filthy hunchback

Except being sorceresses isn't career branch one can enter without special talent called magic that one gets born with.
Anyway she is only allergic to magic when used on herself. She got no issues with casting spells, just that her magic is useless to her own needs. For example in first game in where she gets wounded Geralt needs to make her healing potion because she can't use healing magic on herself since it would kill her due her "allergy" which is very ironic one.
Therefor it is safe to say Triss at least isn't using any special "effect" to make herself attractive like Yennefer and majority of sorceresses are.

So she too has some sort of deformity? Odd. How does she then uses magical makeover considering a thing regarding her?

She can use non magical help, like potions and amulets. It's weirdly defined.

is anyone actually surprised that it's gonna be shit?

Please be fake.

if im not mistaken the treatment for the scars is what caused her to not be able to use magic on herself anymore.

>Geralt isn't black
What da fug Netflix???

You know, being magician in Witcher's world is like the best thing ever. You get money, power, respect, boys, girls and can do literally what you want. Beats being even the king.