ITT: racing vidya that makes you feel like this

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that arm is a nurse's wet dream

It's like a cloth tube filled with snakes.

Burnout 3

Bullet Bill or Star in Mario Kart

>Senator Armstrong on a sunday drive.jpg

This shit has always freaked me out. A little bit of veins are okay but this is something else. Does it hurt to move?

midnight club 2/3

good taste

That doesn't look healthy, if you cut that nigga he'll bleed out

Team Fortress 2
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NFSU when youre on a huge drifting streak

About to have an heart attack?

Alien isolation I guess.

> (OP)
> Does it hurt to move?
No, he moves to hurt.

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kek

Not really a racing game but Is a pretty solid choice

Is this real? How does this happen to a man? What if he were walking on a building site and caught his vein on a stray bit of metal and it pulled the whole thing out of his arm?

OP here, I don't even fucking know

not to be mistaken with the wet nurse's dream

YEAH I'M DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD

I'M GONNA NEED EXACT CHANGE ONLY
HEEERE'S FIFTY BUUUCKS

Ah, kos

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I don't know if I'm remembering this wrong but thought it was pretty fun.

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does non-traditional racing count?

Is audiosurf2 worth pirating?

Or as some say, Kosm.

This is pathetic, you just know that he almost blew a blood vessel from flexing so hard for that split second while he took the picture, sad

his arm looks like lettuce

Burnout series is the only correct answer

Maybe Twisted Metal if they still make those

Wipeout Omega after you try and suppress the rage of losing an Elite challenge on the final corner because some cunt blasted you up the ass with a fucking missile.

HOUSE REAL BIG

DiRT Rally once you get good enough to never slow down and drift through every corner like you should.
Redout but I suggest you disable all the filters and motion blur because by default the game looks like shit once you go fast.

dirt rally gives none of what op asked for soyboy
unless you own a racing sim kart and a wheel

This game is actually more fun with joystick
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Learn to drive.

If you love music it's great, but if you don't care all that much I'd imagine it gets pretty boring

Great, thanks.

Sad that local multiplayer is tied to career mode. I bought to play with buds and now the game expects me to grind out career just to get the full game.

You don't need to win races to unlock tracks, just participate in them once. Ships and powerups need a bit of grinding to unlock though I think you can still use the un-upgraded versions that you haven't bought, just without paintjobs in multi.

Yes, but online is dead so I can't just play them all once to get them.

Un-upgraded ships are terrible if you add AI.

Just play them once in carrer mode, you don't need to complete events in order, so long as you have the correct tier of ship unlocked you can just enter the event, race to completion and have the track unlocked regardless of your result.

>driving with his right arm
Automatic fags

>not keeping both hands on the wheel at the 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock positions at all times barring a gear change.
I bet you also turn the wheel while the car is stationary, don't you?

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Agreed

Is veins being exposed like that even healthy?
Is it possible to fuck something up like creating a clot if you simply press down on a vein?

A SIMPLE MONKEY IS AN ALIEN BABY

>not 9 and 3

L2drive

What kind of strange wheel do you have?

>keeping both hands on the wheel

>he doesn't keep both his hands on 6
Pleb

OutRun 2 / 2006

I really miss arcade racers. I never liked the realistic / simulation type racing games.

Some say Kos, wrong, it's Kosm.

holy shit lmao

ILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
DUN DUNUN

I'm surprised they dropped the burnout series considering it sold a lot (even on PC)

Redout, video related was done with the slowest class 4 craft in the game

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chad is every woman's wet dream

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>tfw I still like the KMFDM remix of MSI's Straight to Video despite those bands being edgy as fuck and horribly dated
Why did Burnout have such an amazing soundtrack?
ALL THE PROBLEMS MAKE ME WANT TO GO

Kek you hold your wheel like a fucking woman

HEY HEY YOU YOU

GET OUT OF MY CAR

AND INTO MY DREAMS

I drive with my feet most of the time

Unironically MK8. Playing with Sup Forums back when it was popular on wiiu is something i'll cherish forever ;_;

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Redout
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I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
There's something satisfying about that song playing while you're forcing other cars into oncoming traffic.

>Not Beyond us or Red Storm

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Hey buddy, how's that PTSD?
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Oh man, my peenus weenus knows how to drive :D!!!!!!

>Europa
>PTSD
wat

A lot of people cannot handle surface sprint and spinning pipes.

Fast RMX
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o shit yeah I forgot about that, those did beat the shit out of me before I got gud

Stopped reading at unironically.

Burnout 3, probably

I don't remember driving a car in Hexen

Who here
>DRIVING WITH YOUR TEETH
Master race here?

>get papercut
>vein bursts and you bleed out in minutes
Real tough.

F-Zero GX in first person makes me lose my shit.

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I've only ever driven automatic but I'm exclusively left hand.
Is it a sign that my car is also a Corolla?

>ITT, post 5% body fat lardasses jelly of true vascularity
Lmao, it's like you're not even packing on muscle mass and then shredding all additional weight or something

GT Sport good?

>0:12
LMAO
M
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this is my fetish

>all these jealous veinlets
Stay fat

Visible veins imply three things;
You're either using steroids, you're very under or overweight or you're old.

KMFDM isn't really dated, their 90's stuff still sounds great.

Nobody has yet explained how this cantaloupe is driving a vehicle.

Wrong. I'm none of these. I just work out and have low bodyfat. I am by definition not underweight because of my muscle mass. Post your hands, fatty

>GMC

I feel the same way about most of NFSU2's soundtrack.
Some of it is just straight unenjoyable garbage though.

Not a single Mad Max post here. Shame!

That's right, it's real. Stay jelly, meathead

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