Tfw kojima activates his old brain

>tfw kojima activates his old brain

how based can one man be

activate it

>Godzilla
My man

this is the kind of swag that got him into Joost's panties

He posts about godzilla like 2 times a week. Ill bet money there will be a giant lizard in his new game

>tfw to intelligent

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>I think so hard because I'm so smart
>Look at the cool gift I got for valentines because people love me
>Death Stranding still has no release date by the way
Thanks for the heads up, Kojima.

Is kojima still alright?

Why do nips take so many pictures?

>>Death Stranding still has no release date by the way
as per tradition, he'll announce it when you least expect it

Death stranding isnt even a real game. Thats why theres no gameplay. Classic bait and switch. You are already on the ruse cruise dont believe the lies

candy?

Caramel? Are you alive?

fucking hack
can't make a good game to save his life

I kind of started to wonder if we are being moby dicked again

Wtf is up with kojima now

Wtf? I thought Kojima died?

His phantom is in charge now

There's going to be gameplay. All his MGS trailers were more about the cutscenes

This is his clone.
Punished Kojima.

Yeah, Hideo's next game will be dedicated to him.

>you will never have two brains
>you will never be able to boot up your old brain as a back-up when your new brain collapses out loud by thinking too much
>you will have never have a new brain with only one cell

How many brains does kojima have?

>be race of warriors who suicide at the slightest failure
>be on the losing end of a war, leader on the verge for surrender
>Get bombed back into the stone age anyways
>survivers become deformed monsters, economy in shambles, army disbanded
>appease the new rulers by making junk

He ded. Hideo took over

>tfw based Kojima saving gaming and killing off Sony next

>that guy in the back left guarding the door

What games do you think if you present to him he'll let you in?

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None. Then give him a PS3 controller and he'll be too distracted playing, so you can sneak past.

Splinter Cell Chaos Theory

Get it, because shes quiet

metal gear survive

>Mfw I'm still waiting to see Death Stranding gameplay

>kojima does nothing but travel and fuck around
>3 trailers and years later still no gameplay
>interview with kojima
>he says people are being mean when they say hes lazy
>kojima continues doing nothing but travel and fuck around

there is no game. there never will be nor was there,

Yo this nigger lost it

Death Stranding confirmed for Switch

you don't understand the genius

It was confirmed last year that it'll be coming out at the end of 2018 you mong