Battlerite

Battlerite is super legit

Have you boys played this game?
I haven't played in a while but a new patch, new champion, and new season are up

I'm playin'
We need more folks playing
I'm hired by Stunlock Studios to shill this game, of course!

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Quicktips: Make a game where the opponents can rape you during the match for bonus points or something and you'll crush overwatch.

Battlerite WAS good until they made the woman that BUTCHERED the cool tribal aesthetic the lead designer of all new champions.

The deer is for kindness and love only, thanks

I think that's a fair criticism, but I don't think it ruins the game lol.
Actually the newest champion seems to incorporate the tribal aesthetic again at least somewhat.

>I don't think it ruins the game
It means that all of the content added henceforth will be absolute trite ripped straight out of Overwatch. I don't want to play a game where I know that everything new will be garbage. Bad designs don't attract new players, dooming the game to a slow death, which I refuse to be a part of.

that's a male, isn't it?

No, and it has a voice that makes you want to kill it rather than fuck it.

Only know of this game because of deer butt.

I fucking hope, how am I going to suck his dick if it's not?

no lol

>It's a girl
Genuinely pleasantly surprised.

I stopped playing this way earlier than any of this happened. What the hell. And this retarded deer memeing isnt helping. Its just convincing me that its just retards left.

wait until your hear her voice

How do i git gud at taya? Landing her RMB is so hard, yet so rewarding.

Nah, I really don't think that's going to happen.
Like I said, the newest character, Jamila, actually does have the tribal aesthetics going on. Thorn is also an eldritch being. I think they're just trying to diversify the roster rather than having it be one theme. Besides, Quna, (raigon & shifu's home) was already removed from the tribal shit and more oriental inspired, and I like their aesthetic, as well. Destiny is a bit of a copout but I don't think they're going to veer entirely that way.
Cmon, user, play the game if you want, it's fun!

Nope!
Deer chick.

As good a reason as any.
They need to make Blossom the mascot because she will bring tons of people. But maybe about as many people as she'll turn off.

post full of op image

search me, senpai
I am shit at the ranged champions.

just use it to steal every orb or throw air bomb to keep enemies inside it before throwing it

>I play for aesthetics!

>"Are you in heat!"

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2389399#search=Blossom battlerite

If you haven't found it already then you're retarded.

The character, which you just posted, is a stronk brown wymyn with glowing red arm-blades wearing a skintight suit of what appears to be modern leather or latex. If you think this is "tribal" because she has a red line running across her ugly face, you are wrong. If anything, her suit looks like the ones worn by the other two disgustingly SJW-looking new characters, as in: wholly unfitting for the game.

If Princess Peach in Mario had blue hair and was the protagonist of the game that was out to rescue a black Mario, I would not play it. Character design is an intrinsic part of videogames. Lacking a definitive artstyle, or having an unappealing artstyle, is very valid criticism for one.

You can literally keep moving in a direction even after being hit by the air bomb + its battlerite to dodge it. On the rare cases i've managed to land this combo, it pretty much always involved a wall or enemies bodyblocking each other.

Good point on the orb, with the damage rite, rmb + lmb does exactly 50 damage, right?

> matches take three times as long to find now
> another useless minute of doing nothing before the match
> can't even see player ranks mid-match anymore
> forfeit bug still there
> weekly quests are gone, replaced by glorified bi-monthly quests

hmm

Wtf, I love furry now!!

The game is dying for a good reason. Let it die.

It's a good game but it somehow doesn't have the draw to keep me interested longer than a week

>he's upset because the character isn't huwhite
hoowhee

I am upset because the character does not fit with any of the other characters in the game, as have none of the new characters since that lady who turned the UI from a tribal aesthetic into basically Overwatch was elevated to a position she did not earn.

Not only is Battlerite a shittier version of Bloodline Champions, but it still has the same bugs and issues BLC had lol. At that moment I realized these folks aren't putting any effort into the gameplay or optimization and therefore dropped it.
DAT ice chick's ASS tho, yowza.

I just found a match in like 10 seconds though

holy shit that nigger bitch is really annoying

It does, though. That's why this rite is so fucking strong.

New hero is broken.
Literally Croak with better sustain.

Why do game devs always make assassins so broken?

Is she really? I don't have a good handle on her yet
I think in general assassins are very hard to balance, which is why they go through phases of being complete dogshit, as well.

she can deal 200 damage with the enemy being able to react from perma stun.

She is cancer and I hope they patch this fast. She is in every ranked game right now.

the game be boring

Her face pisses me off so much. It just screams I AM THE NIGGEREST

not anymore

thought this was a baby grinch shop for a moment

But does she have a nice ass?

It's not?

all they have to do now is ad a ban on champ select so we can perma ban poloma and thorn

>Thorn has been nerfed again
Holy shit

Well, at least you're being honest. Good luck.

I see no reason to pick that fucker after he has been nerfed 5 patches in a row. After he blows his space he melts.

I like Destiny the other two I agree with
I picked it up again last night. I love playing Blossom, she is so much fun.
Sup Forums leave please... thanks :)

Overall it's a decent game
It's kinda dead though wish the playerbase was more consistent rather than surges after patches.
But the game itself is solid
We need to whore out Blossom

He's right, though.

i figured that when I saw the artwork
These characters always turn out to be some variety of unfun cancer

How did this

Become THIS

Remove lootboxes.

I wont tolerate them.

Because you are a filthy gold player like me, higher ranked people wait between 5-10 mins for matches

I bought the game in EA so I don't even know how the lootboxes work as far as champions go
I just spam matches get coins get skins
Feelsgood

> no blossom buff
> couldn’t even manage to get her winter skin
Fuck off

hurr she looks black in a game that takes inspiration from African tribal imagery.

B-but I was plat in the last season...

DROPPED

It's shit, everything is locked, needs at least +20 more characters.

There is already a black guy, and she looks nothing like him.

Hang on, is this supposed to be cartoon bloodline champions?

Yes.

these threads never have enough deer butt

it's supposed to be soyboy overwatch bloodline champions where all arenas are exactly the same

Oh wow, maybe ill download it later then.

fuck off nero you fucking shill

>soyboy overwatch bloodline champions
This must still be the same guy that's upset about "muh aesthetic"
You bring in one character that's got an arm cannon and suddenly you're overwatch.
Did you know that overwatch was the first video game ever.

ewww

How much porn of this character is there?

I think most of the complains about queues come from higher ranked players, never had long queue times myself
Also, I’m digging the new features but they should have been here since the start, kinda too late now since the f2p hype is already over and player base is fizzling out

there used to be a general on /vg/ that had tons of deer butt desu

...

are you referring to Rook or Sirius?
Rook is a monter and I am pretty sure Sirius is from a different place than Jamila.

if you're even ok at the game your queues will start to take 2-3x the amount of time you spend playing and you're forced to play the terrible non-game mode ontop of it

Wait WAIT, it's the BLC port? What the fuck?

Fucking piece of shit garbage SLS, don't even want to know what are they going to do with Grimrog.

> tfw have to disable chat otherwise I'm permanently banned from this game

Who does Sup Forums main?
>tfw 1vs2 as Ruh Kaan
>getting all my health back while silencing the fags
u r cursed

>maining
how do you not get bored after two matches?

> play 3v3 with 2 other friends
> have to keep one on a leash or we all get reported because he is constantly shit talking wether we win or lose
We shouldn’t play with him, but it’s just too fun to see people ass blasted by mere words

> pre-match draft
> got some faggot you don't want on your team? just pull the fucking plug before the actual game loads

bravo, sweden

Oh... deer tits the game

youtube.com/watch?v=6ziAE_qiSpc

This youtube shitposter made a video bout it
pretty much sums it up

Its man tits the game

> 60 lunar and 2 dragon chests later
> still no china dress Alysia

fucking kill me

>No porn of snow leopard Blossom

>Thos destiny nerfs
>Thorn nerfed for the 5th time

Covet your support, gentlemen

It’s a fucking crime, someone commission something

> tfw he didn’t drew enough
3 it’s too few

Should I take the dive and enable chat? I've been playing fine with it off since I don't have to read my retarded teammates comments or the enemy bantz, which in turn keeps me from transforming me into an angry ape but the game is so fucking dull and boring now. I don't want to get banned for another month again.

Blossom a cute.
Would wife and breed every season

> play game
> call out that new hero for what it is, a disgusting baboon ape NIGGER
> get banned for a month

neat

Buy gems

Sometimes I’ve managed to communicate with my team, making good strats that end in victories, but most of the times it’s just a raigon that charges in, they bait his counter and he explodes, then complains about “wtf heal”

>Waaah Free speech!!!

Go back

Varesh
Hard to play well but when it clicks he's a beast

>act like a faggot
>get banned
I see no problem here mister

Not enough.

t. overwatch blizz soyboys