Buying weeb game at gamestop

>Buying weeb game at gamestop
>cashier gives you a look

Why would I shop at Gamestop? Their prices are never better than online.

>Not buying your games on steam and amazon

>going into public

This is simple stuff OP. You just take a hard look at the box and then your phone and muse aloud "Is this really the game he wanted?" Then shrug and take it to the counter

The look of sex?

Cringe. Own up to yourself and grow a spine you fucking ninny.

>buying game at gamestop
>realise the girl ahead of you was in a WoW raid with you last night
>decide to introduce yourself
>she drops spaghetti everywhere immediately, mumbling 'i have a boyfriend' and "don't hurt me" and so on
>i say I just thought it was a funny coincidence and thought I'd say hi
>she drops the game she was lining up to buy and bolts for the door

i guess even girls have fucking gamestop moments. she was your absolutely classic 'never seen the sun' greasy fujoshi, too

i-its staring right into my soul..

At least it's not Nujak!

>order lunch
>cashier askswho's on my shirt
>"it's saitama from one punch man"
>"oh"

>leaving my mom's house and actually communicating with other human beings rather than just having my mom pick up vidya for me

You're implying that gamestop workers aren't filthy degenerates that whack off to anime all day themselves.

>wearing merch clothing
kys youre slef

*you enter the room*

Amazon takes fucking forever and they usually ship my games at least a day after launch date.

it's worse if they don't look at all

it was a black shirt with this on it

I'd take 20% off the cost and free shipping in exchange for not playing day 0

>buying weeb games in person
>buying weeb games at all if you know they'd cause shame
You deserved the judgment you revived.

>buy a weeb product
>cashier knows exactly what it is

Kill yourself

HELLO GAMESTOP FRIEND I'M HERE TODAY TO PURCHASE FROM YOU AN ANIME GAME FOR ME TO ABUSE MY PROSTATE GLAND TO ALL EVENING.

Testing to see if my forbidden one got me banned.

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>buy a shitty weeb game
>man i heard it was really good

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and that's why he'll remain a cashier

Why is David Lynch in gamestop

>Y-you're not allowed to spend $10 on a t-shirt
who hurt you ?

These people look so umcofortable. I'll be honest, I don't go to parties, but is this really what people do there, stay as close as possible to each other like that, with barely any space to drink, or move?

B-but you faggots told me not to reveal my power level!

>hanging out with friends
>see some fat loser wearing a Fate S/N shirt
>we all laugh at him
>get home and play Etrian Odyssey undubbed
Best of both worlds

Just go to Sup Forums.org/banned, retard. Also tell your newpal friends so you can stop posting test posts all day. Alternatively quit posting shit that should get you banned.

>say hi to girl
>"I have a boyfriend!"
Fucking hate this shit. Way to reinforce that "girls can be bros too!" Makes me not want to talk to a single female wver again and just learn to like getting dicked.

Thanks

> my shitty gif still in circulation
Heartwarming

if an anime adaption is on Netflix, there's not much sperg left to reveal

>playing video games

You're welcome

This

>minimum wage slave gives me shit for patronizing the store he works at
>I call his boss over and get him fucking fired

Feels good man.

>buying weeb game online
>computer makes a condescending beep

>implying the cashiers at Gamestop aren't far to dead inside to give anyone any kind of look

Someone has probably done this unironically.

>2 days is forever

You don't know what weebs means kid.

>girl on the far right is just thinking "aahhh the train wreck cometh"

>play weeb games
>start loving japan
>get on plane to japan
>so fat you're classed as an earthquake risk
>flight attendant hands you a knife and forces you to commit teriyaki

Shut up you cry baby lmao

>buying weeb game on psn store
>ps4 makes a patronizing whiirrrr

>"girls can be bros too!"
Eat soy and kys if you believe this

>"Hi do you have Ys 8 in stock?"
>"I'm sorry, what was that?"
>"Um...eeeezzz eight"
>"Easy eight?"
>"Ys 8 Lacrimosa of Dana"
>"Sir, we sell video games here."
>"N-never mind....I'll take Destiny 2"

This is just a shitpost but no ones going to give you any looks if you don't make a fucking scene about it. I asked for Hatsune Miku Project Mirai with a straight face and the dude just gave me the regular Gamestop spiel.

This wasn't even a regular Migu game it was the fucking chibi one on the DS. Just don't act like a sperg about it.

this is a lie

>Buying semi-weeb game at gamestop (it was fucking fire emblem)
>Cashier ask me if I like One Piece, if I would want to pre purchase kingdom hearth on 3DS, and ask other weeb questions
>N-no thanks

What the hell

Jesus Christ, either all wow players are rapists or she is fucked in the head good Lord.

Anime games are anime games user

>Don't hurt me

See, women are just as prone to dropping the spaghetti as we are

>being forced to eat teriyaki with nothing but a knife
oh the horror

>Hi I'm look for this game, it wasn't available at the other store but they said you had it
>Sure what is it?
>Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse
>...Sorry, *pecks keyboard* Shine Mega Me Tensay?
>... Y-yeah. It's a mouthful hey hehe.
>We don't have it

They did have it, I just needed to type it into their computer properly

>working retail
>judging others who aren't failures

Literally nothing wrong with making conversation and suggesting relevant titles. Would it be better if he asked you to pre-order CoD?

>Sell the game

wageslaves should be seen and not heard

The only joy a retail worker has in life is to make others feel half as miserable as they, even if it's just for a second.

What'd be worse:
>cashier is a dudebro who stifles laughter at you for buying underage panty quest VI
>cashier is a hardcore Sup Forumsirgin who stifles laughter at you for not buying the superior underage panty quest V instead

>implying successful people care how wageslaves feel

> I'll take Destiny 2
So you're a masochist as well eh?

She properly thought that you were stalking her.

>buy a weeb game on PC
>realize it's been on consoles for almost a decade

In gamestop?

>Get a PS3 finally
>Go to FUCKING GAMESTOP because I want Disgaea but don't want to wait two days for Amazon to ship them
>Get Disgaea 3 at one
>Cashier says they don't have 4, redirects me to one in the mall the current GameStop is in the fucking parking lot of
>Okay then
>She asks me to subscribe to the IRS shit on the way out
>Don't
>Go to mall
>Ask for Disgaea 4
>Manager says he got a call from the GameStop in the parking lot that I was coming
>Goes back and gets it
>Comes back out and hands it to me
>Asks what it's about
>Tell him it's a sillier version of Final Fantasy Tactics
>He comments that it looks really anime
>Says his daughter is into that stuff but she's only 13
>Nervous laughter
>Says the girls on the box look really young and dressed inappropriately
>Spaghetti
>Try to make a joke
>End up asking if he's calling me a pedophile
>He gets nervous as fuck that I'm gonna report him
>Stutters and apologizes, tries to explain, hands me my game
>I walk out
>Asks me if I want to subscribe on the way out
FUCKING GAMESTOP

Maybe he was a new hire?

I guarantee people could ask me if we have dragon dildos in stock and I'd pop out to "check in the back" for a free 2 minute break not even thinking about what the fuck they're saying.

If you work a retail job for more than a year and you're not completely indifferent to customers you have a screw loose.

No user it's just a scene.

>>realise the girl ahead of you was in a WoW raid with you last night


H...how?

>at the grocery store
>bag of spaghetti has a tear and spills all over while i'm putting my stuff on the belt
>"i seem to have dropped my spaghetti"
>cashier doesn't get the reference
Opportunity of a lifetime wasted because of a dimwit cashier.

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ITT: autistic things you do while buying vidya

>The obese neckbeard who smells like shit and wears new balances hits on the girl at the counter
God I wish he were me

>Ask for the price of Catherine's limited edition
>cashier girls laugh at me when I turn my back

Actually halpened to me. Didn't even buy it. And I heard it you fucking whores.

dis

Is the script rewrite patch out yet? My game is still sealed.

Not as bad as buying Pokemon when you're almost 30.

>Its for my son haha
>*cashier gives you a look*

>puts forth no effort
>refuses to bow to betters
>wonders why a complete failure

>bag of spaghetti
>bag

Whenever a customer pulls one of those where I work, the boss comes over and tells the customer to commit suicide. I'm glad to work with the American Kamiya.

> are you calling me a peter file?
>>uh.....
>i report yu
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
How do you people get into those situations lmao. Just say yes, what is he gonna do? Call the cops?

Yes officer this guy bought a Japanese video game, please come at once! Lmao

you were supposed to say your wife's son, duh.

Where do you work?

>no Amazon prime

Companies like GameStop generally don't take well to their managers accusing customers of being a pedophile.

seriously

why the fuck are complete and utter failures constantly projecting on successful consumers?

caste system fucking when?

I'd rather he ask me to pre-order an actually good game like fallout 4.

The last time I bought a game at gamestop was Trails of Cold Steel, and the guy behind the counter was pretty chill. Said he never heard of it before, mentioned the Tales series (figures), then I went on my way

Were you even reading my point? Im not the one saying that, all Im saying is what some girls on the internet cry over is easily contradicted by how women actually behave.

>wageslave doesn't put forth effort to learn basic information about his own field of supposed expertise

wow, that's a surprise

test

>giving a fuck about what a cashier thinks
you need to grow the fuck up

>Not returning an equally judgemental look to the cashier and locking eye contact creepily until you're out the door