Will Lara ever return again?

Will Lara ever return again?

never

No, we're stuck with ugly Lara

*Lora

Man, Underworld was such an underrated game.

It was pretty good. Too bad the series was in a decilne since the late 90's saleswise which caused the whole overhaul.

Nah they fucked it up with mocapped animations.
Cut Lara's jump distance in half and made all the moves and transitions really jerky.
Watch some tranniversary gameplay on youtube and it's smooth as butter in comparison.

Reminder that nu-lara fucks horses.

This is the lady who voiced her. What do you think Sup Forums?

>objectifying women
Ugh it's 2018 user.

This is the lady who voiced nulara. What do you think Sup Forums?

Classy
Slutty

I wish, but I'm pretty sure we're gonna be stuck with the whinier female version of Nathan Drake for a while

She's too busy at the stables.

threadly reminder that if you find old lara hotter than nulara you are probably a fag and have never touched a woman in rl

There are plenty of slutty pics of too though.

We can only hope.

Too bad she only fucks black guys and horses,

You got that the wrong way around dumbass. NuLara fags only like her because she looks realistic, and it's the closest they'll ever get to a real woman. Old Lara might not have been that realistic, but she was an icon with the whole point of her character being 'larger than life' in both looks and personality. That is what her original creators intended and NuLara goes against that 100%. If you like NuLara more than you are most likely underage

I like both desu

>I hate tombs - Female Nathan Drake

Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris has an oldish Lara

you have to choose faggot. No dicking both allowed.

I meant more in the fact that NuRaider completely copied Uncharted's platforming and gunplay. It is nothing like the old Tomb Raiders

I like sitting on the fence though. Only fags make choices.

>Finished Anniversery yesterday and thought it was a genuine 9/10 game
>Booted up Tomb Raider
Where are my stylish shooting, why can't she do front/back flips anymore, why is she such a wuss, why is this open world light now, where are the dinosaurs

Does it get better?

So you're a bisexual? That is still half fag

Sorry to say user, but it gets much, much worse

Not a full fag like you.

I'm not bisexual mate. I just like 2 women. Why should I have to choose?

>Does it get better?
haha

maybe on next tomb raider.
TR(2013) was trasg but I can see RotTR Lara turn into old Lara. Plus the game had lots of tombs unlike TR(2013)

My favorite part was where you need to rip something out of a wall but Lora doesn't have enough strength to do it so she comes back with a HAND HELD cable puller and manages it.

How about Rise of the Tomb Raider then?

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>I'm not strong enough

Jeez guys I didnt mean to strike a nerve, I was making a shitty joke about the guy saying he likes sitting on the fence. But now I actually do think you're both gay

It doesn't, she keeps whining the whole game while genociding the whole island.

Horse Rider

Way worse than 2013, which I didn't even think was possible

Rise is better, way less linear and better puzzles/tombs. Still it's not a Tomb Raider game.

too problematic

Jesus Christ boys, okay, last one.
Is it better than fucking Uncharted.

A million times NO, Uncharted's gameplay and story is miles ahead of both NuRaiders. NuRaider is just a bad copy

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>she killed gorillions

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How would anyone even know that was Lara on the right without being told? No defining features or clothes like Old Lara, just 'muh graphix'

maybe if people start openly to speak out against the feminist and leftwing take over of this industry
as long as liberals are allowed to censor everything that they don´t like fun will never return to gaming

>tfw I jerked off to Laras razor tits as a kid

She's only good at getting the shit beaten out of her.

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What features? She's a brunette with a ponytail

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We Uncharted now, motherfucker.

Someone call Animo

I'm still pissed they didn't make her look like this in Rise.

RealLifeLauraWithHorse.mp4

The blue leotard, short shorts, backpack, dual pistols, big titties? All iconic to Lara's character, where are they in NuRaider?

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Why so sweaty user does this remind you of a certain video series?

How difficult would it be to lead Lara's life? Where does she get money for her adventures?

She started with Daddy's money, but started selling relics she got from RAIDING TOMBS.

Not at all. I have absolutely no idea what 'Lara With a Horse' is

She's rich or rather her family is rich.

you say that like it's a bad thing
I'd like to see old lara fuck a horse too, honestly

Onii-cha-
Fuck.

I have to Break my Quiet on this, and tell you that I have no idea who would animate a video about Lara With a Horse.

>nu tomb raider is so bad people are praising underworld even though it was a buggy pos

Damn, so no hope for real girl on IG that would be willing to explore the world.

People praise Underworld for the lewd you can get out of it.

That can be arranged.

>mfw no Breaking the Quiet part 2.
Part 1 was underwhelming, I remain optimistic.

It's being worked on.

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What the Hell I love nu-lara now!
Part 1 came out in October goddamit! The previous series is the only 3D video that was good enough to bust one too and not just use a as a warm up.
You can't just come into my life with a shiny new thing and take it away again.
Reeeee

New Lara isn't ugly, but the games suck anyway so it's irrelevant.

I loved it. She struggles mightily with dressing her own wound, but sticking a climbing pick so far up a guys asshole it kills him doesn't seem to be an issue for her.

Old Lara was disowned and financed her trips by selling travel books.
LAU Lara is a rich countess.
NuLara is whoring for money.

>Part 1 came out in October goddamit!
Perfection takes time user. You can't rush them.

original october 25 1996
3871 days later
anniversary june 1 2007
3932 days later
today march 7 2018

How do you cope with this? the passing of time? Watching all you love die?

I'd fuck that piece of plastic

>Tomb Raider thread
>ctrl+f horse
>8 results

Nu-Lara sucks horses for money on beastily.xxx
Part 1 was bullshit I couldn't fap to it and I tried numerous times.
Part 2 better improve

Underworld is one of two games that I recall giving me an erection just from playing the game. The other was Lollipop Chainsaw.

I hate topics about Lara because I always end up getting a boner and then my dick smells like fish

>Part 2 better improve
Just look at the previews, already looks better than part 1.

>that PoV shit
That isn't anything i'm interested in.

I "enjoyed" Lollipop Chainsaw up until the zombie baseball part and quit, that shit sucked

Think we're getting a new TR this year, or at least a trailer at E3? It's been 10 years since Underworld, and even three since Rise.

It seems LAU went under radar whether probably because of big competition at that time or people just gave up on Lara after AoD.

Pretty sure your dick smelled like fish before you got a boner, user. You should bathe.

to save...like 3 people, maybe 4?

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>people just gave up on Lara after AoD.

Not really. I seem to recall there being a lot of buzz surrounding Legend, and how it was bascially Lara's comeback.

And one, Sam, dies after they leave in a shitty comic.

Nope. I had a shower only 2 hours ago. It just seems to always happen when I get a boner and don't fap. It's fine if I fap but if I have a prolonged boner for like an hour or 2 is gives off a fishy smell.

Guardian of Light was the best thing featuring Lara since Anniversary but it seems all reviews are shitting on its sequel, why is that?

>ugly Lara