If you found yourself in the Pokemon world, would you try to become a League Champion?

If you found yourself in the Pokemon world, would you try to become a League Champion?

No, I don't even like animals

I'd go fuck Ash's mom

I'm 25 so trying to start off on a pokemon adventure would probably be the equivalent of collecting pony toys in that world.

I'd try to woo and marry Rosa

I'd run a ranch or farm of some kind, maybe dabble in breeding/show.

No, I'd find some way to get my favorite Pokemon and just have a cool pet.

What said
If you're not already an accomplished trainer by 25, everyone will think you're a fag.
I'll just collect some random Pokemon, choose a spot to spin in forever, and become an obstacle for the whippersnappers.

I'd probably get a normal job or be a non team related crook. Noone would ever know it was me if my pokemon do the crimes.

Eww.
Too fat.

Why would you think that?

I'd dabble in breeding, too, if you know what I mean.

I'll just make a mecha team

Sell my milk.

Why do you guys think this? None of the champions are very young except Iris.

I would be that one veteran in the post game cave of black and white that has a full 6 pokemon team of high level pokemon and is just strong for no reason.

Why does she wear the shorts? Are they comfy?

She has a penis.

No I'd just catch a Lopunny and have sex with it for the rest of my life

Only in one doujin

No, but I could get a bunch of psychic pokemon and go around hypnotizing females trainers.

Even better!

This, except with Gardevoir. If it turned out I was a girl then I'd become a pokeslut.

I'd try to build my drea/m/team
>Volcarona
>Bisharp
>Clawitzer
>Metagross
>Steelix
>Golurk

This made me laugh

>he doesn't know what I'm talking about
Wait why?

I would breed with all the pokegirls.

I would experience the power of medical science for myself. This is canonically a thing that's possible in the Pokémon world.

Is there a tool to make images like these, or did you just fire up gimp?

I don't care about your incorrect translation

Link?

Hilda deserves a good dicking.

I would try to make broke female trainers pay my winnings with their bodies

Yeah why not. It'd be easier to fuck all the pokegirls that way.

I'd try to get a masterball, then catch a legendary and finally use it to change the world to a better one

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I don't think you'd really get much out of it so probably not.

Was this ever actually confirmed

Rosa with correct proportions is just to fucking perfect.

What is it about Pokémon that attracts so much rule 34?

I’d just grab my nigga Boufallant, get me a qt anime girl GF, and maybe aim to be a gym trainer or something since that seems like good money.

What you do mean confirmed? That's the literal line that NPC says.

>translation
No pretty sure it was due to staff accidentally using the wrong kanji.

>ywn go on a whacky adventure with your Hypno bro hypnotizing all kinds of hot and cute female trainers and DPing them
Life fucking sucks ass.

No, I'd marry and impregnate a Pokemon

I would try to fuck May and Gardevoir

The Hypno wouldn’t do that it onlybeats dreams of little boys

A lot of adults were fans of Pokemon during sexual maturity, and now their sexuality is linked to Pokemon.

once-removed furfaggotry, since you're not jacking it to the thought of fucking REAL animals, just imaginary ones based off real animals

I'd honestly just try and fuck thicc pokegirls. Maybe become a Pokemon ranch hand? Seems fun and wholesome. And I get to destroy some puss at night.

Is there a whole series of these?

Please do not fuck the Pokemon

Let's be honest, I'd just end up as the equivalent of a fifth route NPC

no, i would just impregnate every single pokemon

Hypnosis is such a lame fetish. It’s like a fantasy for fags who can’t even fantasize about a girl wanting to sleep with them

Well then he can hypnotize both little kids and their mothers and we can each take one.

explain

The same NPC in Japanese says they used to be a Karate King, confirming that they're talking explicitly about the male version of the fighting type NPC trainer and not just being a black belt in general.

I mean, Bill turned himself into a Pokémon as early as the first games. A random NPC becoming a different sex NPC isn't that far fetched.

Nah, I'd just travel around with some Pokemon bros and enjoy a world where it's feasible to be on a permanent vacation.

I mean yeah I guess I do want to fuck misty
Even if all the fur shit wasn't a thing I think Pokémon would probably have more porn than any other game.

There's one with Lillie, Misty, and Mallow too

Ngl I'd get Pokemon that seem to have nice dicks and let them fuck me

>making powerful beings capable of destroying entire continents, controlling time and space, your slaves
>somehow this is childish

Boy, you must be fun at parties

No. Pokémon have morals.

I wish I could honestly fuck and cum in her nipple holes

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I'm 29.
I'd probably just kms because I'm past the age for magical adventures.

It's a shame the dawn one is relatively lame

>Enter a world of fantastic creatures
>Just try to fuck the human girls

El oh el.

No, I meant the actual humans. Aren't they called Poke-girls?

No, I'm going to marry Zoroark first though.

>tranny
>different sex

> enter a world of ripe beauties and futuristic tech with marginally more interesting wildlife to our world only to fuck said wildlife

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Like 3 people in the whole thread would try,the rest would be trying to fuck everything.

What about team Rocket's pokemon?

I would start the Pokemon world version of Perverted Justice to track down all the sick fucks in this thread.