It's raining on planet Zebes

Can you please cheer Samus up?

What's Samus' problem? Like she was raised by birds, so she's emo for the rest of her life? Like get over it, travel to Earth and meet a nice guy and go on space adventures like Lost in Space or whatever.

Reckon I could see myself though to it, eyup

I would cheer her up with some nice sloppy sex in a fresh and rainy day.

1. ADAM
2. THE BABY

>tfw for the longest time I thought Adam was the based black guy since I never played Other Meme

Would she cheer up if I squeezed her butt?

>You were born too soon to travel the galaxy doing odd jobs and hearing tales of the bounty hunter Samus Aran

I'd let her sit on my face.

There's not much to squeeze

Only if you like blonde feather pubes in your eyes

Nigga what, her ass is so fucking fat. Does she even exercise anymore?

>fat
She's enhanced and very active. It's all muscle.

Just think about that thick sweaty ridley dick and how good it would feel to have it rub on your feather pubes

One of you are dead wrong

it is muscle

Having a flat, shapeless butt is actually a sign of someone who doesn't exercise

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Nice pic soyboy

It took a couple years of constantly being subjected to cuck posts. Despite my generally liberal politics, I am now not just OK with, I support resegregation. To go further, though I know it's only a dream, I want niggers either dead or back in africa.

>this is your brain on blacked memes

>What's Samus' problem?
>parents are killed by aliens and her world is destroyed
>raised by bird aliens for war and genetically and cybernetically enhanced with their DNA
>bird people world taken over by same aliens that destroyed her world leaving her without a second home
>doesn't fit in with regular humans
>hated not being able to stop galaxy crisis under the military
>breaks off from the military to become a bounty hunter
>lives a lonely life
>everyone around her dies
Samus had a hard life.

you forgot:
>gets blacked on the reg

She has problems getting rid of her flabby ass, too

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How does it feel having that saved on your computer?

The black guy in Other M is TOO nice, and while Samus prefers the BBC, Adam treating her badly and negging her all the time gets her Zero SUit thong wetter. SO we can reach the conclusion that Samus' ideal mate would be a huge black guy that treats her like shit.

This

I know she's supposed to be blonde and sexy, but HOLY SHIT what a fat ass that is!

Report and hide waifu threads.

CANT talk about video games without NIGGER DICKS

Nice headcanon

Shut up, Sybb