I've always been somewhat of a gamer. I'm into those hardcore games, like Call of Duty, and Halo, y'know, those shooter games. So when my friend asked me to get Splatoon, I just spat in his mouth. What kind of baby game is that! Fuck him, am I right?
I went to bed, and when I woke up, Splatoon was just on my nightstand. I thought that was kinda weird, but it could've just been my friend or whatever. Now that I had a copy of Splatoon, I decided to go out and buy a WiiU to see what all the hype was about.
I got home with the WiiU, setting it up and loading up Splatoon. The music was alright, but the graphics and designs were childish and weren't serious enough; I do have to say though, the way the inklings moved their hips gave me a boner.
I tried out a few of the weapons, first opting for the sniper rifle, specifically the Splatterscope. I played a few rounds, not really getting the point; the game was childish. I had the most kills, but was still ranked the bottom! I grew frustrated with the game and turned off my WiiU, not touching it for a few days.
The next time I went on to play the game, it was a bit better, but not up to my standards. I continued to play the game here and there for the next couple weeks, when I noticed that something was off. Usually, my squid was happy and upbeat, but I had noticed whenever I pressed Booyah, my inkling wouldn't say woomy; instead, she was quiet. I shrugged it off, not caring too much; maybe she's just shy. Then again I don't care that much to begin with.
As time went on, I noticed my inkling becoming more and more depressed it seemed. I knew that I was losing a lot of matches, and attributed her behavior to that; it would make sense, wouldn't it?
