This is Undyne. She's the best warrior in the Underground and leader of the royal guard. Say something nice about her

This is Undyne. She's the best warrior in the Underground and leader of the royal guard. Say something nice about her.

I have masturbated to you yesterday

she’s an asshole and I was offended that I was expected to be friends with her

Is this sentence correct? It doesn't look like it, but I might be wrong.

she's an ugly blue vriska and toby fox learned the ways of the hack fraud well

How was she an asshole?

fush tuddies

I would fuck her fish hole

She deserves better than being hamfisted with worst-lizard because Toby thought it was a clever dig at shipping

Inserting "have" is incorrect. Correct and clear English would be "I masturbate to images of you yesterday" but no one needs to be a stickler on Internet forums.

That sentence doesn’t sound right to me

Get naked, now!

what do her feet smell like

smells less fishy than expected?

>"I masturbate to images of you yesterday"
"masturbated", not "masturbate". Choosing the correct tense is important.

i want to lick those pits

I want her to force me to smell and lick her armpits

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gay fish

I don't say nice things to trash cringe characters. Especially one with the gall to hunt down a child but be doltish enough to think anime is real life.

She deserved better than Alphys

I mean in fairness monsters are capable of crazy shit, none of them have ever seen a human until you, and you're a fucking six-year-old that just tanked through one of the monster world's most powerful fighters like it was nothing and then offered to be her friend after.

why do you allow puppies in the royal guard

This
Undyne needed to be bred, Alphys continues to fuck everything up.

Probably fish, certainly fish

She's a fish. To breed with her you'd need to jerk it over a bunch of eggs she laid in her kiddie pool

She needs a good dicking.

something nice about her

Reminder that Chara did LITERALLY nothing wrong!
Fishfuckers are ALWAYS sinners!

>implying her womb isn't an egg sac you have to ejaculate directly into, THEN she lays them

Jerking off with fish oil.

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best girl

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Buddy would turn her into sushi.

T
FISH
D
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is it really a sin to love and appreciate nearly every character?

Why are spear girls ALWAYS best girls?

Spears best weapons, duh
It's like a knifestick

Spider >= Fish > Goat > Lizard

Monsters are to be eradicated.

what about the cat and the alligator

True Hero > Megalovania

Spider >= Fish > Cat = Alligator > Goat >>> Lizard
Did I miss anyone?

rescue mission when

>is a lesbo
Why do they always have to ruin this shit.

but chara originally hated humanity, not monsters
they just get a little confused as a ghost

What do his/her feet smell like?

your boss fight and music in the genocide route are the shit

Man imagine how great the sex would be between these edgelords

You and Alphys remind me of me and my gf am dude, no lesbo/gay

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This. I have a need to dominate the abs fish.

She (along with whatever the other retarded lizard was called) was undeniable as the worst character. I thought anime was the only thing with a shitty waifu-based fandom.

>Still thinking it's her music that plays in that fight
It's actually yours.

>Got beaten up by a 9 year old.

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She and her best bud are cute

Just like perfect cell did

I want you to bite off my penis

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Papyrus is too good for the game's fanbase. Too good for most of us actually.

Fishwife > goatwife > goatboi > the rest

heh

Undyne is gay.

enough games
post fishdick

I think you mean fishpussy

>"She's the best warrior in the Underground"
>Can't throw spears for shit
nice tits though

Undyne the undying was a pretty good boss fight.

Eh, goatwife wins our over fish wife. The only reason I don't post her more is because 1) there's less tasteful fanart of her and 2) her posts have always gotten me banned on Sup Forums for furry content.

>undyne
>pussy
user............

Out of the way, fishfag. Best girl coming through.

>Undyne
>tits

She has eggs that have to be fertilized.

>Boys in heels
Hngggg

kys

She's got one eye, her depth perception is a little off.

Undyne and her abs game is too strong for me.

Best girl and one of the few memorable things from undertale

>boy
user, that's genderbent

>almost all fan art adds hair because character is fucking hideous
the state of fishcucks

>didn't notice the bulge

The Trips ain’t lying, nigga

W-what is this

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.
Let it go.

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Do you really want to know? It may tell you things about yourself you don't want to know.

Asgore should’ve taken her as a concubine.
Why the fuck would you be a king and not have a concubine or two?

>Exposed asses fetish
I keep thinking that i'm beyond surprise and i keep being proved wrong.

Because Asgore is a spineless sadsack who still hasn't gotten over his wife.

Would there be any feeling better than rubbing your dick on her abs?

Her thighs squeezing around my waist.