Was she molested? >29yo >quit working >moved back in with her mom >sometimes streams games and claims she really only wants to play old games because they make her feel nostalgic and she likes feeling like a kid >most of her streams are her sitting in her schlickdungeon telling her fanbase how happy she is to have them as her real friends and main social contact aside from her family >only goes out to do stuff when her parents or brother or college friend takes her >no relationships, no kids >sleeps with stuffed animals in her bed >has already relegated herself to working the convention circuit
Where did it all go wrong?
Ethan Johnson
Masturbation island fucked her. Maybe kojima did too.
Leo Brown
Sounds perfect.
Adrian Brown
she got pumped and dumped by kojima. next step is porn.
Mason Phillips
kojima promised her a career and cut her at the first sign of trouble
Ayden Gonzalez
>telling her fanbase how happy she is to have them as her real friends and main social contact aside from her family
Dominic Reed
she's cute as fuck I would facefuck her all goddamn day
Jaxon Green
this desu
Christian Mitchell
replace kojima with konami and her with everything kojima was doing
Wyatt Torres
>she looks like a solid 10/10 >seems to be a somewhat rich and akward streamer I would kill a small army to have this
Elijah Morales
thanks for reminding me about her I mean I did play through MGS5 recently but the pologonal ass she has in there is nothing for joosten on that other board. shit is dope.
Charles Price
this
Noah Perry
She sounds severely depressed. Probably thought MGSV would be her ticket to a real acting career and obviously wasn't, so she's just hiding in shame until she gets over it and something worth caring about comes her way.
Camden Martin
>tfw no cute anime gf that's depressed that you nurse into a cute vidya star man life fucking blows but at least I can jerk off and it's all good
Evan Cox
>RUSED
Hudson Price
minimal social contact for women is still having a small rotating harem of willing chads
Easton Cox
I would like her to nurse something
Leo Russell
>29yo >quit working >moved back in with her mom
Mason Peterson
>this is her room
I'm not sure what to feel about it.
Julian Gutierrez
Who is this roastie, why do you care, and why should I?
Jason Rogers
>>most of her streams are her sitting in her schlickdungeon telling her fanbase how happy she is to have them as her real friends and main social contact aside from her family
...How? How can a girl so blasted gorgeous be so damned isolated?
...This sounds like a number of hot girls I know actually. I don't understand, how is it so difficult for hot girls to make genuine friends?
Nolan Price
cute
Noah Martinez
She played The Eyecandy in MGS:V
Camden Collins
A literal virgin room
Aiden Peterson
>white brick walls
she lives in prison?
Christopher Anderson
get the fuck out goddamn how much of a fag do you have to be holy shit
Isaiah Hernandez
we need autism edits of her now.
Christopher Ross
i havent talked to a female that wasnt a cashier in over a decade
Joshua Young
Didn't she go to college or something?
Doesn't she have an actual job or a career path other than "modelling"?
Cooper Mitchell
lol why do you talk like a fucking retard?
Kevin Wood
>bed only big enough for one looks like we're cuddling all fucking nifht lads hahah aI win this shit
Ayden Johnson
>looked at her room >didn't understand what was wrong and thought it looked comfy >realize it's because it's a NEET cove like mine
Aaron Clark
anyone else like to smell their own balls?
Nathan James
>with J*son London oh nonononononono look at the top of
Logan Ortiz
>tfw you never will
Adrian Collins
I feel you
Evan Myers
>tfw will never share a room like this with someone like joost why even fucking live im so lonely
Noah Ross
What is her name or stream?
Carson Hill
the knowledge that every man who has ever talked to you is only interested in fucking you, other women see you as competition and are afraid of how attractive you are. If you're a depressive or paranoid individual these things will crush you.
Daniel Clark
not many people approach them because intimidated by beauty and the ones that do are just trying to fuck. similar reason why rich fags find it hard to make genuine friends
Charles Miller
Do you think she'd be happy now if she accepted Dean's feelings for her? They did go on a #romanticdate together after all.
John Baker
I'll live but I guarantee the next girl I pick up is going to have lips like that or Im going to die
Jacob Taylor
This. Most hot girls I’ve known have become incredibly jaded and mistrusting of people because of this, and start isolating themselves.
Xavier Sanders
She wasn't molested she just saw some r34 of Quiet and felt like it.
Isaac Hernandez
Pretty sure she studied Japanese in college.
Chase Sanders
Most don't approach them or those who do are looking for just sex It's sad there's a lot of really intelligent hot chicks out there but they're outcasted
Benjamin Ramirez
Take into account the usual reasons why hot girls self-isolate or keep people at a distance, then mix in autism, and you know why this girl is isolated.
Joshua Hernandez
>pologonal
wtf is this?
Landon Perez
Who was in the wrong here?
Aiden Brown
I knew a model growing up. Rich family, never had to worry about money, and was autistic as fuck. When you're super attractive, people don't really care if you're kind of weird.
Jason Ortiz
What games does she play?
Joseph Phillips
If I can’t blow the biggest load of cum inside her pussy while simultaneously choking to death while her feet are jammed in my mouth I don’t see a reason to go on lads.
Asher Brown
dont make fun oif me faggot I misspelled some shit its blocky as fuck though
Jeremiah Williams
...
Lincoln Reed
This looks like one of those prisons in Norway.
Brayden Gutierrez
Joost would be perfect for BLACKED.
Angel Evans
as quickly as I 'd accept this I cant stop laughing thanks dude
Kayden Stewart
...
Jayden Young
Where's the evidence that she's like this? She seems normal on Instagram.
Matthew Davis
Keifer Sutherland?
Josiah Taylor
reminder: no one ever posts the link to her "streams".
this topic is fake and or bait.
Nicholas Martinez
She was playing mega man (2D) one time, but i can't remember which one.
Christopher Bennett
no you fucking faggot I dotnt want to see some niggerdick taking such a beautiful bitch
Justin Hernandez
that's a small black bar you got there
Gabriel Murphy
twitch. stefaniejoosten
Kevin Torres
So, sorting through the thread, I've noticed some things.
>childlike affect and view of the world >retreated to places of safety >failure to interact with the world without male family present >absence of curiosity >failure to engage in things that bring joy >art in room is post modernist and appears to be watching the viewer >lack of individual touch otherwise
I'm thinking assault with regression.
Zachary Carter
>that painfully obvious attempt at requesting sauce
Eli Gutierrez
tfw joosten is still up thank GOOOOOOOOD I was only going to have some random idol bitch I found to fap to and some twink cute boi album but now I have THIS BITCH HERE
Jackson Jones
I thought she was still working with kojima on death stranding. She's a model right? What the fuck happened here?
Dylan Kelly
>sometimes streams games and claims she really only wants to play old games because they make her feel nostalgic and she likes feeling like a kid
I'm feeling very similar to her. Old games are still fun. New games are shit.
Julian Baker
>autism
Sebastian Richardson
She was scrapped from DS months ago.
Isaac Robinson
The contract she had with hideo Kojima stipulated that she had to sit on Kojima's face at least 430 hours. While about 11 days is not really that much she didn't realize that she also had to be on beck and call whenever and wherever he is and the traveling hours (which don't count as face sitting time) multiply the time making it horryifing task that has broken the poor gal.
She started working with Kojima about 5 years ago and she has only logged in 35 hours, there's just so much a girl can take. at this rate she's basically Kojima's perpetual anal slave.
Liam Cooper
Why didn't Kojima include her in his new game?
WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE HER KOJIMA NOT DESTROY HER!
Jaxon Kelly
>no one ever posts the link to her "streams" Are you denying that she streams? What the fuck rock do you live under? Webms of her streaming are posted semi-frequently, the one where she's palying P.T. in particular.
Daniel Phillips
I guess there's hope for guys like me yet. I feel for Steph, I think. Isn't she married though?
Mason Edwards
>has already relegated herself to working the convention circuit
I think she sees the potential to exploit virgin neckbeards here for profit. She knows she is a beautiful girl. More and more girls are learning that they can live our dream life of playing vidya all day being NEET. Only difference is because of how attractive some of these women are they can make tons of money for doing nothing. They don't even have to have sex or do cam shows anymore thanks to desperate virgin neckbeards willing to give them money.
So in the next 10 years expect more and more women to get into gaming and game streaming. Expect more of them to market themselves not for johns that want sex but to beta's that want love. Being a gorgeous woman is literally life on easy mode.
Nathaniel James
You guys forget she's a fucking weeb who jumped at the first chance to get to nippon. She also seems to have failed at making it in japan. There's a documentary about models who travel to japan in hopes of becoming idols, most of them don't make it.
Lincoln White
So she plays like NES?
Thomas Watson
Not autism. I'm a clinical psychologist for a University here in Asia.
Dominic Gutierrez
>tfw stream and have a harem of ronery girls that compliment me shit's great for both sides dude
Nathaniel Ross
>how is it so difficult for hot girls to make genuine friends?
half of these threads are filled with posts from people saying they just want to fuck her in the ass and you have to ask this question
Daniel Barnes
>Failure that can't get into a girl's pants with 70 million dollars >Now spends his days playing with legos and trying to meet celebrity man crushes Hmm.
Samuel Gomez
On contrary to what Sup Forums might try to make you believe women can lose themselves on deep loneliness just as anyone else.
Cameron Allen
If it weren't for the filename I thought you would be talking about Ashley Burch. They're both ugly
Parker Brooks
If there's one thing I'm proud of, it's the tight friend circle I've built and maintained since HS. It kills me to hear how some girls are quick to find a boyfriend because that's what you're "supposed to do" but can't get a group of friends to chill and have a blast with on the regular.
Sebastian Thompson
>She knows she is a beautiful girl.
Only reason she got famous is because she was a token white girl in Japan. She isn't up to western standards and looks plain compared to western models. She never would have made it outside of Japan.
Cameron White
sure you are faggot
Colton Jenkins
Ahhh I still remember Applemilk and Miss Hannah Minx.
Those were the good ol Sup Forums days.
Blake Sanchez
To win the lottery you gotta make the money to buy the ticket.
Don't let your dreams be dreams my man, you can do it.
Austin Robinson
post p.t webm's
Noah Turner
...
Christian Fisher
THIS!
Dylan Cook
>Miss Hannah Minx what the fuck happened to her?
Aiden Campbell
> A Climberbro spotted in the wild
John Turner
She probably saw the SFM of her getting fucked by a horse and her sense of self was ruined by the knowledge that she is only valued because of things like that. Can you imagine realizing that people only care about you insofar as they get to watch a CGI model of you get brutally fucked by animals?
Jaxson Davis
>applemilk
Blake Johnson
post more joost
Henry Nelson
>Being a gorgeous woman is literally life on easy mode
Half the women that make money off giving attention to losers are just average looking themselves.