NEVER EVER THEY SAID

NEVER EVER THEY SAID

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shit graphics

shit gameplay

Does this mean we will get more high def Coco porn?

wow wtf
store.steampowered.com/app/731490/Crash_Bandicoot_N_Sane_Trilogy/

shit level design

Processor: AMD Phenom II X4 965 @ 3.4GHz

Why they still recommend a 10yo processor?

for some reason the way crash bandicoots shoes stay behind when he blows up persisted in my memory from childhood and I still find it amusing

>PC to get the definitive edition of the crash trilogy
OH NO NO NO

>Windows only

dunno i've that cpu. works fine who knows.

Tell me, where do you see "PlayStation 4 exclusive" sticker in this.

Because consoles run on 10 yo hardware lmao

its the incest version too

>30 fps platformer in 2018

>Why they still recommend a 10yo processor?
they're not, the ones listed are the minimum specs
>inb4 there is no recommended specs
doesn't mean minimum = recommended

>platformer in 2018
count your blessings

Hopefully the PC version will have 60fps support.

>no denuvo

oh they will learn a hard listen

DOES IT MEAN... DARE I SAY SPYRO TRILOGY REMASTER WILL EVENTUALLY COME TO STEAM?!

My childhood friend of mine, who I used to play Crash 1-3 with back in the day, laughed at me for not having PS4 to play the N.Sane Trilogy. Who's laughing now, Mike?

I fucking hope they change jumping and hitboxes.

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If only Crash and Spyro were good.

im still laughing cause you still dont have a PS4 loser

Pretty cool but why would anyone buy it when it's so easy to emulate?

Unless pic related, which is pretty sad

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Wasn't it said to be "timed PS4 exclusive" right at the start?

i wonder what this kid grew up to look like

ps4 has no games loser

>oh cool I can play Crash again
>Ill buy it right now and-

>july release

Well fuck. There goes any interest I had.

GTFO

>ugly orange worlds
>hallway simulator where levels are just obstacle courses
I don't understand the appeal of Crash I'm sorry.
During the PS1/N64 era the only platformers I liked were Ape Escape and Super Mario 64. They're a lot more free and give the player a lot more to do and control than Crash.

I don't think it was said, but the boxart never said playstation exclusive like other games, so it was pretty self explanatory.

Plus crash hasn't been sony exclusive since 2001 or something anyway.

Will they finish the Coco's animations?

These

So you a big faggot?

Thanks for beta testing console peasants.

I want to finish in Coco

On top of that, it's a full year after it came out on ps4, why the fuck would I care about it a year after it already came out elsewhere.

we have bloodborne butthead checkmate

The reason they're not in game/are angel instead is because of stupid fucking furfaggot fetishists. see

2D to 3D gameplay made it easy for casuals to understand.

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Sick.
It's because they ran out of time. She still gets squished by the boulder along with other animations.

Never, your best bet would be if mods can do it. Nothing will be added to the nsane ports

Because Vicarious visions are too busy working on Spyro

Just mod it.

Im not a furfaggot fetishist
Im a feminine fetishists
I see something feminine and cute and I want to rail it
why have dumb restrictions

I really don't think furries have anything to do with the animations in a video game

Me too lol. It was something unique and funny.

You may want to sit down for this one, it's a real shocker -

ready?
not everybody owns a PS4

What am I supposed to see here?

hurr durr i can't stand to play year old remasters of 20 year old games. if there would be something to actually whine about it's that it's the same launch price from year ago when you can get ps4 version for cheaper.

100%. CTR too

They changed coco looking at drake to coco looking at her brother

if it has 60 fps support i might pirate it, since i have it on ps4.

Fuck off retard

CTR with online when

>8gb ram

Thanks for beta testing console players !!!!!!

Nice.

They put an incredible amount of care into his animations

Literally next year

This gave me an erection
Hope they make oxide playable

he got bald and became James Rolfe

Is there a pc game that isnt available on xbox one as well? why would i play on pc if i have a xbox?

The Double Header one is hilarious.

Oh shit, cute.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do we have confirmed 60 FPS? If not I’m worried it might be due to some asinine decision like tying logic to framerate
>hack game to allow 60 FPS on game with logic tied to framerate
>physics so fucked newton rolls on his grave
>everything runs at double speed
>enemies and hazards going apeshit
>hitboxes on moving platforms become unstable as shit
fuck

I'm surprised we got any at all. Female slapstick is rare.

>it's real

I hope they make Spyro playable

This alone is why I love Activision owning Crash instead of Sony.

If has 60 fps support i might pirate it, since i have it on ps1.

woah

Anything is possible now

Is that when the "masterace" will start pretending it's better than MK?

*whirrr*

Might give it a pirate

Absolutely amazing bait, man

wtf I love Sup Forums now

4 months well I know what I'm spending my birthday money on

Ctr was, is, and always will be better than all shit slow MK games.

The Sony Ireland Twitter said it was a timed exclusive. NO ONE BELIEVED THEM.

Literally everyone KNOWS ctr is better than mk, underage

>$40
>bought it for $18 4 months ago

It always has been, and we've been able to emulate it to confirm for years

I'm only interested in Crash Team Racing.

I remember thinking that achievements would be redeemable for points towards free games or... y'know... literally anything when the 360 came out.

Then I saw that little fucking faggot and I knew.

Crash Bash with online gameplay on Steam when?

>c-crash sucked anyway!

NOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE /OUR_CRASH/ NOW???!!!!!!

Go back and take your falseflagging with you.

It's weird to me that people have such nostalgia for Crash Bandicoot when it was always the janky retarded Sony stepchild to Mario and Sonic.

To all the Sonybois

this

crash was never good, and I didnt have a ps1

Oh my god I'm so fucking happy right now

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I already played it on PS4, but I'm happy that it's coming to PC now. I'll most likely buy it once it's out in hopes of there being nude mods for Coco