Stop talking about Smash and talk about Advanced Techniques in Mario Fucking Tennis Aces Assholes

Stop talking about Smash and talk about Advanced Techniques in Mario Fucking Tennis Aces Assholes

wow wii sports tennis, I'm totally excited

>talk about a game where you just smack a ball back and forth
no

>le reductionism
>shitting on the concept of the OG vidya
Tell me your favorite game user, I can easily make it sound just as stupid in a single sentence.

How about no.

>talk about a fucking party game played by spics and literal apes
works both ways faggot

>Meter based
>Offensive and Defensive options
>Meter drains the more you use your specials
>Have to play normally to gain meter

Good shit

I'd rather talk about Rosalina's legs.

I'll be maining Luigi on this one. He's been my character of choice ever since Mario Tennis 64.

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Is that photoshopped? She looks like one of the girls in the mobile ads, dear lord

I want to know if the motion controls will be as good as Wii Sports: Club. That game was fun as fuck, especially online.

It looks good but there's no speculation to be made unlike Smash.

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Having the racket break means losing the entire match is worrying at this point, depending on how lenient they are with timings.

>play online
>they hit the lag switch immediately after using a super

Not to forget wario has his wario costume while the new smash has the ware one

If I do play this, it's going to be classic mode only. The slow-mo shots look terrible.

>the same shitty modern Mario tennis but with added motion controls gimmicks
I called it back when this shit got announced, shovelware. Now it's not just shovelware but shovelware straight out of the Wii era.

>applying fighting game sensibilities to a tennis game
WASP as fuck, I'm excited.
Where my Chain Chomp boys? I'm between that and Boo

Did you even watch the direct?
They've added a whole bunch of moves related to a new gauge mechanic

Its bad man, it's just a dressed up version of the same shit engine from the 3ds and WiiU

God I love Rosalina in her tennis outfit

There were parts of the footage where the characters had three rackets in stock, so it's going to be rather lenient.

Yeah, stop shitposting and suck my cock

the issues of the Wii U and 3DS ones were the lack of content and anemic gameplay

It looks like they've addressed both issues, why does it matter if they're using the same engine? If they've added new gameplay mechanics and more content to eat through, it's a better game

confirmed didn't watch

>Yoshi and Princesses gets wristbands

>Bowser doesnt get anything at all

There better be alternate costumes, WE KNOW Bowser can wear stuff

>God I love Rosalina

Amen, brother.

The engine was the core problem its the same crap gameplay but with flashy flips and rolls and motion controls and flashing points on the ground to tell you where to hit.

>racket damage
into the trash it goes

>There better be alternate costumes
The Direct showed you can receive in-game outfits as participation prizes for online tournaments and they had the icon of a shirt. It doesn't seem like a Mii character is in, so those are most likely outfits and accessories for the various characters.

Waluigi and Chain Chomp are gonna be my mains.

POST YOUR MAIN!

is he actually a playable character?

If we can't play simple rules online then I'm never getting this trash.

yes

I want a switch now

THOSE TITS

I KNOW, RIGHT

>confirmed for not playing the Wii U one
The flash points were in Ultra Smash, the new parts in this one actually look interesting
>aim shot at high speed
>tons of basic hit variants
>slow mo that uses gauge
>a fucking parry in a tennis game
>tennis racket health
It's pretty different

I've never played a mario sports game before

how much do the categories (tricky, powerful etc) actually change things

I want to worship Rosalina's stockinged feet!

of course it's photoshopped

They usually affects their basic hits, like how much they can curve or how fast they go or the distance

Looks really good, never thought I'd be excited to play a tennis game.

The techniques sound interesting but I'm skeptical. All it takes for all of that to be thrown out the window is for one technique to be overhwlemingly overpowered.

And yet you'll still tether to the ball, just like the last two.

Someone textured those legs really lovingly.

Not as lovingly as this guy and tennis balls.

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why is this so satisfying?

Oh man, that skindentation.

thought that was a real tennis ball at a quick glance

It's a sports/fighter

Speaking of Advanced Technique, are they ever gonna surpass the GBA game?

Retarded.

Hey, those are still pretty sizeable.

I just want another RPG mode in them again.

You've already posted him!

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>daisy
>pretty
no

STILL IN THE FUCKING CLOWN CAR

I played the shit out of Mario Power Tennis on the GC when I was like 14. That game had good design, a wide variety of content, and was hard as fuck if you wanted it to be. I honestly didn't know then and still don't know now how they could make a Mario Tennis game bigger/better than that one. Certainly not by removing motherfucking POWER SHOTS and replacing them with generic shit, I'd assume.

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Who /waluigimain/ here

Tricky can be really OP but is balanced out by defense characters (Waluigi and someone else). Least thats how it seemed to go with playing the 3ds game online.

>I honestly didn't know then and still don't know now how they could make a Mario Tennis game bigger/better than that one.
By making it like they're making this one?

Hell yea motherfucker

Enough to be noticeable. I just can't play power characters because of how slow they are and how used I am to playing speed characters.
I can see speed being less useful in Aces thanks to speed shot.

Oy vey, my fellow kike.

What's the roster look like?

so far pic related minus sprixie and dry bowser plus chain chomp and koopa

the zone shots seem like they would really break up the pace of the game

I haven't played one since Power but the trailer had me really excited.

I really hope Dry Bowser makes it in. He was such a homie in Open.

Where muh Petey?

I might buy this if it isn’t $60. Surely it isn’t full price?

Dobson edit when?

Looks like he's a boss in story mode.

I bet you're a golf fag

>Pauline and Cappy got cucked by a Chain Chomp

But did YOU SEE HIS POSE

I want Paratroopa to come back, he was in the original after all and the tournament implying Koopa could be a nice hint

The entire game mechanics are built around meter usage, zone shot's long usage drains your meter big time and it's pace is counter acted by literally all the other movement options

Dragons don't sweat.
Yoshi wears one because of his big sticky tongue dripping hot saliva all over him haha.

This game looks like a fighter with how it's mechanics work.
Fucking dope I'm actually hype.

It certainly doesn't take much to impress you, huh? I like that. Everyone should strive to be satisfied with less.

Mario Tennis actually looks good. This seems to be the deepest one yet

Ignoring this direct's content, people were already setting bullshit expectations last direct and this one

I can gurantee people wouldve called this shit if smash wasnt here because they had retarded high standards

How is it less? It's another character addes to the game. If anything he's satisfied with getting more.

I hear this statement a lot
The meter management does make it feel like a fighting game since you have to play tennis normally to even get meter to use these moves

It's fucking interesting that Mario Tennis Aces is able to make an identity like this other than simply being a wacky mario sports

Mario Tennis at evo when? It would probably still beat out MVCI

I wouldn't actually be shocked to see a small side tournament.
Aces really does look like it will have a decent amount of depth

The fact that Nintendo is pushing an online tournament is showing they want it to be considered a competitive game

Are tennis balls green or yellow?

Pretty sure game was in development before Odyssey was revealed

The only good thing to come out of the trailer is the option to turn off all the gimmick shit

As long as there isnt any broken shit like in power tennis I might just give this a buy