Get the fuck in

Get the fuck in
I'm taking you to buy another copy of Skyrim

but you gave me the special edition for free already

I literally dream about meeting Todd just to ask him if he knows he’s a meme on Sup Forums

Sorry but my mom told me not to catch a ride from strangers. I'll just take the bus.

>sideways
>on the highway
N-NANI?!

Drifting?

Oh very wise of your mom, very wise indeed. I am Todd Howard of Bethesda, and you are user. So now we know each other.

Okay dad

JUST GET THE FUCK IN

I hope someone films you sperging out in front of Todd and posts it on the internet for all the less cringey people to watch and laugh.

But I'm already torrenting it.

Do you morons realise how obviously underage you are when you post these shitty memes?

>Underage

Friend, Toddposting has been going on intermittently since 2011. How fucking new are you?

When in this charming car
This CHARMINGGG man

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hell yes. thanks todd

So.
You're going to buy it for me right?

I know how old it is, you fucking retard. I am probably giving too much credit in assuming it is posted by underages to try and fit in. Because the alternative is that you are a manchild for still thinking this shit is funny

The fuck did you came in here for? why do you take the time to sperg out on things you don't like that other people do like a retarded child?

>being bothered this much by an old meme
Holy fuck you're pathetic.

What did you just say?

You
Buy
Me
A
Copy
of
Skyrim™

I'm sure he does he was on the chess team after all.

I'm cranky

Go take a drink, sleep or holler for a fight in a bar or something. Better release that shitposting here on Sup Forums.

I said your games suck and I'm glad I pirated them all.

>Todd takes women out, gets them drunk
>haha let's go to gamestop haha

What's that you say Rod? I gotta go. My bus is leaving, good luck with your sky diving thingy!

I don't think you understand how this work, user. I give you a ride to GameStop, and you buy my games.

>you wouldn't want to go on a gamestop date with Todd 'the man with the plan' Howard

Shut up, Todd.

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kys

He made the meme

b-b-but can't I just keep-p-playing Morrowind?

I-I dunno, Mister. My mom says I shouldn't get in cars with strangers...

already been addressed
read the fucking thread and get in the damn car

okay, what are your credit card credentials?

You already gave me a free copy once and you're driving me there.
Why not just give me another one so i can tell all the people i know to buy the Skyrims.

I pirated horse armor

But my mom also told me not to talk to manlets

Wow this is a nice house you have, show me your Steam library

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11-11-11

>he shills his shit game for free

>implying I don't hate TES and Fallout

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todd is 2cute 4me

He really is quite the looker

and he's 6'6"

I agree, he's everything a man should be

IT DOESN'T'T WORK

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Just like the game release on the same date.
BOOM!

did you know internet can save you over 2k of shekel

Hehe Toddposting is just a meme

Todd, i need a ride to walmart to buy the new rerelease of Dark Souls. you gotta check this shit out theres an amiibo

...am I missing something? How else do you change lanes?

Ignore him he obviously doesn’t change lanes horizontally

Cool! You gonna buy me a drink too Todd?

u MAD bROOOO??!?!

you turn off the eurobeat

Download Skyrim from rutorrent a few days ago, played for about 60 minutes, then uninstalled.

I couldn't get over how shitty the difficulty slider and level scaling are. This shit is completely unplayable.

*tax your game so hard i get more profit out of each sale than you*

I refuse to believe that there are people willing to seed.

He needs to button that shirt

I'd rather a bunch of Toddposting than those goddamn Smash threads any day. Thank you OP.

Skyrim now with horse drifting

>get in with todd
>halfway to gamestop the guy under the car gets tired and we have to take a break

I'll hit Testing if he manages to get anything done with North Korea.

I am certain he is aware.

I am Toddwise the lying clown. You are user. Now we know each other.