How much corporate dick do you have to suck to send letters to nintendo that you want more ports...

How much corporate dick do you have to suck to send letters to nintendo that you want more ports, especially long essays about it?

I really like Nintendo games but the fan base is just the absolute worst.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=BtvRaMPJWLs
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

jfc i'm a nintendo stan and this made me audibly cringe

>how to write a letter
>repeat everything that the person you're replying to said in their first letter
>especially the zany parts
real and legitimate

>stan
>>>twitter
>>>tumblr

It was on reddit with thousands of votes, honestly have you not seen the way nintendo fans are? How is this even hard to believe

>jfc
>stan
>cringe
You need to leave this website

>detailed fiscal analysis

>N-nintendOE ANNOUNCE IT DURING THEE T TIME I TELL U 2

So stop looking at what the fan base is doing you fucking nigger

How can I do that when you’re commenting in this thread?

>he's not passionate enough about any game to the point he'd make a fiscal analysis in order to convince corporate pigs to make more of that video game
Your life is boring

We get it, you wrote the letter

>People believe this

No company will ever take unsolicited suggestions because then you'll have faggots claiming it was their idea. Suppose they decide to port it for real, now he has "evidence" it was his idea, and thus could argue he deserves a cut of the profit. This is fake and gay

>implying
ports are nothing new, the person who suggested wouldn't be able to claim shit considering he has 0 stake in the IP to begin with

I know. The guy probably sent them a lock of his hair and a vile of blood.

youtube.com/watch?v=BtvRaMPJWLs

It's real

probably his funniest video in years

>It was on reddit with thousands of votes, h
go back and stay back

...

>fiscal analysis

Go back to retardland.

They're kids, man. This kind of shit is written by kids. I don't know why Sup Forums can't figure that out. Some 13 to 15 year olds can be pretty eloquent in their writing, but they still have the opinions and outlooks of a child.

>fiscal analysis
It still amazes that random faggots on the internet think they know what is better for a multimillion dollar company than the people working at said company that turned it into a multimillion dollar company.