Redpill me on the Warhammer races

Redpill me on the Warhammer races.

why is "redpill me on X (with no extra content or input of your own)" banned on Sup Forums but not here?

The TK are one of the rare examples of undead that aren't completely evil, which is what makes them so awesome.

Like the 40K races, except the human soldiers get to die from blood poisoning after being stabbed by a dirty pitchfork instead of having their innards blasted across the wall by a plasma gun.

Because on any other board and any other non-political topic it's just a joke.

Everyone that likes lizardmen is a disgusting gay scaly.
And i mean EVERYONE.
So avoid those at all costs.
And Ork lovers are either memers or underage memers.

The Bretonnia Navy are the best

the whole Sup Forums board is a joke though so i cant see your point

Because Sup Forums is unironically better than Sup Forums.

Is the Lady of the Lake an actual God or is she just manipulating the Bretonnians or what

He was one of the coolest characters in the background fluff until GW ruined it and made blood dragons just some random brettonian knightly order that just HAPPENED to be called blood dragons before they got turned.

they are species and/or cultures, not races.

>one of the rare examples of undead that aren't completely evil
Most undead are not completely evil.

Louen > Karl

Best and unirronically good guy human faction unlike *mpire.

She's Lileath so yes she's an actual god and she is manipulating the Bretonnians. That's why Bretonnians said "Fuck this" and left Bretonnia to either help the empire or somewhere else.

Why do so many fucking groups use chariots in WHFB?

In the real world they basically died off the moment heavy cavalry came into existence.

Hey water, you're still alive. How you doin lad

Elves are faggots.

Hanging in there. Yourself?

Doing well bud, and good to hear.

Skaven are Reddit but still pretty cool

which vidya character can defeat him?

>The Green Knight
>Because he smokes weed
So funny. Why did Games Workshop OKAY this?

what? he doesn't

merely pretending

You mean the Asur, right?

The High elves are arrogant but they genuinely have the worlds best interests at hearts and believe to be its guardians and imo much more sympathetic to the lesser races than other forms of elves following the same trope

every board here is a joke

Its fucking weird that they'd use guns on their ships but not on land.

no. fuck pointy ears

Nah, the only sympathetic High Elf was Teclis. Every other one couldnt give a shit as long as Ulthuan was fine.

Cause some of them got stuck in ancient times and most times the chariots are loaded with magic and chaos roids.

High elves had very good relations with the Empire, Dwarfs and even, to some extent, the Lizardmen

Play the game, read the lore. They maintain the vortex and don't ask for thanks from anyone. Yes, they can be stuck-up, but they have something to back that up.

>who is Finubar

>elf cocksocks
>aristocratic assholes
>heads so far up their asses everytime they speak they eat their own shit
Brets are not bad guys, but they are the kid who sits in a corner and sticks a pencil up their nose.

>who is Finubar
the very definition of an elf cuck.

Why is Kerillian such a bitch? The Wood Elves, though a bunch of dicks in TWWH if you have low relations with them, werent as much of an asshole compared to Kerillian.

Yes, but also a genuinely sympathic Asur that improved relationship with other races.

Kinda off-topic and random question but how would Guts from Berserk do in Warhammer? Would he just join the empire and fight Chaos ?

That's because he was too weak to make Ulthuan great again. Should have abdicated the throne to Malekith from the start. Then he would have done some serious cultural enrichment.

>The TK are one of the rare examples of undead that aren't completely evil

Didn't Settra sacrifice his son to the gods? I'd say human sacrifice is pretty evil.

behead those who insult Sigmar
long live the empire

>rule tied with diplomacy with other races
>literal super cuck
what did GW mean by this

>tragic Chaos champion backstory #2433412

No. He'd probably head south to Estalia and join the Dogs of War and be a mercenary.

Vermintide is created by swedish company.

Nothing is wrong if it is for the glory of Settra.

Can you only speak in new Sup Forums buzzwords? This is a horrible weekend to be on Sup Forums.

Its a defense mechanism to what she's going through. Still an elfshit though.

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>This is a horrible weekend to be on Sup Forums.
That's not how you spell "decade".

Bretonnia are the true heroes.
Empire is rightful Vladdy Daddy clay.
Karl Franz is a bunch of rats in disguise.

Bretonnia is Arthurian legend but French, which is literally the most heretical fucking combination you can even conceive. They took the fucking fundamental parts of BRITISH arthurian legend.. And then made them French... Literally Britain's worst enemy for a thousand fucking years.

To this day I fucking hate French people. They're cowards, stuck up, the lot of them absolute cunts. That's not even counting losing both world wars despite being on the winning side and being at war with Britain on and off since like 1066.

What they've done with Bretonnia is basically like designing a faction based around Nazi Germany but making them Jewish. It's like designing a faction around white nationalism but making them black. It's like designing a faction around Romans but making them Carthage. It's like designing a faction around "god hates fags" but making them all faggots.

I will never not be disgusted by Bretonnia. I will never play Bretonnia. I will enter diplomacy with Bretonnia or Bretonnian players and I always go out of my way to destroy Bretonnia no matter what.

Fuck you you fancy french poofs.

brets are horsefuckers who worship an elf
worse than snowniggers

>t. Mohammed

Can you put a seal on your "muh Sup Forums' butt-hurt just for one thread? Its people because of people like you that making such posts more fun.

>rats in disguise
Doesn't exist

>Arthurian legend but French
The Arthurian legend is germano-franko user. Brits just imported it and made their own fanfiction.

You do realize the Arthurian Mythos started was kickstarte by Le Morte D'Arthur right, a French script?

>they will never make the wood elf campaign not terrible in total war

As if the British are somehow good. Remember that both them and the French sided with the Ottoman Empire against Russia.

t. Lindybiege

Heh, no.
If you’re not a noble they’re the single most repressive regime in the setting, which is pretty fucking impressive when you remember that includes the Skaven.

>t, Mohammed meme

Okay Akbar.

>Karl Franz is doubly non-existent
Reikland was a mistake.

Here is an example of ideal Bretonnian Knight

I'm voting right-wing in my country as well, and my conservatism is probably why I'm drawn to the faction of declining white guys defending the civilized world. But there is a point when user is basically communicating in memes that it makes the rest of the thread only stupider.

>YOU CAN SEE HER PANTSU
>*FAP FAP FAP*
>BASED JAPAN
>*FAP FAP FAP*

Wood Elves literally, unironically raze the entire old world in the name of the chaos gods if you let them. Kerillian is a saint compared to them.

DID SOMEONE SAY GRUDGES?

>t. averland goat lover

I am baffled by the idiocy of this post.

I don't know what fanfiction you got that from.

More the stupid are the spergs that take it seriously user.

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you never had any culture you can thank Chrétien de Troyes to gave you Arthur

A fallacy, besides the point, not an argument.

I think me might be talking about Tree Hitler, but he's been on meds for more than a year now.

>Random french guy writes about King Arthur hundreds of years later
>Arthurian Legend must be French

Are you that desperate?

Yeah, user specifically mentioned TWWH.

>Bretonnia
Fairy tale kingdom. Shit's nasty if you're a peasant. Though, you'd probably be too inbred to think critically on your situation. Gets destroyed in the End Time.

>Empire
Pretty cool guys. There's decent class mobility and life in the inner cities is possibly the best among the human races. Gets destroyed in the End Times.

>Dwarfs
Kind of autistic, in that they don't breed and lack the capability to adapt to new situations. Lizards fucked them over by rearranging some continents because they realized that plate tectonics are a thing and the land now looks different from their ancient alien cartography. Get destroyed in the End Times

>Lizardmen
If Dorfs are autists, Lizardboys are mega autists. They were created by ancient aliens to carry out mundane tasks. They still follow those instructions to the letter, even if they are several millenia outdated. Escape the End Times by turning their pyramids into rockets.

>Vampire Cunts
A small province of the Empire. Achieved nothing of note. Directly responsible for the end of the world.

>Elves
Three different factions, each representing a historical period of Germany: Druidism, Enlightened Despotism and Nazism. Get destroyed in the End Times

>Greenskins
Best boys. Probably survived the End Times as spores.

>Skaven
Fuck off.

The version of King Arthur that we have now is all thanks to the French version, dimwit. Ever fucking wondered why all the characters had fucking French names?

You almost certainly have no idea what the welsh legends even are, everything you know probably comes from the French. Stop being a bitch. The English nobility spoke French primarily during this time period anyway.

>nut an ahgument
Not arguing sperg. Just pointing out the sperg. Take a chill pill and try not to sit on any more bundles of wood, no person ever ever needs that many sticks up their asses.

He will return to us some day.

t. Khalida

They are like the white race.

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Like the white race how it used to be.

Tree Hitler is gone forever user. Its time to embrace the Eternity King.

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>By Sigmar NO!

No user, this is a very common fallacy to base your argument around how you think the other guy is feeling right now. Just because someone points out how a post is basically just spewing buzzwords doesn't mean the guy behind the screen is fuming. Just because you act deliberately retarded doesn't mean you are sucking twenty nigger dicks right now. But can you disprove that? Or was it actually thirty?

SUMMON

thats why they are the best and funniest race.
this is the prime example how you do fantasyrace right.

k.
whatever makes you feel fine and smart spergo. Keep on it.

How many dicks are you eating right now?

This, is also why I love the Fantasy races so much more than 40k. The clear national identities akin to real life ones make the banter and asshurt so viscerally real

I bet you're a filthy ratfag or chaosfag. Can't deal with getting dunked on by the Slann?