I saw the light was on in your room all night. Enjoying that new Xbox, son?

I saw the light was on in your room all night. Enjoying that new Xbox, son?

When I used to live with my parents, I'd jam a towel under the door so they couldn't tell I was playing games at night. Sometimes, i'd sneak into the hallway at night and put a toy or something right in front of their door so they'd trip on it, giving me a warning to turn off my TV. Man, those were the days. Then I graduated to masturbating in my bed at night and boy, those episodes took a turn.

alright

now I open by malt liquor under my heavy comforter so my parents can't hear

jesus
I do the same with my beer on fridays.
I even put a towel under the door because i know im going to be drunk enough to forget to turn off the lights.

Heh, it's kind of funny because after the divorce, my mom moved back in with me. Is this still considered me living with my mom? If I'm the one paying rent? Anyway, she still wakes up to yell at me about staying up too late. I tell her, mom, I'm a grown ass man, I don't work until noon tomorrow, I can stay up until three in the morning playing video games with no repercussion. Old habits are hard to change, I guess. At least I wash my own skeet blanket now.

Heh, kys

You made your mom handle and wash your skeet blanket previously?

>skeet blanket

is this an american thing?

I didn't make her, but she goes through my room for clothes to wash during laundry day. I had like a dozen hiding places but she eventually found them all.

I wish my dad loved me.

so your mom touched your cum?

Why is my dad a nigger?

Pretty much. I'ts my mom. She's wiped my ass when I was a baby. Sure, it's embarrassing, but it's not the end of the world.

You touched your mother's vagina btw

You need psychological help, all of you.

Time for din dins.

For being growing adolescents at one point in time?

no, it's a NEET thing

I used toilet paper when i was a NEET, then you throw it to the toilet.
A blanket must smell like hell.

>dad knock on door
>open instantly
Why even knock?

Bruh, cum plus any drain is going to be a bad time

Asserting dominance. Like how mine raped me.

stfu normie pos

Yes dad thanks I love you

>they don't just cum into their boxers and then put them in the washing machine

This reminds me of my parents. They ruin my sleep schedule by playing TV loud as fuck at like 2am on a weekday. Then my mom comes to my room at 3am and tells me to go to sleep and get a normal sleeping schedule. It's fucking retarded.

>Snoring from next room over
>Time to get drunk and high and play vidya in bed half naked
>Smash down six pack
>Beer bottles accumulating on bedside
>Try to put down last one
>Right on top of the others
>CHINK DING CLINK CLINK CLINK
>MFW

should have switched to hard liquor

I live in Australia and we have fucked alcohol tax. Unless I want to drink goon/cheap fruity wine which gives you one cunt of a hangover I stick with my beer and homebrew.

close enough for a quick stitch-together

cringe

Stop living with your parents

>tell dad not to disturb me so I can immerse myself in my Sailor Moon visual novel
>an emergency happens and he busts into my room anyway
>right when I'm in the middle of a threesome with two of my schools cheerleaders

God, I was so embarrassed. He still won't let me live that down.

Going to pay my bond cunt? You're welcome to.