He killed millions

He killed millions.

He killed hundreds
To earn millions

What does 47 even spend his money on? This house in blood money was a shithole.

Bird food and cages

Suits

Victoria

Hair conditionner

He runs a seaside orphanage like Kiryu but has a cold, autistic relationship with all the children.

probably donates a large sum to that church he worked in SA, rest for guns.

Suits and taking up every hobby imaginable just in case it is needed for an assassination.

does 47 shave or is he designed to be hairless

Designer ties

He was designed to be hairless. No hair = less traces left on the scene.

not canon
suits, random hobbies that may help him one day and lots of donations

DALE

Plot hole sealant

> Absolution isn’t canon
Um, sweetie...

But he has eyebrows and lashes

Kek

Brows can be penciled in and lashes can be fake

I have actually only played one hitman game (the one with the meat plant with the go go girls) but isn't he just a slave to a corporation?

He would stand out too much if he didn't.

Now imagine that the badass Agent 47 will be crying for mercy in hell

still not as many as nathan "family man" drake

>Clones
>Going to hell

to shave billions

strands of hair

>Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Is this the saddest line of dialogue ever spoken in a video game? Jesus.

No, he IS capitalism

Snail soup! Snail soup!

Honestly he isn't even that super rich.
He has to buy his own equipment and shit. Hell in Hitman 2 he literally says thats it's just a rumor

And yet he has a barcode on his neck.

Is Hitman Mr Worldwide?

He's gone to many countries around the world

My snail soup is the talk of the town!

He killed exactly one person per assignment

Where did this meem come from?

What about the funeral where he killed like 20 people including the priest who did LITERALLY nothing wrong

He was probably pro-refugee

Missions with only one target are extremely rare across the series. There's almost always at least 2 or 3 targets per mission.

was probably a pedo

Name a more POWERFUL final boss

his son was being a man of religion...
...heh...only the weak willed worship a good that isn't themselves....

*sin

I find it kind of funny how Absolution was such a shitshow that the new game, even though it supposedly takes place after Absolution, it never mentions it, ever.

Was probably a catholic

>Luther is still butthurt, after all these years

I mean, canonically he's probably only killed a few dozen.

fuck that level