HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET THROUGH?
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET THROUGH?
Jeremiah Garcia
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Jonathan Powell
Nintendo is LITERALLY just showing naked children now
>B-But they're squids!
No, they're fucking not. They have the size, body, and looks of a fucking 8-12 year old child. And Nintendo is literally dressing them up in bikini's, mini skirts, and high heels.
You literally cannot defend this.
Logan Perez
Why are they creating artificial octolings.
Hudson Edwards
As long as they don't show the actual genitalas, they're fine to do as they please, user. The kids are also stylized enough to pass through the ratings.
The game is made for the new generation of kids that are dumped straight into the fashion and narcissism of today, while going for something that made the 90s good
Alexander Walker
>all nudity is sexual
John Scott
>that hip to waist ratio
>8-12
lol
are you so detached from reality that you think this looks like an irl child
Joseph Allen
Fucking degenerate kid fucker.
Brandon Peterson
>this thread again
OP, if you want a loli thread, you need only to ask.
Joshua Lee
WE WUZ CLONEZ N SHIT
Oliver Wilson
Face of a killer
Josiah King
Mix breeding.
>no memories
>ruined test lab
>fewer tentacles than average octolings
Oliver Ross
the way the chicks move their hips when they walk makes me diamonds
Isaiah Perry
all children 8-12 have baby making hips btw
anything that doesn’t have large breasts is a child
Carson Reyes
Buddy if I was trying to turn this into a squidgirls thread you would know
There's nothing sexual about the shot in OP's image. From what we've been told it seems like the Octoling featured in the trailer is actually some kind of experiment, maybe a hybrid. Her floating in the tank there is her being grown/cloned/"born".
Jackson Lopez
What's the tactical purpose of giving them large hips? was the scientist just a horny fuck?
Luis Morris
Fucking degenerate kid fucker.
Leo Garcia
It'd make more sense if what was being shown wasn't 12-15 year olds.
Austin Cooper
Perfection
Luke Taylor
WEREN'T THOSE NIGGS LIKE 8FT TALL?
Joshua James
but they're squids in a videogame lol
Adrian Williams
Logan Watson
That's just how both species are
If you think them being adolescents makes it more sexual you have some warped perceptions
For the record mature Inklings (those able to take humanoid form) are 14 minimum.
Joseph Lee
was that a biggie tupac reference?
Luis Green
devs know some of their fans are pedophiles
also legal age in japan is 14
Dylan Thompson
Japan is full of pedos and thus cares less, this should be blatant knowledge to non-newfags by now.
Logan Martin
Ethan Thomas
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Fucking Nintendo is alright.
Colton Green
Those are actually Octopuses, not Squids for your information.
Wyatt Williams
You're thinking that naked children have a sexual connotation. You should seek help you pedo.
Aiden White
>that fucking Chad Stride
Josiah James
They literally can't take a human form until they're 14. They're teens.
Nathan Morris
All Octolings are artificial. Octarians do not naturally take the form of little girls.
Nicholas Jenkins
Helps them keep a larger center of gravity
Joshua Sanders
I seriously hope Agent 3 is the final boss.
Brandon Morgan
autist
Gabriel Cox
This is pretty cool, actually
Adrian Wilson
>You literally cannot defend this.
defend this *whips out cock*
Luis Peterson
"You're a KID now"
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Easton Lewis
Question
Why do Americans always think nudity = sex? Like they can’t seem to just see nudity as just that, nudity.
Mason Torres
Heck off you slut.
I bet you shower naked too,you fucking whore.
Oliver Thomas
I don't know Mohammad, of course fucking minors is a UK past time as of now.
Jack Foster
Jack Stewart
Pure rival material
Aiden Howard
You think the disgusting pieces of shit pedophiles on this site care? They love this stuff.
Jason Walker
basically the remnants of puritan culture
Levi Cruz
> past time
Ayden Bennett
Yeah but they're sexy
Dylan Martin
Because America was founded by people who left Europe because it was far too free for them. Inside the mind of every American is the deep desire to put on a funny hat and a chastity belt and sail west across the ocean.
Nolan Ortiz
I like how her face shows a mix of childish innocence with killer instincts, like those evil dolls from horror movies.
James Kelly
Wrong. Puritans were hardcore Chrisitians. This is the result of Jewish/feminist conditioning
Oliver Wright
>Inside the mind of every American is the deep desire to put on a funny hat and a chastity belt and sail west across the ocean.
And we did that to Japan, and that's why they can't show penises in their porn.
Really makes you think.
Noah Peterson
It would be funny if Agent 3 started off predictably mute but started randomly speaking at some point.
Chase Wilson
They had to stop the rampant rape in the baby years of america so they instilled the idea that nudity=sex
Justin Thomas
Yes, and?
Adrian Robinson
Jason Foster
Did you throw this much of an autism fit over Metroid Other M showing naked infant Samus?
Adam Perry
these are not the hips of a child
Evan Thomas
I don’t remember that part
Hudson Lewis
>and not a single fuck was given that day
Andrew Perry
These are only naked kids. It's your ptoblem if you see some sexual connotation IN A COUPLE OF NAKED KIDS ON A VIDEOGAME FOR KIDS, TARGETED FOR KIDS.
Eli Richardson
You can argue that for as long as they aren't depicted in a slutty way or with revealing genitalia, it's alright if they're shown to be vat-grown
It's going to happen in the future
Gavin Cook
Comments like these really make me want /l/ back to scare the new away.
David Walker
>You literally cannot defend this.
>being so insecure you forbid people to answer you and order them to believe this means you are right
leftards, not even once.
Levi Thompson
>squids have giant hips because squids need to give birth to babies with giant heads
L
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Jayden Diaz
That is not sure. It is stated those "look like octoling". It's pretty possible it would be something like "lol, we fucked up genetics to change inkling human form hair to look like octoling hair".
I will not be surprised if Marina is that "inkling" too.
Thomas Cox
The game also states they take their humanoid form at 14, so all the inklings are at least 14. No fucking coincidence, must be why they think it's okay to sexualize them.
Brody Nguyen
Jason Morris
The first few seconds of the game, it shows naked baby Samus in the fetal position floating in space before going to the flashback of the final battle of Super Metroid.
Jackson White
Apart from the fact that there's a huge fucking difference between drawn cheese pizza and photographed cheese pizza, this is literally not the place for you if you think the only way to depict a human is if he show signs of being 18+
Owen Edwards
Robert Thomas
LA CREATURA
Dylan Nelson
>2018
>falling for the poisoned well phallacy
It's a bland rethoric phallacy m8 don't take the bait.
Nathan Brooks
learn to bait better. Lurk more.
Austin Martin
>lore implications about some sort of fucked up cloning procedure being done on a race of sentient beings
>"OHHHH MAGAHD THEY ARE NAAAAAKEEEEEEEEED"
god, shut up also >>>
Owen Robinson
Go back to Taringa
Charles Diaz
Based Nintendo
Adrian Evans
not a huge difference. You are a pedo if you like drawn aswell
Hunter Perez
So you think all works of art made over the last few thousand years featuring naked children as central or background are solely for jerking off to?
Evan Cooper
Federal is 13, but every prefecture has it set to much higher.
Sebastian Robinson
Daily reminder that USA is the only place where they think drawn CP is as degenerate as IRL CP
Jace Lopez
Am I the only one that just keeps hearing
>Thirsty
>Are you thirsty
in the lyrics of that song over and over?
Christian Morales
Japan is up on some スプラトゥーン.
Jackson Allen
Being this much of a newfag. Trying to bait again after noone swallows the bait. oh. Lurk more fag
Cameron Hernandez
Aren't there some prefectures that allow it if you have an agreement between parents and the two get married? 13's just can't consent by themselves.
Cooper Ramirez
Delete that pic of my daughter now. It was supposed to belong in the family album
Tyler Russell
M8 I don't know what the hell are you thinking but I'm on your side of the argument.
No I don't think that every piece of art is depicted for sexual pleasure as I previously stated here:
Leo Gonzalez
Luke Baker
>yfw octoling buttjob with leather skirt on
Parker Morales
Kevin Allen
thats bullshit
everyone thinks that theyre just fine with fucking children
Angel Jones
Sebastian Hernandez
but they make my dick happy
Xavier Brown
Imagine being the kind of person who doesn't like loli.
Brayden Carter
Whatever helps you sleep, kid.
Tyler Watson
>Wigga
Jason Mitchell
Imagine being so brain damaged that you think fictional drawings are equivalent to real life.
Lucas Reed
Imagine being such a degenerate that depictions of children turn you on.
Hudson Bell
>not a tentaclejob
You need to step up in your game nigga
Ian Long
this
and walking in slow mo through a train station for 5 minutes with weird music playing
I think nintendo lost it. Way more cringe than the fractured but whole reveal too
Jaxson Turner
It seems half the people ITT
are this brain damaged, tho. Must be some cultural shit