Start game

>start game
>travel south

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>game forces you north-west
Shit game

Name 5,928,865,849 games that do this

You are facing the south side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded.

>Going west kills you

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>at 27

>travel south
>"You're going the wrong way! You must go east!"
>forces you to turn around
Thanks, idiot play-testers and target demographics for ruining Zelda and Metroid games.

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Based Eastern Europeans shattering expectations once again

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>North is always Ice
>South is always Sand
>West is always Woods
>East is always the Sea

>Travel South
>get fucked by giant mosquito
>travel north
>get fucked by dad
it's not fair why does this keep happening

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Why are there so many grunge threads on Sup Forums recently.

There's no south in 2d platformers.

>start game
>ramble on

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I dont mind them.

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I don't either, but Pearl Jam sucks. Temple of the Dog is okay though.

>but Pearl Jam sucks

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RAMBLE ON BABE

Oh my, there are people who unironically listen to Pearl Jam

AWNAPEELEH
AWNAPORCHSUUUUMLETTAAHHHSETT

>platformer
>start level
>walk backwards
>there's a secret

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>kill boss
>it drops a rotten apple

HEY NA NA NA
INNOCENCE IS OVER

Name 1/4 game that does this

I'M CRAWLING BACK TO STAAAART

FROM THE MOUTHS OF DECADEEEEENCE

They're pretty much the nickelback of the early 90s.

What's your favorite pearl jam song mine's with arms wide open

>tfw people stopped making fun of me in junior high when they found out I listened to Pearl Jam on my walkman
You weren't there man, obviously.

Pearl Jam isn't annoying, though.

Probably because they were afraid you'd shoot up the school

They are to me, though I'll give them credit for at least having all their radio singles sound any different from each other.

i really like the nickleback song "rockstar"

why do people hate this band so senselessly?

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You aren't serious, right?

You're thinking of Collective Soul

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This was before school shootings were even a thing. At most there would be a fight where fifty kids would meet down by the graveyard and watch two people duke it out.

>not going north and survive

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He's correct though.

i am faggot

name me what's exactly wrong with this band

saying they are "generic" was never applicable

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Ah I forget that Columbine happened in 1999 and not 1994 sometimes

don’t follow is one of the best songs i ever hear ; - |

>start game
>JUMP IN THE COCKPIT AND START UP THE ENGINE

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C O M F Y

Isn't the name gay enough alone?

Layne had a hard life at least he died playing vidya.

THESE WOOOOOOOUNDS THEY WILLLLL NAT HEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

AIC are mostly shit desu. OP's album is the only okay one, and that other short EP, too.

Nirvana were always better than AIC desu.

Pearl jam doesn't suck

it's just rare that their first album is also their best


like they basically de evolved

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Shit I just looked it up, it actually was '99

DUDE HEROIN LMAO

Just like Nirvana, Bleach was amazing.

angry chair is genuinely good

they both have tons of hit and misses

the mtv unpluggs were kino as fuck though

>it's just rare that their first album is also their best
That's a common thing

>it's just rare that their first album is also their best
80% of all the bands created disagree with you

>you can go north forever

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> tfw refuse to sell out to the music industry for most of your career by barely making videos after your first hit album, battling ticketmaster and just focussing on the music.

> get compared to nickelback by some shitkid 20 years later

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>the map is a globe
>the world is actually flat

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