>start game
>travel south
Start game
>game forces you north-west
Shit game
Name 5,928,865,849 games that do this
You are facing the south side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded.
>Going west kills you
>at 27
>travel south
>"You're going the wrong way! You must go east!"
>forces you to turn around
Thanks, idiot play-testers and target demographics for ruining Zelda and Metroid games.
Based Eastern Europeans shattering expectations once again
>North is always Ice
>South is always Sand
>West is always Woods
>East is always the Sea
>Travel South
>get fucked by giant mosquito
>travel north
>get fucked by dad
it's not fair why does this keep happening
Why are there so many grunge threads on Sup Forums recently.
There's no south in 2d platformers.
>start game
>ramble on
I dont mind them.
I don't either, but Pearl Jam sucks. Temple of the Dog is okay though.
>but Pearl Jam sucks
RAMBLE ON BABE
Oh my, there are people who unironically listen to Pearl Jam
AWNAPEELEH
AWNAPORCHSUUUUMLETTAAHHHSETT
>platformer
>start level
>walk backwards
>there's a secret
>kill boss
>it drops a rotten apple
HEY NA NA NA
INNOCENCE IS OVER
Name 1/4 game that does this
I'M CRAWLING BACK TO STAAAART
FROM THE MOUTHS OF DECADEEEEENCE
They're pretty much the nickelback of the early 90s.
What's your favorite pearl jam song mine's with arms wide open
>tfw people stopped making fun of me in junior high when they found out I listened to Pearl Jam on my walkman
You weren't there man, obviously.
Pearl Jam isn't annoying, though.
Probably because they were afraid you'd shoot up the school
They are to me, though I'll give them credit for at least having all their radio singles sound any different from each other.
i really like the nickleback song "rockstar"
why do people hate this band so senselessly?
You aren't serious, right?
You're thinking of Collective Soul
This was before school shootings were even a thing. At most there would be a fight where fifty kids would meet down by the graveyard and watch two people duke it out.
>not going north and survive
He's correct though.
i am faggot
name me what's exactly wrong with this band
saying they are "generic" was never applicable
Ah I forget that Columbine happened in 1999 and not 1994 sometimes
don’t follow is one of the best songs i ever hear ; - |
>start game
>JUMP IN THE COCKPIT AND START UP THE ENGINE
C O M F Y
Isn't the name gay enough alone?
Layne had a hard life at least he died playing vidya.
THESE WOOOOOOOUNDS THEY WILLLLL NAT HEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
AIC are mostly shit desu. OP's album is the only okay one, and that other short EP, too.
Nirvana were always better than AIC desu.
Pearl jam doesn't suck
it's just rare that their first album is also their best
like they basically de evolved
Shit I just looked it up, it actually was '99
DUDE HEROIN LMAO
Just like Nirvana, Bleach was amazing.
angry chair is genuinely good
they both have tons of hit and misses
the mtv unpluggs were kino as fuck though
>it's just rare that their first album is also their best
That's a common thing
>it's just rare that their first album is also their best
80% of all the bands created disagree with you
>you can go north forever
> tfw refuse to sell out to the music industry for most of your career by barely making videos after your first hit album, battling ticketmaster and just focussing on the music.
> get compared to nickelback by some shitkid 20 years later
>the map is a globe
>the world is actually flat