>Tony Versace? Never thought they would release him.
Tony Versace? Never thought they would release him
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How's the suntan?
Dumb. Florida. Moron.
Coming in pretty good
no my motorcycle
>one of the best aesthetics ever created on a game
>they only do it once
It's pretty much a fact at this point that the next GTA will be set in Vice City so we can hope that they scrap the gay ass smartphones and give us another 80's experience. My biggest complaint with the new gen GTA games is that the games are not trying to be movie parodies anymore.
what do you mean I'm funny?
>I poke my head out the gutter for one freakin second and fate shovels shit in my face
>give us another 80's experience
they'll never do '80s twice, at least not now, and not for a really long fucking time.
it will either be modern or something else, but yeah next game will most likely be set in vice city, or a brand new location entirely (but one previously mentioned in the GTA games).
I actually want GTA to do future sci fi again like in GTA2. That was the best setting GTA ever had imo. Would fucking love to see a next gen game set in future GTA2 world.
J-Just, y-you know the way you tell the story, i-it's funny
You shoulda told him to get his shinebox
I can agree that the GTA2 setting was amazing but it wasn't really sci-fi, it was just their small idea of how the near future that we live in now might look from their perspective which they clearly display in the intro movie. Honestly GTA2 is my second favorite GTA after Vice City, it's the first one I played and it still holds up today, I've always wanted them to bring back the Zaibatsu corporation because that shit was fun.
Didn't you hear? I don't do shines no more
>I'll give them something to clean, their own blood drenched overalls!
>give us another 80's experience
lmao we all know that's not happening
That's exactly what I said
COME HERE AND SIT ON MY KNEE
i knew a guy who unironically thought his name was Tommy ViceCity
>Next game won't take place in Jersey
>You will never join the Sopranos crew
What's the point?
>Tommy ViceCity
oh my god why have I never seen this before.
but GTA IV has jersey
Terrible render. Should look like Liotta
Twice
Really? I don't remember that at all
>Tommy ViceCity
well yeah
the entire alderney island is supposed to be jersey, it's why they could leave it out of chinatown wars
Alderney is literally the biggest parts of Jersey all mixed together
>Cmon I just got back in town, I haven't seen ya, and I'm just bustin' ya bawls heeya, what's the mattah wit you?
IS THIS ME?
FORGEDABOUDIT MARIO
>inb4 it's Nu-80s with never ending Family-Guy-tier satire of the 80s
heya mario lets swing by the badabing bing wahoo check out some-o the talent eh?
When you're trying to sleep at night wondering why your uncle buttfucked you, this is one of the reasons
The 80's, unfortunately, has been ruined.
The fuck is wrong with his leg
>he doesn't get the longcat reference
why is his right leg so fucking long ?
the 80's were never good. the only people who like the 80's are hipsters 90's born kids who feel like lewronggeneration because they have an iq higher than 80
He got too much longer leg. lol
The best part about the eighties is not having to live during it but getting all the cool and cheesy hit that came out of it
feelsgudman
I don't feel like I'm in the wrong generation, I just like the 80s aesthetics. They're much better than modern aesthetics, honestly you have to be a huge faggot not to think so.
Whoa, what's your fucking problem pal!
>Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
someone post the leaked script that has iron giant doing gun kata's with a laser gun
Nope. No thank you. Don't do that.
>a fact
source?
I remember it as "Never thought they'd let him out."
It was clearly "I doubted that he would be returned to us" did you even play the game
The source is common sense, faggot
the same common sense that thought GTA V was going to be in vice city? lol okay.
It's okay, son. Your dad raping you was wrong but he loves you. Don't cry.
you were wrong once, you'll be wrong again. and if you're right, you'll have to play as a girl, making you a fag.
>you'll have to play as a girl, making you a fag.
says someone who would rather stare at a man's ass lol
I'M GONNA SHUT THAT BIG MOUTH OF YOURS
Will you be working for my father?
just bite the bullet and transition already, it's the 21st century. hormones aren't that expensive. don't live in denial through video games.
fuckin' snake without a tongue
still the best protag
I would like you to introduce yourself to my daughter, Subaru
This entire thread is filling me with nostalgia I didn't think I would ever get. I'm drunk and miserable. I guess imma replay some old goodies.
Jej. Thread theme: youtube.com
>you now realise GTAIII's plot was the result of a huge weeaboo who wants to join the Yakuza, with a femdom fetish
asuka a qt
>We will never see Tommy again or at least with Ray Liotta because he hated working with Rockstar so much.
It's a shame that besides Claude, the in-game models weren't accurate to concept art at all
>Ray Liotta said he would never go back
>Rockstar themselves released the story of how they inadvertently pissed off Burt Reynolds
What is wrong with these people and celebrity VAs
>tfw you only get to fuck her in advance
>honestly you have to be a huge faggot not to think so.
is that even a question???? he is a massive faggot.
>tommy vercetti? huh shieet nevereltemalayema
is GTA III worth playing today? i played it as a kid and thought it was the greatest shit ever, but what the fuck did i know
how does it hold up?
i think claude's art was drawn MUCH later, too.
>Implying
lol it'll be liberty city a-fucking-gain because rockstar is obsessed with NYC
Man the ps2 era gta models were ugly as shit. Guess it couldn't be helped though. Also I really miss that more cartoonish artstyle the games had.
Long leg is long
I heard this entire scene was improvised. Neat if true.
Any time I replay GTA III, the only complaint I really have about it is you can't jump out of cars. You need to come to a full stop before you get out.
Gotta source on that?
I think 3's style is best overall. Even with Vice City, they began to dial down on the more cartoonish jank that it had. I think the series worked best as some sort of fucked up looking lego experiment and the realistic visuals killed the dev's motivation to do outlandish and edgy stuff like dismemberment
they have that gta3 in vice city mod. dont know if they ever, modded over everything, but they added bikes
>Gotta source on that?
i never saw it until the 10th anniversary
same with pic related
oh yea and i hated that too
>oh fuck cars on fire, cars on fire GET OUT
fucking FUUUUUUUCK
You could at least put a little effort into it kiddo
But I was born in 86
Well shit, you're right. If that's the case though, they can imitate their old style really well.
hmmm... NICE BIKE
The only aspect of Claude's look that didn't quite ''fit'' was his age-unless this is a picture of younger, pre-prison Claude.
ready player one is ready
In the U.S., the 1980s were rightfully remembered as wonderful, a divorce from the tumultuous 1970s.
I don't know man, his model is really inconsistent. The one used in the very first cutscene had him very old looking. Then the one used in gameplay and other scenes for PS2/PC has him looking early 30's at best, with a strong Asian look to him. It was only the Xbox model that got him to look both old and American. Pic related
I was one of those guys.
i thought he looked really baby faced in the intro cutscene to be honest
also one thing that annoys the shit out of me is that his textures are unfiltered for some reason on the PC version
Hellooooooo! Viiiiice Cityyyyy! ¿Cómo te sientes? ¿Ah? ¡Yo personalmente me quiero asesinar! Mi esposa es tremenda gorda, y nunca me hace el amor. Me estoy cingando a la secretaria y ¡nunca pago mis taxes! Pero, ¿qué importa eso? Aquí tenemos la música que tu quieres oir, en la emisora número 1 de Vice City, rrrradio Espantoso.
>GTA3 was in 2001
>GTA4 in 2008
Makes sense
You are now aware that HD era is longer than 3 era
I thought he looked about right for his age. If he was 18 at the youngest in GTA:SA he'd be at least 27 in III. A lot of people were claiming he was the GTA 2 Claude Speed but the dates don't match up so I doubt it.
Supposedly that has something to do with the game automatically scanning your rig to see what textures to utilise.
>You are now aware that HD era is longer than 3 era
That's not surprising. It lasted less than 5 years and every game was on the same console.
this picture really pisses me off
doubt it.
I thought he said "don't floor that moron", as in, don't avenge the guy he ran over.