HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GAME SO PERFECT BROS

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GAME SO PERFECT BROS
>The arcade games were kinda interesting
>The nes game were super fun for such old tech
>The snes game was amazing
>The fucking wii game is goat
EVERYTHING is perfect, the music, sfx, voices, designs, animation, lore, literally perfection
If Nintendo makes a new punch out that will follow the trend and be even better than the last one I will seriously consider buying the shitty switch

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Wait this isn't Splatoon

I don't think it can be topped. Unless you include the characters in Super

>The snes game was amazing

not really

of course using real stars would be expensive, but it would be kinda cool a punch out with rocky setting with stallone coaching little mac through rocky and puch out fighters

NLG developed it
Nobody knows what they've been making since Federation Force

>Cycle 1 is easy shit
>Cycle 2 makes you lose to Glass Joe

Sometimes I swear I feel like I'm the only one that thought Super Punch-out was junk.

Imagine it now
>Punch out featuring john cena
>Sells more copies than 2k19
>2k goes out of business
>no more shit sports games

a guy can dream can't he?

>Unless you include the characters in Super
Ideally you would add characters till every major country was represented (South Africa, Brasil, Poland, UK, China, Greece etc. were missing)

>racist trash

Beating Sandman was one of the greatest feelings I've ever experienced

Why the hell haven't we received a sequel yet? It's like Nintendo reinvigorates a classic series (Punch-Out!!!, Kid Icarus), the game sells great, and then they leave it to die again.

It’s not racist if the stereotypes are likeable

>title defense bald bull

who was your wall Sup Forums?

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It's like their developers are working on other shit or something.

Sakurai's stuck making Smash Bros. and Next Level are probably working on Luigi's Mansion

Bald bull on the second go around took me longer than I'd like to admit

You named it

It's one of the only games i'd consider perfect, this and tetris.

>easily pushed through and beat SNES and Wii punch outs
>still can't beat the piston honda refight in NES punch out

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Having the Wii game exist at all was such a delight and treasure. I might have to play it tonight.

This is definitely a top 10 wii game. I think people's indifference to boxing in this modern era is a big reason people don't ever talk about it. It's the only thing I can think of. This game was absolutely awesome.

Also insanely underrated is this series of advertisements.

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>TD Macho Man
>DK

>Against Piston Honda? We're gonna be saying Sayonara to him
>...
>That's Japanese for goodbye

Second best online ad next to the Wairo Shake It! Where they faked a Youtube layout to have the entire thing fall apart as the video played.

pause >>> normal
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Have a link? I never saw that one.

The SNES game was worse than the NES game.

it's the first video m8

Its not racist if its racist to everyone as well. If you show that every country is shit, you're not preaching superiority so its fine.

youtube.com/watch?v=yLJzo72vnzI
Obviously you can't see the original and the layout changed, but yeah. Imagine the video being the full screen.

I'd rather it evolve into an actual full boxing game.

The gameplay as it is was/is the equivalent of a mobile game nowadays.

Fuck off. Seriously fuck off.
Punch Out is a puzzle fighter that’s also a boss rush. Stripping the puzzle element away and making it a boxing game is so boring, kill yourself so your trash taste doesn’t pollute the gene pool.

t. guy who doesnt get it

Because those series don't have dedicated development teams like Mario and Zelda do.

Most of you fuckers didn't even get to fight Doc Louis, and never will, because you chose a fucking stupid Mario hat and are too lazy to pirate it.

Exclusive gameplay like that is my favorite.

>That fucking shimmy he does before his jab
Everyone went through this. TD Glass Joe isn't even that hard, I think it's just that everyone's expectations were so low because it was Glass fucking Joe that they got blindsided.

also because you'd be used to fast punches that joe's slow punches get you

Punch-Out! Switch
I'm still waiting Nintendo

:^)

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Luigi's Mansion 3DS 'remake'

It wouldn't go well in todays climate.
It's 2018

Till this day I have never gotten past Sandman on NES.

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>TD Macho as a wall
>not TD Popinski or TD Bull
You serious, man? TD Macho felt like a vacation after those two.

It absolutely was.

The secret to beating TD Glass Joe is blocking everything

Peak casual

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But the hat is pretty cool, I still have mine

Huh, I never really checked the pause music

The way to top it is to add 2 player VS.

I wish they would do Strikers 3 or Mysterious Castle

What nationality would you call Little Mac?

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Wii Punch Out was a god damn miracle. The only flaw was the lack of subtitles for the opponents.

We need a Super Punch Out ASAP. Including multiplayer where one of the players can play as the opponents.

italian american

It took out all the precision and all the boxers were fucking cheaters.

I literallly cried because I couldn't get past TD Hondo. It got much easier after learning the camera trick but even them beating Hippo and Bull was insanity. And don't get me started on DK.

spaghetti american, like Rocky

>TD Hondo Rush
>figuring out how to beat TD Hippo
>desperately trying to find stars while fighting Bull just to lose them before you can knock him out
Ironically the greatest wall is TD Glass Joe because you never see it coming and he fucks you in the ass.

is that why he's never fought an italian stereotype?

>TD Bull can only be knocked down with a star punch
I think I've only beat him once ever and I'm pretty sure I just got lucky

It's one of the most faithful modern sequels to an old game I've ever played. I absolutely loved it.

What? There's precision to SP-O!, Nintendo Power even made a mini-guide on how to get everyone down with really fast times.
For instance, five straight lefts and two rights to Gabby's face followed by a single Super punch staggers him. Super punch his gut with precise timing and he's down. If he gets back up (unlkely), one more Super to his gut and he's done in under 7 seconds.

>that blonde on the right
Porn when?

TD Soda popinski. I learned later to not hit the soda out of his hand.

>not the brunette

>Who is Pizza Pasta?

You are forgetting my boy Pizza Pasta

>losing to Soda
>ever
He is easy as fuck. Easier than Macho Man.

>a game with an ENTIRELY male cast
too sexist for 2018

>Every race is being parodied
They're stereotypes, dumbass

>watching TD Mr Sandman
>he does a dempsey roll
actually pretty cool

Hell even calling them stereotypes is reaching after the Wii game. We learned that they are the only characters from their own countries who look the way they do (other NPCs look normal during cutscenes) and they are anything but one dimensional. Even the "bad" ones like Ryan and Macho Man are jerks at worst. I would say they are on the same tier as the TF2 mercs for screaming their nationalities through character design but having more depth than that.

They're fun as fuck even if they're stereotypes. The fact that they all speak their native language makes it better.

Literally git gud

I don't think that they are talking about difficulty

i haven't played this game in a very long time, so i don't remember much, but why was title defense soda popinski the hardest enemy in the entire game, even harder than title defense sandman and bald bull?

you literally can't react to his attacks past a certain point, they're way too fast

i'm not saying he's impossible or anything and I 100%'ed this game, but I'm just confused as to why he basically becomes impossible to fight past a certain point

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>audio ques: the game
9/10, pretty good.

I wish they would remaster this. It deserves it more than Captain Chode and Hyrule Warriors.

>we're at the point where we wish for remasters because sequels are never good enough

i would fucking nut if they made a brand-new punch out game for the switch

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Playing Viewtiful Joe right now. Gonna hook my Wii back up and play No More Heroes. I'll give this another try then as well.

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I would love a new Punch-Out. All I'd want is better graphics, maybe some new punching patterns and counters, and more guys to punch. It's not hard, Nintendo.

Post sequel ideas:
>Punch-Out but Little Mac has fallen on hard times and has to compete in an Ultimate Surrender style boxing league where the loser gets fucked in the ass on film
>TD mode: You get to fight shemales and then either fuck or get fucked by them

/d/ please leave

It should obviously be the Creed to Mac’s Rocky

BUILDING CASTLES IN THE SKY

Also, how the hell did they manage to come up with a BETTER theme for the series?

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>"Join the MyNintendo program today, Mac!"
>"But Doc, that program is fucking shit and has nogaems."

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I meant they throw sand at you or kick you.

Also super punch out is easy as fuck.

>TD Bald Bull
>TD Popinski

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But it can all be done with button mashing.

They could do a twist on the "Get Back Up" button mashing portion when Little Mac gets knocked down, except instead of struggling to stand you mash buttons to prevent your opponent from sliding any deeper into your ass and then roughly fucking you.
Like, Mac gets hit, goes down on all fours. Sandman grabs him by the hips and pulls his pants down. You button mash to make Mac squirm. Sandman's cock teases Mac's butthole. Mash some more. Sandman gets the head in, but Mac manages to stand up before he can be impaled by the full length

We need
>Punch Out 2
Including the opps from SPO and a few new ones. Also a refined versus mode and Mac as a secret boss.
>Punch Out: Rising Star
Story focused prequel taking place in the 70s about a younger Doc Louis inventing the Star Punch and falling from grace. Would include Arm Wrestling characters, Arcade Punch Out opps that haven't been used yet and a few new ones.
>Punch Out collection
All three games in one. Versus mode would be updated so player 1 can play as either Mac, the PO2 protag (who would use the knockout punch from the SNES game) or Doc Louis. Player 2 would be able to control every single opponent from all three games.

I want a sequel taking place years later about a new kid being trained by Mac himself because Doc is too old. He could be the blonde kid from the SNES game.

i had a few walls (even before title defense), made me think i actually suck at video games. at least i didn't lose to TD glass joe like some people though. i never got around to beating TD sandman. 3fast5me

I think hyper aggression is the key to beating Sandman, every wink is an opportunity for a hit.

Oh right and somehow squeeze the sci fi Power Punch 2 foes somewhere. My idea was a cameo from Mr Dream in one of the games where he would be a fictional boxing themed super hero protecting "Dream Land" from evil cyborgs and aliens. His cartoon could be one of Mac's inspirations.

It's my second favorite Wii game.

I will never get over how absolutely faithful this game was, how it handled all the opponents, made Aran Ryan into...perfection, kept all the goofy light racism, and honestly handled its difficulty well. The first cycle is there for people to feel like they beat the game in a satisfactory manner, but that second cycle...that's for the people that beat old Punch Out games. God, I replay it every year and snapped Doc Louis' Punch Out up in that last chance Club Nintendo sale a few years back.

I'd have loved more new boxers than 3 Aran Ryan is pretty much new in my eyes but what we got i'm very thankful for.

la creatura...

i remember doing better when i was reckless so i think you may have something there

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>tfw Soda Popinski in NES fucking floored me and made me give up

>if you win, you can take my ass

fuck you not if you dont know that you can manipulate the fight