When did you last throw a controller and what game were you playing?

when did you last throw a controller and what game were you playing?
>this past friday night
>Skullgirls (wrecked repeatedly by a good peacock)

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Control your emotions. Fucking Jesus Christ. Walk away! The only way to work yourself up like that is if you knew you were at the exploding point and kept going anyway. What is wrong with you people?

never because im not a fucking child/nigger

only niggers throw their controller

I've never thrown my controller because I'm not autistic.

The worst I've ever done to a controller is drop it accidentally in shock, I'm too concerned about serious damage being done to throw something that expensive purposefully.

Here come the limp-wristed, weak-jawed, pasty beta male faggots who insist that they're too "mature" and "above" such juvenile outbursts when the reality is that heightened anger and aggression is a byproduct of high testosterone levels. Nothing wrong with getting mad you little posturing queers.

never, learn to grow up

Only fighting games/rocket league can get me worked up enough to want to do that- so I usually toss it on my bed(on a pillow) and walk away for a second.

I'm too good to be in a situation where I'd be mad at a game

grow up

>being so low test you've never gotten that mad at a video game before
Either that or you only play games for sissies.

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Exactly.
I threw it at couch cushions anyway if it helps all you cucks.

bait

your mental fortitude is absolutely pathetic if you cant control yourself from damaging your own belongings over trivial matters

>not getting super pissed for only a second because you calm yourself immediately afterwards

That's a skill that only comes with maturity and wisdom.

this honestly

I once shoved a tv remote up my ass when my dad cancelled my wow subscription.

There’s nothing wrong with being passionate, or being angry, even. The problem, the “immature” part, is submitting to every violent or destructive impulse your retard brain compells you towards.

high test meets low test: the thread
always fun

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lmao what a fucking dumbass

>when was the last time a book was so hard to read that you threw it at your bookshelf?

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>B-B-But causing serious damage to expensive electronics is signs of My High Testosterone! You have to break something on purpose at least once in your life!

Confirmed Soyboys.

The last time I threw a controller was when they didn't cost 80 fucking dollars.

>when was the last time a recipe was so hard you threw the pan at the stove?

>retard brain
Spotted the guy who makes fun of people that go to the gym and insists he spends his time better lmao

And here's the guy that never leaves his house to begin with.

I drove my elbow into a wall and left a dent because I was on a losing streak in ARMS.

But honestly I rage all the time at games - with any competitive game you can’t really get good until you’ve let yourself get ultra-mad and moved past it. Otherwise you’re just repressing it. Literally holding yourself back emotionally.

>When was the last time your life was so hard you committed suicide?

I bang my table instead. Controllers aren't cheap

>game hard, make uggbugg mad, uggbugg must smash

Drunkenly spiked my controller after failing 30+ times to cut Kalameet's tail. Didn't even want the stupid-ass weapon, but I wasn't going to NOT cut it.

It's been a good while. It was either a replay of Dark Souls, back when I took the game way too seriously, where I died to O&S and destroyed a DS3, or it was Dark Souls 2 where I was farming for like hours for that goddamn motherfucking Drakekeeper set and ultra greatsword and I got so fed up I destroyed a DS4.
Haven't thrown a controller in a long time now though, although I was getting close to doing so when fighting Nigel in the Monster Hunter World beta.

When I was like 14. So over a decade ago which means it's hard to remember what game it was. I had a weird autistic response once, I bit a PS2 controller so hard it actually broke a chunk of it.

I've grown up now though.

Severe fear or anger causes an amygdala hijack that literally shuts down the critical thinking parts if your brain. It’s part of what activates your “fight or flight” response and the same reason some people panic and crack under pressure - doing obviously retarded things.

Slammed it into the side of my space heater after I realized my Skyrim character got stuck in a death loop after I saved at low health next to some bandit chief or something. The heater started smelling like burning so I unplugged it and never used it again.

>never
>i'm not a fucking baby/nigger that chimps out and destroys shit over a game of all things

You are a retard who doesn't understand greentexting though.

>Destroying your space heater, the bastion of comfiness
Worse than the destruction of any vidya device desu, you should throw yourself from a rooftop

I mean I agree with you but this guy
is correct.

>itt
>high test alpha males actually means pre-pubescent adults

>actual cuck is confronted with his feminine nature and gets defensive about it
Passivity is low-test and effeminate. There's no sidestepping that fact of nature

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>implying I don't understand
>implying I care

I do, and I don't.

You sure showed me how little you care.

newfag fuck off pls

Using a word like "passivity" is being a fucking chick too

>Look at that guy, he died in a game and didn't attack the TV? What a passive cuck!

Amazing, simply amazing.

No problem Redditfriend. :)

>Also too stupid to have a grasp on the English language
What's another word to describe the ongoing state of being passive, like a pathetic excuse of a man such as yourself?

>literal apes demolishing shit they spend money on and trying to defend it
enjoy spendin a couple gs on another 4k tv i guess lol

never because i'm not an american and can control my emotions

Calm down, cuck. You don't want to break your keyboard now ;)

It makes me believe that a lot of white people are just as bad as niggers. I don't understand what they get out of destroying shit like that.

>actually throwing your controller
Do you suffer from autism?
I've literally never done it, not even as a kid

I'm calm. You seem more invested here than me, since you broke out a smiley and all that. I don't think I'll recover, honestly, but it doesn't answer my question.

This

I'm not that guy though, I don't care what words you use. I just find it funny that you're trying to prove your masculinity by being aggressive towards inanimate objects.

The problem is that you're throwing a tantrum like a toddler. If a nigger would've done the same as OP gif, you faggots would be all "hurr niggers are more primitive and aimalistic cuz higher test n shiet"

I hate people who rage over a fucking game like that

If you've never gotten so pissed off at burning something that you jammed the whole fucking thing into the trash can and let obscenities fly, you're cooking either too much or not enough.

I bet you chug cum because it gives you extra masculinity

They were taught it was okay at an early age because their mommies and daddies replaced broken things because they wouldn't want their Wittle Angels to be angry .

How do you even deal with life? Do you also attack people if you miss the bus?

Last friday, playing Splatoon, tried to turn to shoot a guy too fast and the controller went flying. Mostly an accident, but I'll admit, I was pretty mad at the time, having been on a losing streak in Ranked

Being mad doesn't mean you should chimp out like a fucking nigger

FighterZ

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You had a poor childhood and you want to pretend your upbringing led you to being a more healthy individual. Yet you still hold onto this resentment for people you are envious of, which is pretty unhealthy.

oh shit you mad lmao

You DON'T get pissed off when the driver is off schedule and/or doesn't stop for you? Do you have a life with actual stakes?

>Wasting food over burns

If anything I'd be mad because I'd have to eat it. I'm not wasting food over an insignificant singe. Not like I'm cooking for someone else.

nah, you just seem pretty insecure. gave me a good laugh anyway

Don't you have a store to rob, Jamal?

Rocket league 1v1, I broke my switch because of this

>autists in this thread actually trying to justify throwing little baby tantrums
It's not high-T, you're just retarded and can't stop your anger from showing itself. Might as well be a child

t. woman/child abuser

Depends on the food and the severity, really. If it's a dish that's overcooked but not necessarily burned then tossing it out is a waste. But if I've got chili stuck to the bottom of the pot, the whole thing is just going to taste like ass and I'd rather cut my losses and take something out of the freezer instead.

Wondered how long it would take someone to break their switch playing 1v1

I think Tekken Tag 2?

I've since become too lazy and too cheap to replace broken controllers so I just spout ridiculous salty johns without a mic

I wish I was rich enough to do this.

>playing mario kart 3ds against my gf like 2 days ago
>spend hours hacking and downloading all these games onto our 3ds's
>she loses and actually throws the 3ds that i gave her, hard.

why. its fucking mario kart

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What's the point in having a woman or a child if you can't abuse them? Their tight little assholes are irresistible.

>Passivity
>Means when you lose in a video game you should break your electronics

Yeah I'll be "passive" and not have anger outbursts and smash my stuff any time of the day. What, do you think it's okay to be angry at your job over some event and just punch your computer or something too because it's "high testosterone"? Everyone gets mad, but being able to not express it by throwing a tantrum like a baby is something you should have learned early.

t. Edgelord incel

Did you actually get upset from a joke? lmao calm down nigger, don't get angry over text.

He is right though. I've met the kinda of people who would break their phones because their parents would just get them new ones and they knew it. You could say I'm "jealous" of the fact their parents had enough money to keep chruning out iphones so their lives will probably be easier, but there's no way I wish was anything like them.

I agree it's a bad habit to teach people. But to assume that anyone who gets angry enough to lash out is just a spoilt brat is either stupid, or conflating a tendency you dislike onto a group you already have issues with.

>teenager
>playing Xbox with a bunch of friends
>I stick one of my friends with a plasma grenade from across the map in Halo
>he screams at the top of his lungs
>pulls down his pants and underwear, bends over as far as he can and starts angrily jacking off with his as up in the air
>all the while screaming like a banshee
>we all gang up and beat the shit out of him while he's hunched over
>afterwards he acts offended and asks why we beat him up

We didn't let him hang out with us after that.

Never, because I'm not a deranged mongoloid.

>People thinking destroying property and being an all-around faggot is high-test
>tfw covered in head to toe with so much fucking hair, wank it seven times a day and eat an almost all-meat diet
>tfw rarely ever so much as raise my voice when I'm getting my ass beat in vidya gaems

I'm sorry bud, but what you assume is being high-test is actually just not having any control over yourself. Not being disciplined != being "manly" and high-test. I one time made a friend from here on Sup Forums, he flew out to come visit me. While he stayed over, when my dog started barking at him, he lost his shit and started barking back at my dog to "assert dominance". The next time that fucker would try to "assert dominance" like a fucking troglodyte, he'd be back on that plane to wherever the fuck he came from. This is the same sort of person that thought he was "high-test" for not associating with women.

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dark souls III.
prior to that, NBA 2K6 (haven't played a sports game since).

>Thinking he's hi-test
>Actually eats meat

oo am i laffin

Sounds like you were in the wrong here not your friend.

I hope you ended up apologizing

Staged and gay

The fuck is going on in this picture?

>few weeks ago
>battletoads (NES)
Its final level is a nightmare. I beat it but that and the Rat Race level still manage to cost me a ton of lives every time (and thrown controllers). Good thing NES controllers are a solid brick of plastic.

She likely got her eyeball tattooed like a retard.

Octopuff in Kumquat

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She's unlocked the next level of sharingan. She got an eyeball tattoo and her body rejected it so she had to have her eye removed.

What in the actual flying fuck? I thought eye tattoos were a fucking meme. You're telling me there are people that think there is any sort of dermis in the eye that can retain ink, and people pay real money to give themselves a reason to have themselves blinded?

Oh Jesus, that's rough

Been too long to remember. Used to be a huge rager as a teenager and unemployed adult but ever since I started working I've lost a lot of energy and avoid things that upset me. Nowadays I get mad at work and kick and smash packages if they don't fit in the trucks I'm loading, sorry if any of you guys had your shit come through me lol.