I dare someone to explain to me the entirety of plot of the Kingdom Hearts universe

I dare someone to explain to me the entirety of plot of the Kingdom Hearts universe.

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Sales to the fujoshit disney crowd of Japan.

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>disney try to enter japanese market
>choose a random videogame developer to advertise their cartoons
>???
>profit

Damn

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I want to marry and impregnate Brigitte Quinn.

Bald guy decides that he wants to create a superweapon, and to do that, he requires a certain number of villains to fight a certain number of heroes. The heroes are trying to stop this.

Darkness.

>Its a game with no Skyrim World.

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muh darkness

Enjoy
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This I gotta see. Get them to explain Metal Gear Solid next

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Take the basis of star wars. Now replace your idea of a Lightsaber with a keyblade. And "the force" with "hearts."

A long time ago, there were a shit ton of Jedi built on 4 clans all with ranging moralities. Had a giant war to get into a mythical astral plane known as Kingdom Hearts. Nobody could do it.

Far later on, one of two pupils of one of the few remaining Jedi Masters finds records of the war and thinks "mmm i want a piece of that" and spends the next 20 years testing cultic theories in how to make KH appear, body swapping, splitting, and reconverging across the plans.
BBS: Having someone of pure light and pure darkness clash to create a super weapon that can just open a pathway to KH.
1: Sacrificing the hearts of 7 Princesses to open a path to the Heart of All Words, the door to KH must be there.
COM/Days/2: Let's just take a shitton of normal hearts and channel them as a laser beam to fire at the moon to make it be our doorway to KH.
DDD/3: Now big bad wants to create 13 versions of myself to fight 7 heroes, THAT war should make KH appear.

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Dying dream of a fourteen year old boy in a coma.

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i love this video so much, but best guy ever seems like such a jabroni

>I don't understand the concept of evil
>I'm going to research evil
>I fucked up and I'm evil now
>Time to infect all of existence with evil
>I sure hope no teens with giant keys come along and bash my skull in OH FUCK MY SKULL

Fuck off Nate

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He sort of is from what i've seen in his other videos, but at least he's self-aware

I would very much like a Melty gf.

How do I become an attractive, confident, rich chad? I am none of these things right now.

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Is that supposed to be popcorn for ants.

Being on Sup Forums and doing nothing to improve your financial situation, confidence, and looks is probably your best bet

You're probably a poor, brown pauper, so I'll let you know: you're fucked idiot, Heil Hitler. We're entering a time period where you'll have to get the fuck out of our country and suffer with your fellow pajeets.

Darkness, light, everyone is xehanort, everyone else is sora.
That's the gist of it.

Darkness vs The Heart.
Cue Kubo.

Everyone is xehanort and everybody else is Sora.

Can confirm I am a slightly below average height, thin pasty white guy.

Ever see the image, tired of being out of shape, short and ugly? Just be ugly and short. Join a gym.
See /fit/ for details. If you have no idea what you're doing, do 5/3/1. There are spreadsheets everywhere that will do the work for you. If you can youtube properly, do greyskull.

you don't
steal a girl and make her love you

This is some next-level autism.

Nice LARP, but your semitic ass is going in the ground. Just wait.

>begining there was darkness
>then light, from kingdom hearts
>fast foward
>Evil man wants kingdom hearts
>splits himself up voldemort style to do the prophecy to create the weapon/key to get to kingdom hearts
>main protag thought he was stopping this but so far has just helped him
>final act begins
There

I've given up on the story but I do know that Aqua is best girl

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