Was it wrong for Peach to reject them?
Was it wrong for Peach to reject them?
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fuck off manchild
No. They both were being incredibly pushy with their proposals. You don't just shove flowers in a girl's face after she had to suffer a fake wedding.
She was going to leave them to die on the moon.
Think about it.
Mario yes. How many times has he saved her? How much shit did he go through inly for her to be a bitch when saved. I swear to god i tell bowser next time hes free to use his turtle spine cocker on her no worries.
>says this while posting on a board dedicated to glorified toys
thanks for the spoiler nigger
why is multiple wives accepted but multiple husbands is frowned upon?
One woman barely satisfies one man.
neither are accepted nowadays really and in the old ages women had no rights so duh
It lacks the guy in pic related
Time for this link again. newstatesman.com
yes interracial is wrong
It's wrong to force Bowser and Mario to care about that stupid ho
> (OP)
>No. They both were being incredibly pushy with their proposals. You don't just shove flowers in a girl's face after she had to suffer a fake wedding.
You tell him #feminist #soygentleman
Yes
things men wouldnt understand
this is why you're a Sup Forumsirgin xD
Nice straw man.
You could see it that she was going to say yes to whatever question mario was going to propose, but then Bowser budged in and Mario stooped down to his level. Then there is the meta sense where nothing in the Mario universe makes any impact on future games.
this thread is awful. thanks idiots.
>spoiler
>mario games
>literally a 50-60 seconds scene
Let me spoil the real stuff for you
>mushroom kingdom is unlocked after beating the game
>the final challenge (darker side of the moon) rewards you with an invisibility cap
>collecting 880 moons unlocks the harder version of the final boss
>moon rocks are breakable once you complete the game
>Yoshi is a playable character
>you can buy N64 outfits (Metal Mario, classic Mario) in the post game
>you can revisit boss fights by entering their respective paintings in Mushroom Kingdom, and they make a “ta-da-da-da-da-da” sound just like you were playing Mario 64
>Poochy (Yoshi’s Island) can be found in the post game
FUCKING NORMALFAGS, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD, GOD FUCKING DAMNNNNNN
Let's be honest. Browsers spiked dick would hurt. I can't really blame her felt being reluctant
Yeah, have you even seen what turtle dicks look like?
I'd say it's wrong that she keeps getting fucking kidnapped all the time and no precautions are ever taken to prevent it.
>neither are accepted nowadays
multiple wives is accepted in the middle east and in the US, there's a reality TV show called sister wives
Well, they would be more like fleshy nubs than spikes. Ya know, for her pleasure.
Well, what can they do? Toads are horrible guards and Mario is supposedly a plumber and plays hero on his off time.
Meanwhile Pauline can run an entire city just fine and threw a celebration for Mario just for defeating a generic metal bug. Why does Mario keep bothering with Peach again?
A funnel that expands inside you.
Because Pauline is obviously lusting for the Dong.
>You tell him #feminist #soygentleman
dude, bowser and mario are the two most thirsty beta cucks in the mario universe, only an elliot roger polfag would think otherwise
There's nothing wrong with rejection. Everyone has the right to do it.
Mario has a better girl waiting for him he's a retard honestly
peach and pauline are for BBC only
Yea rosalina is cute
The English
>you can't have a female friend unless she lets you fuck her
the fuck is wrong with you, goober gaters?
>mfw the Darker Side
I know you're all MLG tryhards 2smart for Mario but tell me there's somebody out there who struggled with this as much as I did.
>>you can't have a female friend unless she lets you fuck her
>the fuck is wrong with you, goober gaters?
>women
>friends
Oh boy
No, because she's clearly into Pauline
he's gonna a much hotter, loyal dame already
why did she reject Mario too?
I know Mario isn't the kind of game where you'd ever progress relationships because you gotta maintain the status quo, but it was kind of weird with the whole setup of the scene alongside a song that's lyrics are literally about Mario and Peach being in love and whatnot. Odyssey was such a big deal overall too that it convinced me that something might actually happen instead of a comedy ending.
I dunno if you'd heard about this, but women are largely very uninteresting people.
Especially if there's a single man within earshot. And then it's like "--Whoa did I get a whiff of scintilling discussion? Let me get away from all this mindless clucking. What have I been doing with my life?"
She just wants to be in a lesbian relationship with Tiara, going on a romantic honeymoon around the world
I identify with Bowser more than Mario, and you know, it hurts. I need Peach to love Bowser just like how I need the women I keep kidnapping to love me.
The virgin Mario vs the chad Sonic
Just wait for the Luigi DLC
Mario just sees a bigger opportunity with Peach. Until he loses that opportunity, he'll never go for any of the other girls that show obvious interest in him like Pauline, Daisy, Toadette and the girls from the rpg games.
Enjoy your ban
She was busy being with her true love
>spends most of the game held against her will
>nearly fucking died
>two dude forcing themselves upon her
Is anyone really surprised by her telling them to politely fuck off?
To be fair, Mario spends all his life saving her bitch-ass, and the one time he tries to properly propose to her, he gets cock-blocked by Bowser as usual. She should've gave Mario a chance.
Bowser can keep Peach. Mario needs to pound that mayor pussy.