Dota Plus

Why wouldn't features like this in the main game? It would really help out all levels of play.

I understand the hero levels and item stuff, but this is stuff that actually affects gameplay that would really help pubs.

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>Game is bleeding out players
>Lets add a pay to win feature that will surely make them stay
Loving every laugh. Valve can get fucked.

It's the last desperate act to get money out of the players before they just let it die and hardcore fans will switch to paragon.

>paragon

this is worse than EA

Do you mean the Paragon that has been shut down because people cared more about gameplay than actual graphics?

What feature? The game suggesting what item should you buy? The randoms that you meet at your pubs have been telling you for years when you are fucking up your item build and for free even. Yet you still see people farming BF+Aghs rush on Jugg or having your pos1 buying a 5th item bkb against a nuke/stun heavy lineup.

What I'm trying to say is that paying for this shit is retarded and won't affect pubs since the average retard doesn't know how to use any kind of information they are given. They will still make horrible decisions

This, I bought the subscription because I wanted to do the challenges, the "assistant" is a joke.

This kind of stuff hurts player understanding rather than help it. People already follow shitty ruskij guides to the letter without ever learning why or when certain build choices should be made.

Water is wet. Gaben is fat. Shit 2k invokers still rush midas aghs octarine despite casting one spell a minute.

>nerds grinded 10k hours to learn this and now the computer just tells you what to do
lmaoooooo

I was a complete noob, picking Riki and Slark every game.

And then, DOTA Plus came into my life! The computer told me to pick Juggernaut, and to go mid-lane against a Shadow Fiend. I was skeptical, certain that I couldn't possibly out-harass someone with three razes, but then DOTA plus suggested I use Blade Fury!

The three razes wiffed against my spin-to-win, and I was about to run back, but then DOTA Plus gently took control of my mouse, moving it unbidden of my will! He ran forward, not drawing creep aggro while laying down magic damage onto the SF.

Then DOTA Plus alerted me that the enemy Ogre Magi was missing, and got me to safety. After this, DOTA Plus opened all chat, and taunted the SF about having to share XP with the Ogre. They began fighting in a language I didn't understand, but thankfully DOTA Plus comes with machine language learning too, and began flaming them in their native tongue!

Not only that, but DOTA Plus suggested that I could have another cup of water, and informed me that it would handle the last-hits for the next minute and a half. On my time away from the computer, my eyes wandered out of my window, and locked onto a woman my age, with beautiful eyes. The connection was instant, but I had DOTA to play.

However, when I returned to my computer, DOTA Plus told me "Go to her, go to her, tell her you love her, and NEVER let go! Life is too short!" Then DOTA Plus got a rampage on my behalf under the enemy Tier 3. Clearly, I wasn't needed here.

I have been married for five years now, and now I am climbing to Divine 5 while brushing up on fulfilling hobbies, like learning the violin and writing my novel manuscript. Thank you DOTA Plus, you have saved my life, and made me a happy and fulfilled human being.

P2W 4eva

>NONONOON MR. ICEFROG WHAT DO WE DO NOW? MAKE INTERESTING BALANCE PATCHES AND KILL DEATHBALL META?
>NO

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>I...It's dying! D...dota is f...finished!!!

Most dota players can't even read, so what's the point?

I see...valve is back at making actual games, very nice.

rofl
not even i can defend this shit gabe

Dota 2 will never die and there's nothing you buttblasted fags can do about it

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> They began fighting in a language I didn't understand, but thankfully DOTA Plus comes with machine language learning too, and began flaming them in their native tongue!

Oh my god I lost after that

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>tfw i have dotaplus

I'm a complete retard and I DONT GIVE A SHIT, FUCKERS.

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Has Sup Forums moved so far up its own ass that half a million average consecutive players is "dead game" territory?
I was mad when multiplayer FPS with a couple of thousand consecutive players was called dead, but this is such a farce now, I am not even bothered.

>cant even decide what items to buy by yourself

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The assistant is a fucking joke. Wants me to go Zeus offlane like fuck that

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>dotards

>item build guides are useful

anyone who follows these "guides" and builds shit like manta linkens medusa is a fucking moron.

dota is about following your heart. master your core skills like awareness, last hitting, and farming without getting caught and you'll know what to build by that point. you build that skadi into rapier on dusa and carry that game not because some 2k "analyst" moron who doesn't even play the game told you its good but because you know its the only way you're going to win before the enemy carry is 6 slotted.

I don't really get why it's a thing in the first place desu
Why would anyone pay for that? There's hundreds of sites doing it for free, you can even get guides and builds right from the game now...?

I'm not a big dota player, only 3-400h or so, but this actually really surprised me, I find the way valve made money with the game until now really interesting, but THIS? What the hell is this?
Did the director of the game die and a chinese took his place or something? What happened?

>teammate builds stupidly
>advice against it
>"shut up man, im having fun"
>he ends up quitting after feeding

Must've had a fun overload.

You get hats and other shit

How is it pay 2 win? I haven't played dota 2 in ages but I don't remember the game recommending you items in the beta.

lol nice one bro take my upvote

Its not pay2win, its pay2read_the_wiki_on_the_same_monitor or whatever the fuck. Pay2tutorial.

But isn't there some kind of season pass already in place for that shit?
Or are they replacing that?

I dream of the day we use ai to flame thirdworlders in their moonrune infested language

>Dota Plus is an evolution of the Battle Pass.

>last game played: 8 months ago

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i fucking lost it

>Last game played: 3 years ago.

Feels relaxing, to be honest. No more fucking peruvians to deal with.

>reddit memes

>last game played 15 months ago
Feels good, after literally playing it for 6 hours a day before.

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This is actually worse than League's and HotS' P2W aspects, because these games lets you earn the P2W stuff without paying a cent.

Valve makes EA look like a fucking saint in comparison.

>game loses 50% of its playerbase in over a year
>lmao its not dead bruhhh chill lol!