Tfw literally nothing worth getting until at least the summer

>tfw literally nothing worth getting until at least the summer

What do, Sup Forums? I am already bored with Xenoblade and Mario Odyssey

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*WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRR*

Do you have Splatoon 2?

You don't even own a Switch. Stop shitposting.

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play games on one of your other systems?
you do have other systems, right?

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Bro, I have literally nothing worth getting this year at all. No more heroes looks awful.

I'm surprised your even getting anything in the summer, this thing is a port machine but the ports look and run like butthole.

>tfw own a Switch and haven't turned it on in 4 months

Is this the biggest meme console of all time? Portability is all it has, and even that is mediocre.

You don't own one either.

You don't like Smash,Octopath,Fire Emblem,Yoshi, Pokémon?

I already have Splatoon 1, which I never got into

Play other video game systems. How many steam games have you bought and never played?

shut the fuck up

>Smash
I bought it for Wii U and played it 3 times. My adult friends don't come over to play party games, its just not a thing unless you're in high school.

>Octopath
I dont like budget mobile games, and its so generic.

>Fire Emblem
Literally no info, and no, Awakening and Fates were awful cringefests that has less tactics than the beginning of FF Tactics. I'm confused, we have no info on this at all.

>Yoshi
Looks fucking awful

>Pokémon
I haven't cared about Pokemon since like maybe Ruby. I actually don't know a single adult that does. Pokemon is more of a nostalgia fad rather than a good game. It's great for kids though.

So no, Metroid might be cool, but again another game that's completely out of sight and may be delayed because of Nintendo develop times.

Smash is a new title not a port. Everything else can be summarized with you ironically acting like a child despite your criticisms that the console isnt for adults. Nigga grow up

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if you dislike all these franchises why did you get the system?

why do you buy nintendo consoles if you hate their franchises. its basically the biggest draw of the system, go get a pc and be done with it user

>Smash is a new title not a port.
But he never said it was a port, he just implied he has no interest in Smash games

Own more than one platform? You poorfags disgust me

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Most of your points are wrong and ignorant but whatever,can I ask why did you buy a Nintendo console, especially at that point in time?What Nintendo IPs interest you,Metroid(not coming till late 2019 or 2020),Xenoblade and 3D Mario?

I'm in your boat user, currently only waiting for valkyria chronicles, the rest is wait and see.

you could try some of the stuff they have on the store. most of it is mobile garbage but theres some good games there. celeste is pretty good.

>I hate all of nintendo's franchises
>I know! I'll go buy a switch!

Unironically kill yourself, my man.

Do the same thing I'm doing - go back to the usuals.

Kirby Fighters Deluxe, Smash 4 Wii U, Kirby Superstar Ultra, Tetris DS, Kirby Air Ride, etc.

>Autocorrect tried to say Kirby Airbnb
Kek

LOL I BEEN HERE 2 LONG XD

The excuse I see from post like that is

>"I bought a Switch just in case a game that would not get made in a million years gets announced one day and not for anything else."

Holy shit bro calm down

They're gonna push Fire Emblem back to 2019, aren't they?

>Xenoblade
Turboweeb story and waifus with horrific gameplay MMO combat and gring
>Mario Odyssey
Too easy. It's pretty damn close to a fucking walking simulator at this point when you just walk around colorful places, listen to nice music and stumble upon some powermoons.

>Splatoon 2
Good shit. But it gets pretty boring without big updates. Some new weapons are nice but most is like try once and forget about it. And the best one are mostly starting weapons. Like Splattershot, Splat Dualies or a Splat Roller.
Octo DLC is a Godsend.

>No more heroes looks awful
It was always awful.

>Smash
Not into party games.
>Octopath
Demo is awful
>Fire Emblem
Will most likely be meh at most
>Yoshi,
Might pick that one
>Pokémon
It's been forever since the last good pokemon game. And this time GF even asked not to expect much.

Nothing remotely good until Tropical Dong, Crash and DS remaster. And those are all ports I am not sure I really want to play again.

why are faggots like you buying switches then lmfao
"hey guys lets buy a console with a bunch of exclusive franchises I hate and then bitch about how shitty the console is"

absolute soy

Anyone got numbers on FEW? I don't think the game made as much waves as HW, or as many as Nintendo hoped. I wonder if Awakening's success fizzles out this year. After Fates, I really don't have that much of a need for a new FE.

Is this bait? Or are you retarded enough to seriously come up with such shit for a logic you end with those conclusions?

I wouldn't word it like he did, but it's a good point - why would you get a system if you don't like any of the games on it? Shit, ain't you heard of the 5 games rule before?