Who the fuck approved this trash heap?

Who the fuck approved this trash heap?

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Mad poltard spotted

Okay let me be more detailed then.
>Main protagonist is bland and has as much depth as a glass of water
>Half the weapons are completely useless as you can kill almost everything with nothing but arrows and your spear
>Combat is a fucking joke as everything has aimbot and the hitboxes are bigger than hip check in Freedom United
>You can only ride a few of the machines in this game out of the roster
>Stealth is a matter of whether or not you're in a bush or not
>Fast travel requires actual in game resources
>World is bland and dull, making exploration completely useless
>Climbing is restricted to where the devs placed yellow shit so you know you can climb there instead of freedom to climb wherever you please
>Characters are completely uninteresting
>Invisible walls in places they shouldn't be
>Everything fucking aggros you no matter what making combat in the open world pointless as you end up using resources for no reason to the point where it's worse than Breath of the Wild
>In game "decisions" have no affect on the main story except for one quest where you unlock a side quest
>Pausing quests and halting your progress instead of letting you go about at your own leisure
>Machine riding mechanic is busted as sometimes the machine will take control away from you and go off the road or turn a different direction than what you want even when you keep the thumbstick forward
>None of the machines are fun to fight
Better?

Not to mention the utter incompetence of the characters in game
>Create machines that are capable of killing people
>Give them the ability to reproduce and restore energy by eating nature instead of keeping that stuff locked up to ensure the upper hand over the machines and prevent fucking judgement day Terminator style

Autism is a dangerous disease

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I'm going to answer some of them:

>Fast travel requires actual in game resources
Thats just for the first 1/3 of the game, then you can buy a permanent fast travel pack

>World is bland and dull, making exploration completely useless
>Characters are completely uninteresting
Now you're just being hard on the game on those 2, the gae got the DICE award for best story and the world got praised by almost everyone

>Machine riding mechanic is busted as sometimes the machine will take control away from you and go off the road or turn a different direction than what you want even when you keep the thumbstick forward
You realise you need to max the override skill otherwise the machine will turn agaisnt you once the time runs out

>None of the machines are fun to fight
blatant lies

he's absolutely right you spastic fuck

ebin

>Fast travel requires use of resources.
Gee its almost like your travelling from one place to another and have to consume resources along they way. Wow who knew thats how travelling worked?!

>Permanent fast travel requires objects for trading that are decided by RNG
Not even Monster Hunter is this bullshit
>DICE awards
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Combat is fun
No it isn't
>Override is on a timer
That's not how computers work.

It's actually a good game. but like the newest Zelda, it was overrated by the press.

Still preferred it to Zelda. Just wish the story was a little bit better written.
Had fun with it. I'd rate it a 8.4/10 and Zelda 8.2/10

>No it isn't
Yes it is

You are entitled to your opinion, but dear Lord, if you think this game is trash then I don't even want to know what games you think are actually good.

You have POOR taste

No it isn't

The main flaw of this game was that the mid/endgame is piss easy. Otherwise I found it fun enough for one playthrough, but I don't think I'd go back to it.

>Machine riding mechanic is busted as sometimes the machine will take control away from you and go off the road or turn a different direction than what you want even when you keep the thumbstick forward
that's a setting you can toggle off you absolute retard

Poltards are this mad over the sight of a character that isnt a anime loli girl LOL

It's a pretty average AAA game. It is highly rated, it sold pretty well, most people who played it enjoyed it. I don't know why you think that your opinion somehow is more important than anyone elses.

this

(((EPIDEMIC)))

implying making it realistic makes it good

Doesn't make much sense gameplay perspective, isn't fun as makes the game more trivial and repetetive

It doesn't even really make sense from any perspective since you can get the golden fast travel pack and that one lasts forever. You can also get it pretty darn early, so it's not even a matter of it being a late game thing either.

So then why even bother putting it in the game at all? Why not just have fast travel be there for the player to use anytime?

I don't think TCGs are on the same level of bad since there's a huge market for buying single. And buying the singles you want nearly always ends up cheaper than buying sealed product unless you have god tier luck, even when you're talking about rare cards. Whereas with blind box toys, even a common is more expensive than a sealed box, let alone ultra rare chase bullshit.

Oops, wrong thread. Please ignore.

>>You can only ride a few of the machines in this game out of the roster
Only one that's actually either true or matters, but I can see why they didn't want you to ride Thunderjaws or birds.

I want to but overriding them is a nightmare. I also want to ride snapjaws and watchers.

True, but I still think they could have expanded what you can ride. Like why not grazers and lancehorns?

Aloy's game is a bestseller!

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Both of them have long necks that would make shooting your bow forward look and feel weird, probably.

So just turn

>Sup Forums collectively sucks The Witcher 3's dick yet shits on this game when it's pretty much the same shit with combat that isn't awful

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>World is bland and dull, making exploration completely useless
>World is bland and dull
>World is bland
I'll agree that its fucking stupid you could only ride 3 of the same reskinned robot, but how the fuck can u even prevent that that world isnt beautiful

>>Sup Forums collectively sucks The Witcher 3's dick
I guess this is the new Sup Forums we have to deal with.
>Sup Forums is one person

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>collectively
>one person

Utter state of your brain.

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I thought the exact same thing when I played through it. I honestly would've preferred if they just kept fast travel locked entirely until you reach a certain point.

Your Statement about the Combat instantly tells ne that you didnt Play in hard/ultra hard.
The Game gets really fun in high difficulties and you endlich Up running Out of resources constantly.
You also need all the traps the Game gives you

>the game is literally just jurassic park + terminator, that's why it has robot dinosaurs
the more i hear about this game, the dumber it sounds

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Sup Forumsturd spotted

I unironically enjoyed it. The story kept me interested, and I liked the combat as well. Honestly I didn't have any problems with it, granted there were spots in the story that were retarded, but overall it was a comfy game.

BOTW kiddie BTFO

the guy came from Sup Forums

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