How come video game characters are so devoid of charisma and barely any of them are memorable...

How come video game characters are so devoid of charisma and barely any of them are memorable? you cna't even name 2 character that would be the equivalent of these 6.

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I always wondered what garrus and adam jensen would be like as a buddy cop duo if thats what you want to hear

BAZINGA

Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising is infinitely more interesting than any of those characters

someone post the autistic copypasta

What are any characters from the Ace Attorney series?

What would Jack Sparrow think about the Sakovia Accords?

EMPHYSEMA!

francis york morgan talking to himself

3/10 bait. You get a post but no (You)

seems like it would be more pointless and tedious than priceless

Why is Doctor the House holding some weird sowrd.

BONZINGA FANDANGO

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This might be even worse than Tarantino dialogue.

He'd probably approve of them. They would get the superpowered cops off his back.

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LORD SHELTON TEACH ME THE WAYS OF ALCHEMY

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>How come

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god imagine a killing game/class trial with all those characters instead

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and this

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>what is John Marston and Sgt Johnson
Sure.

Jesus I thought top right was Dale Cooper from the thumbnail

no

all 6 are complete pleb bait

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this honestly

I've never seen a more reddit image in my life. Is this the power of daytime American Sup Forums?

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While this is true for most of them BBC's Sherlock is top quality content, don't lump him with them.

I love this image, the guy and napkinhat looking at you for the loud, smelly, wet fart you just ripped, while the girl in the back looks at you knowing it was her fart all along.

1 of the is a representation of Sherlock and 3 of them are Sherlock archetypes. Wow great writing.

32 replies. 29 unique IPs. And you guys why the fuck people hate you. How how how do you fall for this fucking bait? Are you all on your first day in this website? Maybe you're just pretending to be retarded hoping for a reply like this? Fuck you all.

How's your dad doing

lol, drink your wine Susan

you're mom gay

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BOTSWANA

got em

The cat has the best reaction desu

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BAKING SODA

TREBLINKA

I...what?

It's a guitar, he played guitar on the show

>Halo
>Bungie writes likable characters with a wide range of emotions and personality, endless quoting potential
>Destiny
>Bungie writes dry, emotionless characters and dialog
What happened?

Why is this painting so relatable?

>They spend so long in a trial with shitty one-liners, smartassery, and waiting out sitcom laughter they never get to discussing the case

>Bazinga walks out the winner

I know this is bait, but I think a debate between these six would be funny/interesting:
>Senator Armstrong
>Sheogorath
>Patches from any Souls game
>Illusive Man (ME2, not 3)
>Larry Laffer
And some JRPG character to round things off, but I'm not sure which one.

>reddit tier comedy

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Patches doesn't really have much personality besides "I'll trick you and loot your cor... Oh shit, just a prank bro, we're friends right?!" and "I hate priests"

>Mordin Solus
>Max Payne
>Nathan Drake
>Cave Johnson
>Phoenix Wright
>Trevor Philips

I'm horse cock Chandler!

>he doesn't like Slavsquatting bruvs like Patches

you already made this thread

I didn't say I don't

You're right in that he's pretty one-dimensional though.

Francis York Morgan

The fact that you think any of those are good characters is embarrassing.

Seriously, you are living proof that Darwin was full of shit.

Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines has probably the best NPCs in terms of how fleshed out and unique their personalities are.

ITS NOT LUPUS!

me. intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

It's pretty much confirmed and widely accepted that he was user, the modern evolution theory is largely different than original Darwinian one and existence of retards doesn't break it
Hard to call the man full of shit though when he well realised that his theory has quite a few glaring holes and publicly acknowledged them

*House enters*
>I think it's lupus
*Iron man walks in*
>mmmh i beg to differ
*millenial audience cheers*
*Johnny Depp enters on his boat*
>Woooah it looks like everyone here is an alchoolic fuck, let's take this rhum bottles and shove them up our asses
*Sherlock walks slowly towards them*
>this is illogical. Can someone with a decent iq PLEASE fuck me in the ass right now?
>leave his sweet english ass to me
*Chandler walks in naked, revealing a 12 inches fully erect horsecock*
>mmh maybe you forgot something?According to my calculus i can take two dicks in my ass without interfering with my mind capacity
*it's Sheldon. The audience is clapping furiously*
*iron man puts his helmet on*
>shall we begin?
>BAZONGA
>LUPUS
>yes, before your slow mind bore me to death
>yarrr arh
>call me Chandler horsecock lmao