I got a package today Sup Forums! I wonder what's inside

I got a package today Sup Forums! I wonder what's inside...

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12 Bricks?

Hmm, looks interesting.

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switch

Uh oh maybe I shouldn't have posted this thread.

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Your mom already knows you're a virgin

Jesus Christ that's fucked up.

pleb

where do you insert the fleshlight?

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Have fun I guess

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>tits that big

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>big tits d.va
You fucked up

how does your parents feel about this?

whats this shit called again? Dai something?

Dakimakura.

Dakimakura.

Speaking of which,where do you get the actual pillows from? I see covers all the time, but never the pillow.

Also, what's the point of sexy pillow covers? Do you just dry hump your pillow until you cum on it and get the entire thing ruined with stains? Why not fucking look at porn? You could have just dry humped a normal pillow while looking at porn on your phone, you didn't need a sexy one at all

>those tits
What a loser

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god I wish that were me

why are tits so big though?

Living the dream

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So you've officially given up, huh?

OP here, I got the pillow at bed bath and beyond. It was like 15 dollars or so. And I hear your complaints, I bought it when I was super baked the other night. Should be more fun to make out with than a normal pillow I think.

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that looks like shit, hope you didn't pay more than a dime for it

do something with it then

>Also, what's the point of sexy pillow covers? Do you just dry hump your pillow until you cum on it and get the entire thing ruined with stains?
you hug them while you sleep because you think its you are wiafu

It was 20 burger dollars plus shipping.

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>shes covering her puss because she knows that OP is a huge virgin

Why are you making out with pillows?

You shouldn't be making out with pillows.

Even on datura I don't think I would feel looser enough to order this shit.

Big deal. You purchased a body pillow. Not like people on here don't own one.

Where the fuck are the dragon dildos?

not vid-
HOLLYS SHIT
fucking china
enjoy your chemicals

where's the dick?

you dont
then your mums going to pity you and take your virginity
check mate

Up your ass you just don't feel them anymore you colossal faggot.