Switch 5.0.0 KASLR and tegra revision

Where were you when the Switch became unhackable?

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Better buy one soon then.

Thanks OP, this was interesting.

Good

Just means that all people who updated to 5.0 are fucked.

I ACCIDENTALLY UPDATED

I was mashing A to start a game and an update prompt popped up and I was already mashing and it was too late.

Fuck me. If 4.0 gets fully hacked and cfw and full emulators im going to kill myself

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thats what they said about denuvo.

Anything can be hacked unless it's quantum entangled

Pirates are scumbags

shit poorbros.. we just cant win... can we?

This. Literally no different from the thieves who walk in and rob retail stores.

Fuck your falseflagging and fuck pirates

>literally
Must be real easy to have people arrested for theft, then.

stealing ≠ copying

>49ers

ohhhh no

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>piracy: COPYING digital files that you weren’t gonna buy
>stealing: REMOVING a physical game that someone else could have bought

>COPYING digital files that you weren’t gonna buy
Nice counterfactual

guy is too long-winded

tl;dw wait for team xecuter mod chip and buy a switch before the hardware revision comes out

>muh anti-piracy software = Kernel Address Space Layout Randomization

There are just not enough sweaty nerds to crack that nut

>If 4.0 gets fully hacked and cfw and full emulators

It will before pokemon is out.

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>Update made console unhackable
This is perfectly normal, it happens all the time

Who gives a shit about that, the only thing that matters is that 5.0 finally gave us Kirby icons to use and I can use this piece of egg-shaped shit.

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Give lots of money too some randos (+ shipping) so you can maybe spend overall less money on games.

>using something you’re supposed to pay for without paying for it isn’t theft
By this logic, not paying for any service isn’t theft, since there’s no physical good being removed. Which is interesting considering the first world is transitioning towards a service based economy, with some countries like the US already there.

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Break even will probably be at 2-3 games, or just don't be a retard and upgrade past 4.1.0.

>dude u dont rly own ur hardware, software or media u r only renting it
if someone wants to modify property they bought some company has no power to stop them. go suck some more jap cock u fag

Worth it for my Min Min avatar

>not having a second switch for homebrew and CFW when it comes out

the chinese do it all the time. Are you going to say an entire culture of people is wrong?

Do what I do: report the thread and report the hackers and emulator using piratefags to Nintendo.

So, most people.

Eh I'm still on 3.0.2 so I'm good. I'll just wait for the inevitable firmware spoofing or updating like Luma3DS does.

NOOOOOO

>tfw deactivated automatic updates and still at 4.1.0

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Most people never planned to hack to begin with. If you planned to hack eventually and still updated you are beyond retarded though.

Thank god I disabled the fucking auto updates this piece of shit has on by default.

xecuter are not randos tho, they've been around since the original xbox

>not updating to 4.1 when you had the chance
kek

do the chinese have a sense of right and wrong?

Too bad you won't ever get any functionality updates.

>mfw my switch is sitting collecting dust with its wifi disabled

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You buy the hardware. You're allowed to modify it but fuck your warranty. The OS on the other hand is a different story.

No

>tfw you're a falseflagging shitposter with no switch

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Wasn't the version supposed to be irrelevant for the hardmod?

Yeah, too bad the dumbfuck hackers were wrong.

They'll change the hardware layout.

they're truly superhuman, having transcended the pettiness that comes with having a conscience

>retard hackers without even a finished hack
>make bold claims

>get btfo immediately for announcing shit

lel
I don't really care, I'm fine buying until the late stage of the console

That whole hack thing is not interesting until they hack recent OS versions, because the hardware that have the old one is sold out, nobody will be able to get one in even 3 months. Thos lazy faggots better work their ass off instead of ordering people to magically get their hand on unavailable shit.

There won't be any need to exploit the kernel at the end. 3DS is exploited at boot. Kernel hacks are completely irrelevant since full control of the system is obtained microseconds after pressing power

It is until they make a hardware revision.

Nintendo is just going to release revised hardware and then a new model Switch will totally replace this one and it's vulnerabilities and hackers will have to start over with the X2.

It's a pointless endeavor right now.

>chinese culture is wrong
Correct

someone explain it to me I don't want to listen to that pencil neck nerd and his techno garble

It's pointless to buy the Switch because there will be a Switch 2

You can still find Switch units on 1.0.0. PS4 Pros on

>lying on the internet

Post Switch and timestamp

>unhackable
Nice meme kiddo

Idk, should i buy a switch?

Where r u getting a 1.0.0 switch?

I didn't realize so many niggers posted on Sup Forums

;^)
haven't touched the damn thing in months

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I don't even care about piracy, I just want save editing.

they changed how the switch works this update to randomize data addresses rather than being set.
they're also changing the hardware in new switches.
both changes are massive.

basically if you want switch piracy ever, dont update to 5.0

Except the new tegra board in newer models has its bootrom somewhere else.

eBay, was $20 more than MSRP with that 20% off coupon

>bought one from Ebay during the spring coupon just in time
Feels good man.

this, I only played it recently to replay BotW, its not sitting in its box, I'm hyped for Sma5h tho

protip: pokemon will have a required update on it and you have to install it to play it, count on it

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>4.0.1
>not touching it in months, to wait for hax
you don’t do that’s unless you have 1.0.0 you retard lmao

>RANDY

it'll be like PSP where some games contained the firmware and installed it

;^)

>being a retard and buying the revision
kek

The PS3 and PS4 actually do this as well but most people don't notice anymore because you will only ever know it if you keep your systems offline.

No, trust me, it absolutely is different. Pirates are whiny cunts that act like they're entitled to shit but at least they don't leave a fucking mess for other people to deal with and they don't damn near drive a building out of business.

t. someone that works in "that" part of town and spends half their day just cleaning up theft at a store

>months
>4.0.1
Shitposting falseflagger.

>tl;dw wait for team xecuter
Yeah, you will wait forever then. They have been beating around the bush for months now. Have you been to their forums?

You won't know until you opened it up.

>not checking the serial number
okay

I still haven't update my system in over a month so I don't care now

Didn't see the point when there wasn't any games I want that needed it. Only upcoming game I'm interested in is Octopath Traveler and I wont be surprised if it needs 5.0.0 anyway.

>post switch
>user provides picture of his switch
>FALSEFLAG

That's why I never even bother posting mine, it's like trying to argue with religious people about their religion.

Not him but I also haven't used my switch in a long time. I have tons of fun with my new 3DS though.

Switch fans are really the most pathetic scum on earth for thinking it's impossible that someone could get tired of his switch.

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Is this guy just regurgitating GBA Temp threads or is there something of content in this shit video?

>functionality updates
>Nintendo
LMAO!

Challenge fucking accepted i am moving from the PS4 Hen scene just to help failoverflow break the 5.0

I also havent used my switch since oddessy. I cant believe i fell for wii u 2.0

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You know that it comes in a box? Except you buy a used one and ask them for the number first.

sauce

whatever switch is a console dead on arrival anyways

Shave your fucking legs man.

>Fuck me. If 4.0 gets fully hacked and cfw and full emulators im going to kill myself
Kek this is exactly the same that happened with the 3DS.

Serial number is visible through the box, retard. Otherwise people would return old units in the boxes of new ones. Been like that since forever.

Hopefully new hardware also means new node like 16nm TSMC or something, improved battery life would be cool

Ever heard of cleaning your house?

Borderlands 3 when?

staying on a low firmware means youre missing out on THEE funnest game on the Switch (Splatoon 2).

how do you piratebros stand it?

Why do people buy the switch then bitch about it two months later that it has no games?

Can't you guys put your shit away instead of letting it collect dust.