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Bone app the teeth

thats some good looking toast, t b h

Sorry, I dunno how to cook.

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Bon apple tea

>Hunting monsters all day
>Trekking in the hot sun
>Tired
>Sweaty
>Famished
>Serves a fucking piece of toast as a meal

Okay

how do you fuck up a sandwich

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>I who dwell in the abounding light of the heaven

Isn't it suppose to be "I who stand in the full light of the heavens." Or was that translation the Japanese version?

I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH

Bone a petite

to be fair that looks like a really good piece of toast

bone a petite

god look at this amount of crossness. ignis truly is a god amongst men

Thanks! I've got a bunch of radishes, you can have half if you'd like.

>american """cuisine"""

Literally perfect toast

dins dins ready user!!

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I'd rather eat your ass

>If you feed the boys toast they bitch about it the next day
Game did so many things right.

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Is it weird that I wanna mouth-fuck the handler pretty aggressively? lol

Why is she so ugly?

not too burnt, not too undone

magnifique

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Isn't Sharper Image an electronics store? Why sell steaks there...?

This was 11 years ago and he still looks the same today, like he's 50 which is 20 years younger than he actually is. The dude doesn't age, I can see why he was able to land Melania and Stormi.

Sharper image sells "as seen on tv" products
They don't sell physical steaks at their stores.
They take your order, and send you steaks through UPS.

>Insomnia
>America

gordonramseycoveringeyesinfrontofpizza.jpg

Wait so is this a toast that is flame roasted or is it normal bread that is flame roasted, becoming toast?

toast is bread

SELL user! TOAST DOESN'T GO IN A TOASTER. BREAD DOES.

>toast is bread
Next you'll tell me that dough is bread too.

Ice is water

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FINAL.FANTASY.XV-CODEX

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For the first time it made random encounters in a Final Fantasy game fun. The fact that the boys sometimes comment about eating whatever they're fighting just makes it better.

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>*snaps fingers*

>Buy Ignis a recipe book
>Says he came up with a new recipe, even though he clearly only came up with it after reading the book

Iggy can get tired too, you know. He fights and runs just as much as the others, but he also drives and cooks. He's overclocking himself.

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I never noticed, what do they say?

the cheeseburger is photoshopped in

Apparently ugly is cute to Japanese men.

What the hell is wrong with the ham that it has folds like that?

nice name dude

It's a deal that Ignis and Noct got going on, Ignis gets all his recipes from cooking books, which is why they're all so good. It's a long-term joke partly to impress Gladio and Prompto and partly to see how long they can keep the gag up. Gladio and Prompto can't even read, let alone know what a 'cooking book' is.

It's art, you philistine

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ice
noun
1.
the solid form of water, produced by freezing; frozen water.

How do you even eat this, Specs?

>Gladio and Prompto can't even read

Guaranteed Gladio thinks something's up. He always has his face buried in a book trying to puzzle out the words.

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>Gladio and Prompto can't even read
>that book Gladio keeps reading is actually Gladio just looking at the pictures
I see it.

Excuse me, where's my water?

Dislocate your jaw, gimp-boy

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>send you steaks through UPS

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The books Gladio 'reads' barely have any letters and are 'for adult audiences'.

>tit magazine
>reading

Too roasted, fuck you Ignis.

Why would you post this on Sup Forums?

why is this thread so great

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video games

I can't believe how hard FFXV sucked Cup Noodle's dick, but they did it so hard without even bothering to hide it that it was kind of funny too.

Man Gladio was such a bro but Ignis was definitely the one that cared the most.

Everyone here is high as fuck

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>That Gladiolus Cup Noodle promo
so fucking dumb it was priceless

I thought the point was to make Gladio look like he's studying all the time because he's just so into being a survivalist. Learning new techniques, edible parts of monsters, and such.
I mean, he loves to spam how much he likes sleeping looking at the starry sky.

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Ignis is there in the background, thinking to himself "what an idiot, he doesn't know what he's talking about".

THATS IT

Fuck this game, anyone else getting Ni No Kuni 2 this Sunday? I can't be the only one that wants to play as a cute royal cat girl(male).

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Oh, I think he did.

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The whole game is surreal in how in your face the sponsors are. It feels like one giant ad. Is this how Japs view America?

>not choosing meat

I'll be honest. I'm Korean and I never had the original cup noodle before, I've only ever eaten Korean brands. I tried this after all the memeing and holy fuck these are the most delicious instant noodles I've ever had in my life. What the hell?! These are amazing!

And in the end you couldn't even see that in game. At least let me enjoy the over the top bullshit.

>cook
>driver
>strategist
How can one man be so based?
And then there is fucking Prompto who can just be erased from game and nothing will change.

So simple, so delicious, so many toppings.

looks fucking tasty

>not going with the perfect egg
It's the best complement to a soup based good food like noodles, it mixes perfectly with the broth with its creamy texture, thickening evenly the meal, ensuring every bite is a mouthful of happiness, instead of having the water have to distribute the meat, which doesn't blend with the food, it's just added on top.

> and nothing will change
Not true, the game would become 150% better.

I get crippling anxiety when I tear the bread trying to butter it

I chose meat too, do the other options have cool water-based bosses? Imagine making some Cup Noodles from the flesh of the Gods...

>fuccboi anime hair goes down in the rain and the metro fags complain about it
TECHNOLOGY
shit game though

>having the water
Having the eater*

Meat was too easy to get. Just go kill the big cow thing right in the middle of the map? My first choice would've actually been the seafood, but I'd already passed through the nest first so I figured just go grab an egg.

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There's an item that stops that from happening.

that game like every final fantasy game for me is only playable if im high or in some bizzare straight mainly because the story is funny when im high and the combats repetitive nature seems less apparent but when im of a sober mind the games flaws make it more annoying then fun

That is from a videogame.

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Thanks for the info faggot gonna go reinstall this turd right now
Jesus christ never reply to me again

Don't forget a bro that truly cares about you and that even considers running away from everything if it means keeping you safe. He proposed that with how obsessed with fulfilling his duty he is, that's something.

The bad thing is that his clothes aren't too stylish.

Ignis cared about nobody but Noctis.

test

i honestly would rather reply 7 then the open world mess one

>Meat was too easy to get. Just go kill the big cow thing right in the middle of the map?
It was a behemoth.

It did so many random small things right and a colossal mega shit mountain of things wrong.

And another that prevents you from getting dirty, but did anyone even use them?
Gotta say, Ep Iggy was pretty good. He can even swim and everything, while Noctis is never allowed to. They probably took the boat mechanics from there for the Royal Upgrade shop too.

The brits took it even further
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

And don't forget that he still fought even when blind.