"You're under arrest for not buying my game, user!"
"You're under arrest for not buying my game, user!"
Jonathan Hughes
Ayden Price
I don't buy shit games sorry
Jack Hernandez
I own DC, EV, SV, BA, and PBS
I'm not buying a switch until main series pokemon happens.
Brayden Diaz
I bet Asuka has delicious breast milk.
Adam Gutierrez
I am hereby sentenced to take you as my lawfully wedded wife.
I do.
Mason Parker
Guilty. I prefer Hyrule Warriors and Splatoon over kusoge.
Colton Reed
I wan to fall asleep on those beautiful boobies officer.
Thomas Ross
That's sexual harassment
Luke Wilson
But I did buy your game, and I'd rather find a more fun use for those handcuffs.
Blake Reyes
But officer! I just got out of my last 6 month sentence in your thighs!
Adam Hall
I'll kill you
Jeremiah Fisher
You're not Haruka.
Jordan Harris
Sorry, I'm already incarcerated and am about to be very thoroughly interrogated by a different officer.
Kevin Brooks
You having cleavage and a 10/10 body is sexual harassment to my eyes officer. Seriously Nice Rack though.
Joseph Price
Im waiting until next month knowing that I am missing out on all the multiplayer fun because it will die out in a few weeks.
Isaac Morgan
i can practically here all the autistic, lonely virgins flocking to this thread
William Wright
I don't buy garbage. Sorry, fag
Carson Murphy
I want to like these games but the "magic" is lost when the only thing stopping me from seeing the entirety of a characters body is a glowing light/bubbles on only their nipples/vagina.
The characters look a lot hotter in outfits but the game expects me to be aroused by shitty 3D models looking embarrassed with steam covering .001% of their bodies
Owen Gomez
>here
You should learn to use the correct word, user.
Jonathan Sullivan
I'm so sorry, officer! Please beat me!
Eli Thomas
I'm so sorry, officer! Please step on my dick! I won't tell anyone you moonlight at the bookings desk at the airport.
Brayden Taylor
Maybe if your publisher's offered significant discounts for the late ports of your old as fuck games, I might pick at least one up.
Who knows? I might even buy the next ones at full price.
As it stands, I'll just rub one once in a while, and you better be thankful I still spare any attention to you and the other members of this thot harem at all.
Caleb Perry
I want ASSuka to sit on my face
Austin Gutierrez
Don't call her that
Luis Wood
"What the fuck did you just say to me?"
Isaac Stewart
i want to swab asuka's throat with my dick
Asher Young
>Maybe if your publisher's offered significant discounts for the late ports of your old as fuck games
They do, eventually.
Jace Green
Stand down, Todd. That's an anime girl, you literally can not win this fight.
William Cox
Does anyone have PBS gameplay webms?
Not the dressing rooms ones. I've seen most of them already.
Eli Edwards
Why are senrans so unappealing?
The boobs are there but I just can't fap to them, it's just so boring and there's pretty much no shading or weight.
Isaac Garcia
I think the most I've seen was like... 40%.
There's so much shit to play out there man. SOOOO fucking much. I can barely justify a spot on my wishlist for an ancient B game, even if the girls are cute and enticing.
In fact, I've given up on trying this franchise about two or three months ago.
Connor Roberts
I bought Shinobi Refle: Senran Kagura and my god my dick
Christopher Hill
US RELEASE WHEN!?
Austin Cooper
that's weird, I've bought all of your games and I even cum to you on a nightly basis. this has to be a mistake ma'am.
Anthony Lewis
>I've given up on trying this franchise about two or three months ago.
And yet here you are.
Bentley Bennett
i would but bitcoin took all my money
Gavin Butler
You gotta get invested and appreciate the girls as a full package. You'd have to see their animations, hear their voices and such.
Just looking at the models would probably feel like you're fapping to some slightly above average quality 3D ecchi animation.
Carter Brooks
Why is Homura so perfect?
Daniel Phillips
New Wave isn't available in NA and isn't sold anyways. It's a free mobile download. Bring New Link over and we'll discuss things.
Jayden Thomas
Delicious brown, delicious tan, delicious homuras, paired with asuka (second best girl), jokes, crab!
Leo Long
Why have their tits become more static by PBS, meanwhile these older game images, had squish and soft goodness to the boobies. You want to snuggle them more in old artwork.
Joshua Bell
Region free nigga
Matthew Long
Evolution of the artist's style. I suppose the balloon-like newer style was more suitable for action shots and over-the-top silliness of the newer games.
Caleb Hernandez
You saying you don't want to snuggle them all the time?
Henry Lewis
I want to be Haruka’s pet!
Noah Bell
What can I say? The girls are still smoking hot.
It's hardly uncommon for people to lurk around in threads about games they don't play just to fap to the cute girls. I also do it with DoA.
I'm not firing shots at the games. I'd probably even enjoy them. It's just that at some point you move on, you know?
It's about pricing and holding the consumer's attention. That's why I specificaly blame the publisher, and I use the word "blame" loosely, since it's just an unappealing business proposition to me, personaly.
Chase Richardson
Call me when the games get serious again.
>EV has Sayuri warning them about how getting the mission done often means someone dies or is left behind
>"lol whatever grandma, I'm going back to my beach party"
Leo Cook
What kinda game is estival and shinovi versus? Are they like musou games or something? Is Estival worth the extra ten bucks?
Michael Butler
musou lite is a phrase that gets used a lot.
Luke Foster
The versus games are musou lite.
The first DS game is like Final Fight, the sequel is some kinda hybrid of that and musou.
PBS is like that Sega game Vanquish.
Sebastian Sanders
I dont play a game about thots
Now begone
Nolan Young
but im playing it!
which weapons are you using?
Nicholas Smith
This.
Robert Walker
If they wre thots no one would buy.
They are all pure misunderstood maidens who have no boyfriends.
In real life they would be living in penthouses and thotted to hell and back, riding on looks, in their universe, tits must be a bad thing for none of them to be taken. That and being murderous blades for hire.
Landon Anderson
I did bought Shinobi Refle, though.
Elijah Morgan
>That and being murderous blades for hire.
Its this. Asuka flat out turned a guy down because of her training.
William Powell
>did bought
Welp, time to commit sudoku.
Caleb Peterson
>vanilla Miyabi
Maximum Overedge or bust.
Luis Russell
Post ass, fagtards.
Joshua James
I got your game, but I'm waiting for my real reason to play it.
Jaxon Anderson
OW THE EDGE
Hunter Campbell
>ass
>senran kagura
Henry Hernandez
You think these teens ain't hormonal?
I'm sure one of then wants some hot man salami at some point, and what a lucky man that would eventually be.
FFS Asuka came from somewhere, unless incest in which case it's all incest titties.
Zachary Moore
Your disguises are getting more elaborate, Todd.
Lincoln Bailey
They need to update the models though.
Jeremiah Davis
Oh my. I hope she's rough with her perps...
Kat is horny for boobs, but thats pretty much it. The rest are all too dedicated to ninja-ing and their own personal hang-ups to give guys any thought.
And yeah, Asuka's parents are a thing. They own a sushi restaurant.
Dominic Long
So this just means you need to become a ninja, then you can be in pillow heaven with pretty girls.
Blake Hill
In theory, yes.
Nolan Reyes
Man, Re:Newal was undeniable a shitty rehash, but at the very least Orochi looked pretty cool.
Jackson Gray
Gimmie Dai and I'll think about it.
Isaac Reed
Isaiah Wright
NEVER EVER
Seriously, Seven is SK's final hope. If it turns out to be zero effort trash like PBS, then the series is fucking dead. Even Japs are getting tired of Marvelous's bullshit.
Connor Bennett
sorry I couldn't buy SK2
Liam Peterson
They gave it a new model though.
Angel James
Casual reminder Harukafags are cucks.
Easton Nelson
Someone asked for this in the thread yesterday. Where were you?
Benjamin Long
Was posting from work and couldn't.
Brayden Jones
right now nep with 2 pistols
Ethan Foster
have you forgotten what miyabi looks like nonbeliever? shes got white hair.
Jordan Myers
I shouldn't be this erect
Benjamin Bailey
And? that's still the vanilla Miyabi character and not Abyssal Miyabi.
Ethan Thomas
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
Andrew Fisher
But i did.
Gavin Reed
Samuel Davis
Kagura is for ______________________________________
Leo Jenkins
GOOD FUCKING LORD
Logan Garcia
senraning
Jordan Ramirez
Fun as fuck gameplay. Those dimension abilities are dope
Alexander Rodriguez
Naraku
Chase Perry
The one for switch? I'm not buying that. Last time I had fun with a SK game was SK2, Estival was the last one I brought and that was bloated and boring.
Still, playing dress up and taking photos is fun.
Michael Sullivan
Senran Kagura is the most confused game series I know of.
The human characters are fluffy, soft, and nice, but the bosses look like they belong in a DMC game.
Right now it seems like it's trying to distance itself from the actually interesting stuff and instead be happy fanservice girls.
They should just make the series more about Yoma and keep the fanservice to sidegames or a different series.
David Anderson
Hard to be a cuck when her whole deal is "look but don't touch" to EVERYONE
Adrian Butler
I assume its because titty ninjas doing goofy things sell better.
The next game seems to be heading back to the yoma stuff, hopefully it'll go the SK2 route with actual horrific looking monsters with tits instead of SK1's off screen monsters
Jonathan Morris
>mfw remembering this spam pop up on /vg/
Wyatt Ward
anyone play new link?
Joshua Reed
Where's the local multiplayer in Peach beach splash bros?
Matthew Gray
>Tries to arrest me
>Ends up handcuffing herself
Hahaha
Evan Rogers
Not caring about and forgetting she exists
Ryan Wright
>all those (You)s
Oliver Cruz
You can't arrest me as weebshit is devoid of any gameplay and as such cannot be constituted as a video game.