Explain why it won't happen

Explain why it won't happen

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We don't live in a perfect world.

He's honestly the only one in the "just got a port recently so they're totally fucking getting into Smash now" retardation to actually have a good case.
>SNES Doom was fucking HUGE back in the day
>Doom 64 as an exclusive
>DOOM's publisher is going hard in on the Switch

Why did they make him look like master chief

After Snake, Cloud, and Bayonetta, I really, really can't. Doomguy would honestly be a safe bet for a third party addition.

Why did they make Master Chief look like Doomguy?

*blocks your shooter-newcomer slot*

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I'm skeptical but honestly it could happen. What with Sony legends Snake and Cloud making an appearance it would be fucking sick to have a character that's kind of like a PC ambassador.

Doom is a gaming icon, it makes sense

I AM TUROK

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Put Crash in Smash

Agreed.

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As much as I would absolutely love it, there's no way it could happen. His character is too fucking centered around being a blood soaked RIP AND TEAR murder machine to be cleaned up like Snake and Bayo could be. Snake still had martial arts to work with, and Bayo got a more covering leotard.

>inb4 those mad autists who try to claim D44M ruined Doomguy and he's never been le xD rib and TERR man despite the fact he quite literally always has been

He'd be a good rep for western gaming, he's more likely than most suggestions people give

>Pit and Palutena in heaven
>Bayonetta steps up
>Pit and Bayonetta shoot at each other, bullets and arrows clashing
>Palutena's weapons clash with Bayonetta's fists
>Bayonetta gets both of them down
>summons Gomorrah for her climax attack
>shotgun cocks
>chainsaw starts
>a giant gun is prepped
>Pit and Palutena look behind Bayonetta
>Bayonetta looks over her shoulder
>"DOOMGUY TEARS ONTO THE SCENE"

Xenophobia

with the plasma rifle, BFG ,siphon grenades and other non bullet toys he could work. RIP super shotgun though.

>BFG not turning everything into bits of gore
It would be shit.

What would his level be?

what would his attacks be? Rocket jump for Up+B?

Without the blood and guts, Doomguy is pretty PG, and most of his moveset is doable via other characters
>Bowser's command grab into body slam
>Rocketjump up special, like Robin
>Captain Falcon's down special, with his rocket shoes
>Standing special is a charged railgun shot, like Link
>Charged sides are chainsaw, like Corrin
>Charged up is an upercut, like Ryu
>Charged down is a grenade
>Standard combo ends in a chaingun infinate, like bayonetta
>All throws utilize the Super Shotgun
>Final Smash is BFG
bam, easy moveset utilizing almost everyone of his signature weapons

The burden of proof lies with the claimant

YOU explain why it WILL happen.

If they put this fucking dude and/or chosen undead in the game I'll buy a switch.

>primary weapons are literally just guns
>tears people in half with his bear hands

would not translate well as a smash character because he comes from a game where violence and excessive gore are the main attraction of his game, and trying to work around any of those elements is literally asking Sakurai to make DOOM kid friendly.

it won't work. Doomguy would be just some boring punching guy. you'd be putting him Smash for the sake of doing so. it's not respectful to character and his franchise.

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>decapitates mario
pshh...nothing personnel

or if he's using other character's moves, his final smash could be like Little Mac's, except he just gets a red aura or something

Fuck off. If anyone has a chance of getting in, it’s this guy.

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>Kid Friendly Doom
youtube.com/watch?v=UnUz2One2uY

>Brawl gets 'Newcomer: [character]"
>Smash 4 gets title cards

>Smash 5 is trailers with [character] doing their usual thing until they see the Smash symbol
>they can drop these trailers in places no one expects, like Squares E3 conference for [Square character]

i can dig it

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>Promotional artwork would be Doomguy fighting off a horde of Nintendo characters

holy fug samurai please make it happen

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nice joke

>is literally asking Sakurai to make DOOM kid friendly.

THIS

WHY WON'T ANYONE FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS

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If Gore is Doom's only unique, redeeming value, then it doesn't deserve to exist as a franchise.

Still more of a change than le edgy space marine man.

but it does, so fuck off you christian faggot

Nuclear Plant that has portals to hell open up with demons coming out
Cyberdemon Stage Boss
If Doomguy is using his classic costume his portrait is replaced with his Doom 1/2 expressions reacting during the match (picking up an item, scoring a ko, getting a no, breaking a smash ball, etc)

They didn't. Generic space paintball man came first.

So are we all just forgetting about Snake, or what?

Actually likely
Kamiya has been retweeting pro Wonder Red tweets

But Christians love Doomguy's Righteous Holy Crusade against the Legions of Hell.

Dead Simple or Hangar.

>If Gore is Doom's only unique, redeeming value,
nice job skewing the argument idiot, i literally explained that DOOM has always been about shooting someone until they fucking explode into a pool of blood IS the main attraction to DOOM, and none of that absolutely cannot be in Smash.

you want Doomguy, one of the grandfathers of FPSs in Smash, but he can't rip and tear or do anything that made his game unique in the first place. if Doomguy can't rip and tear, then why even have him there.

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, YOU'RE ASKING SAKURAI TO MAKE DOOM KID FRIENDLY. IT DOESN'T WORK.

NOTICE HOW SNAKE IS ONLY RESTRICTED TO CQC AND EXPLOSIVES? THEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE METAL GEAR'S GAMEPLAY WASN'T FOCUSED AROUND GOING ON A RAMPAGE COMPLETELY MURDERING PEOPLE. IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, METAL GEAR EVEN PUNISHES YOU FOR KILLING PEOPLE.

THIS SHIT ISN'T HARD TO UNDERSTAND FUCK

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Cause Dovahkiin from Skyrim would be in Smash instead

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>Samus in the back reaching out to him

Ok I get it
Calm down

habbening

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Japan
Demand is too late unless for DLC

Fucking Solaire has a better chance than Doomguy.

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They didn't even give Snake his signature tranquilizer gun

I swear to fuck if Solaire isn't a skin or an assist trophy though

LIKE HELL I FUCKING WILL. YOU RETARDS WANTED ME TO EXPLAIN WHY DOOMGUY WON'T HAPPEN AND I FUCKING DID.

I DARE SOMEONE TO BRING UP BAYONETTA, BECAUSE I KNOW SOME STUPID FUCKING IDIOT WITH HALF HIS HEAD MISSING WOULD FUCKING BRING IT UP LIKE IT WOULD BE SOME KIND OF COUNTER ARGUMENT, JUST LIKE THE IDIOT WHO BROUGHT UP SNAKE.

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Hey wait a second, Bayonetta did have guns
What the fuck?

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Anybody played Quake Champions: Doom Edition? Any good? I know its like an FPS hall of fame of characters

>If I mention Bayonetta and Snake before you do you can't use that evidence
Dumb retard.

Even Sakurai was surprised
Considering how the devs of other characters consent is needed for other characters to treat their characters is needed, it's shocking how TPC allowed Pikachu being shot with legit bullets.
Turns out CERO is more concerned with women's fabric than firearms

What if they make it classic Doomguy?

BECAUSE THE ""REALISM"" OF HER GUNS ARE VERY QUESTIONABLE. NOTICE HOW INCREDIBLY STYLIZED AND FANTASY-ESQUE THEY MADE HER GUNS COMPARED TO SAY, DOOMGUY RUNNING AROUND ON FINAL DESTINATION HOLDING LITERALLY JUST A DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN.

BAYONETTA ALSO DOESN'T COMPLETELY RELY ON GUNS TO ATTACK HER ENEMIES, WHERE AS DOOMGUY C O M P L E T E L Y RELIES ON HIS GUNS AND FISTS TO SMASH SOMEONE INTO PASTE, AND AGAIN REMOVING THOSE ELEMENTS WOULD NOT MAKE DOOMGUY WHO HE IS.

FUCK.

Something something magic witch rubber bullets. It's easy to explain away because Bayonetta's design can be flexible. Doomguy probably wouldn't get away with it (Though the image of Mario's Jaw getting torn from his skull makes me laugh for some reason)

Make it a less realistic SSG, then. Like this ugly thing.

Keep yelling, it's hot.

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It will and it will be cool as fuck.

Can't wait for the Gates of Hell level.

I'd rather have Doomguy in Mortal Kombat desu

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it still looks like a recognizable gun, putting blue plastic shit on it doesn't change anything. i mean hell you can still see the wood grain and everything. again, you're asking sakurai to make doomguy hold a nerfgun while also trying to make the DOOM franchise appeal to kids and either way it still doesn't change the fact that doomguy does absolutely nothing but shoot stuff with guns and occasionally punch shit.

I would hope they would use the original Doomguy design and not the 343 Industries Halo tier Doom 4 design.

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NuDoomguy does have a lot of energy/explosive based weapons. A rocket launcher is fine if Snake can get away with it, and there's the pistol, the plasma rifle, the HMG's missile alt-fire, the gauss rifle, and the BFG.
It's still got no chance of happening, but fuck it. We're in a world where Cloud got into Smash despite never appearing on a Nintendo console. Anything's possible.

They didn't. MC was based off of the OVA for Starship Troopers.

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>RIP super shotgun
You can't have Doomguy without his shotgun. Just let them have guns.

Give him his non-bullet weapons.

>Fists/Chainsaw
>Rocket Launcher
>Plasma Gun
>BFG
>Unmaker
>Gauss Cannon

Not a sword user

>Starship Troopers

Disgusting. Sure, the first movie is okay and I didn't know there was an OVA but the book is fucking trash in which nothing interesting happens, why is it so popular?

Choose one row to make it in. No columns.

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Doom has explosives, energy and beam weapons too, you screaming buffoon. It's not all just bullets. Throw in the plasma rifle, the BFG, and chainsaw, and you're fucking good.
You can have a brutal, heavy, and aggressive playstyle without resorting to blood and gore too. Ganondorf does this just fine.

This isn't hard, jeez.

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the handgun shoots lasers too, hell you even charge it in the game so that could be his neutral

SLICE AND DICE YOUR GUTS

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The Magnum's straight outta Trigun, too.

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That piece of shit needs to be forgotten.

5 or bottom.

Yeah because Bayonetta is very kid friendly.

He's a western character.

Third, in a heartbeat. I don't even give a shit about Ridley.

delete this picture from your hard drive right now

You should, asshole

great, now explain to me how they'll transition the rest of the DOOM franchise's literally hellish concepts and universe filled with demons, pentagrams, blood, death,e tc etc etc into Smash and make it appeal to younger audiences.

if you can solve the problem of "How to appeal DOOM for children" then i'll gladly eat my words, because you know Sakurai will never added a third party character without adding more representation from where they are from, such as a stages, trophies, or perhaps even new items.

>Ridley and Banjo in the same row
How is this even a contest?

>great, now explain to me how they'll transition the rest of the DOOM franchise's literally hellish concepts and universe filled with demons, pentagrams, blood, death,e tc etc etc into Smash and make it appeal to younger audiences.
Bayonetta literally summons demons using witchcraft in her attacks.

>The book is shit
Literally kill yourself

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Did japs ever care about Doom? Crash was at least popular over there for a brief period of time.

Row 1, although it pains me to loose a lot of rad dudes along the way,

Too recent

>Forever War>>>>>>>>>>>feces>>>>>>>>>Starshit Tropers.

>Ganondorf does this just fine.
I'd actually argue Ganondorf does not work fine. He doesn't represent who he is in Smash and that has always bothered me. Ganondorf has always been a wizard who throws spells n shit and fights with a big ass sword(s). He was never just some heavy punching guy.

Forever war is for literal brainlets who need explosions and war constantly and can't handle even the slightest amount of philosophy in their fiction. It was also written by a little faggot who got butthurt about having to go to Vietnam.

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>DLC
If we get another ballot I'd throw a vote his way.

He didn't know it did that so it doesn't count

What's his final smash gonna be?

and a figure made of hair and teeth is comparable to, say, fleshy, blood covered demons, cybernetically spliced and cut demons, demons who literally each flesh and bone, or even a map covered in blood, pentagrams, and skulls because...?

>Doomguy gets in smash
>With Crash as a alt costume
>They're both Mii Gunner armor

Well now he knows.

Range: BFG
Up Close: Berserk

good luck with legal

Edgy.